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| They didn't catch the soumen, Chet.
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| I will open one of my six mouths and end the world.
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|I just don't feel like you can satisfy me anymore.
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|...but I even licked the tip!
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Name:
Anonymous2006-07-19 0:47
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|It's not that I don't love you.
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|...
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|I fall apart without you, Dave.
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|Dave|\‾‾‾‾|Chet|\‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-08-03 19:10
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|Alright, how 'bout a breakup quickie?
|One last fling.
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|Not in the mood...
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Name:
Anonymous2006-08-05 18:41
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|C'mon, you know you like the taste
|of my mansauce in the back of your throat.
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|My mother told me I should never
|choke on another man's semen.
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>>140
Name: Anonymous : 2007-04-17 01:10 ID:KTFuo6Ec Good day my sirs,
I be Faireth of the Ex clan, a crackateer. I doth requisition thee to joineth mine group of crackateers. Mine private crackatudes be at thoust disposal with thine purchased membership.