┌───────────────────‐
｜So how are things with the wife, Chet?
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜I hope that bitch gets hit with a train,
｜Dave!
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.
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（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-20 13:02
┌───────────────────‐
｜Don't you mean BY a train?
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜Fascist.
｜
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.
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（ ´∀｀） （'∩` ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-20 13:46
┌───────────────────‐
｜Today is a great day for Olympic curling.
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ CURLING? I thought we were watching
｜ some cheap strippers.
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.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） Σ（ﾟДﾟ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-20 16:14
┌───────────────────‐
｜You know for a second there, I did too.
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜Who knew that Italy would be
｜suhc a sausagefest?
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.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-20 19:57 (sage)
┌───────────────────‐
｜At least they don't have wrestling
｜like the Summer Olympics do...
└───y─┬───────────——
｜But damn, you really gotta wonder
｜about those male figure skaters.
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.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） （＾∀＾;; ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-21 23:43 (sage)
┌───────────────────‐
｜Oh my! Have you ever seen anything quite
｜like this, Chet?
└───y─┬───────────——
｜It appears as if the English figure skaters
｜are having a gay orgy on the ice!
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） （＾∀＾;; ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-21 23:45 (sage)
┌───────────────────‐
｜Here comes the Zamboni!
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜The judges give it tens across the board!
｜
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.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾;; ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-22 0:22
┌───────────────────‐
｜God damn when do we go to commercials?!
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜Let's pass the time by counting the
｜number of Coca-Cola sponsorships.
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.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
┌───────────────────‐
｜Luckily you people can't see my hands.
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜How the hell do you find work, Dave?
｜
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.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-22 16:50
┌───────────────────‐
｜In related news, our penises are showing!
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜I... I thought that was your mike...
｜You goddamned horny bear!
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（＾∀＾ ） （｀∀´ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-22 16:53
┌───────────────────‐
｜This is delicious microphone, I must eat.
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜Dammit, Dave. We have cake!
｜
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.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-22 17:06
┌───────────────────‐
｜Open the pod bay doors, Chet.
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜I'm sorry Dave,
｜I'm afraid I can't do that.
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） （ ⦾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-22 17:10
┌───────────────────‐
｜Target in sight! DEPLOY PHOTON TORPEDOS.
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜Dave. This is Olympic figure skating.
｜Damn, you're more bored than this audience.
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.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-22 21:33 (sage)
┌───────────────────‐
｜Seriously, I'd rather be watching curling
｜than this shit.
└───y─┬───────────——
｜Now how the fuck can you say that?! Curling is
｜l33t, but damn those figure skaters are HAWT!
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-22 21:35 (sage)
┌───────────────────‐
｜Chet, this is male figure skating
｜we're talking about here...
└───y─┬───────────——
｜Yeah, I know.
｜
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.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ゜∀゜） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-23 15:37
┌───────────────────‐
｜1995 Subaru Impreza WRX STI Type RA ver.2 (GF8) from Japan
｜2000 cm^3 exhaust HKS Turbo ( IHI VF-22) 1,3 bar Redline 8500
｜1 - 100 km/h - 4.2
｜1/4 mile - 12.45
｜~ 350 h.p.
｜I from Russia. I go by this devil machine on streets of Moscow
｜3 times successfully disappeared from police
｜Basically I go accurately and on special lines.
└───y─┬───────────——
｜FGSFDS
｜
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.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-23 16:08
┌───────────────────‐
｜NIGHT OF FIRE
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ GONNA GETCHA. LIKE A SPACE BOY.
｜
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.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
┌───────────────────‐
｜Dammit, Brown. Quit looking at my balls.
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ But I love that musky smell.
｜
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.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|James|＼‾‾‾|Brown|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-23 17:56
┌───────────────────‐
｜You know... your name sounds like "Shit".
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ No shit!
｜
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.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-23 18:18
┌───────────────────‐
｜Can I... shit on your face?
｜It would be so hot.
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ Um, Dave... commercials ended three
｜ minutes ago...
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-23 20:20
┌───────────────────‐
｜My spoon is too big....
l
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...
｜ MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-24 1:48 (sage)
┌───────────────────‐
｜Chet, I love you-
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜Dave, we fucked yesterday.
｜Too soon for that shit.
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-24 18:47
┌───────────────────‐
｜IS THIS REAL LIFE?
l
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ IS THIS FANTISY?
｜
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.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-24 19:33
┌───────────────────‐
｜Do you hear about the guy with the anal beads
｜in his rectum?
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ RECTUM? Damn near killed him!
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-24 19:34
┌───────────────────‐
｜You're not allowed to make anymore lame
｜jokes until you bend over.
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ I'll get straight on that!
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-24 23:49 (sage)
>>27
┌───────────────────‐
｜I can't believe some fag didn't know that
｜weI sang that.
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ Yeah, I mean god damn.
｜Don't fuck with the godfather of soul, fag.
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Jerry Lee|＼‾‾‾‾|Lewis|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-24 23:52 (sage)
>>36
┌───────────────────‐
｜You get down
｜with my girlfriend
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ I'll get straight on that!
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|James|＼‾‾‾‾|Brown|＼‾‾‾‾|
>>39
┌───────────────────‐
｜Payback is a thing ya got ta see.
｜Hell, never do any damn thing to me!
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ I didn't!
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|James|＼‾‾‾‾|Brown|＼‾‾‾‾|