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Astral projection guide v2.0

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-20 0:12

[1]download SBagen http://uazu.net/sbagen/
[2]create a file named "Astral.sbg" with content(just these two lines)
ast: pink/10  108+31.32/80
NOW ast
[3] open the sound file using Sbagen.exe. (it should be associated with .sbg file format)
[4] if you use:
speakers:place them far apart, point at different directions. set volume to maximum which is comfortable.
headphones:ensure that you're not hurting your ears, set volume that is significant above background noise.
Note: binaural beats work best when you turn off any surround sound or 3-D effects, or equalization that your sound card software uses. The binaural beat is a 3D effect by itself.
[5] before projection attempt, relax all muscles. It likely you will not succeed at separation at first try.
 many attempts are possible  and you will train your astral body eventually to phase-in as reflex.
[6]relaxation stage: mentally count to 10, by each number try to defocus from the body and listen more to the binaural beat.
[7] as you listen you may notice background noise like a faint radio station(imagine an Astral Radio) trying to break through(it commonly called tinnitus/phantom sounds).
[8]focus on these phantom sounds, if you get distracted by the body or hear nothing, focus on binaural beats than search for background sounds again. do not break relaxation or tense muscles at this stage.
[9]phantom sounds stage: you should focus on the content of the sound, try to discern various tones and amplify them above background.
[10]energy focus stage:at the point of deep trance you will feel vibrations pulsing through you, its it very subjective experience, with some people having electricity shoot through them or just minor twitching, but you will feel your astral body filling with energy.
simply witness the process and allow it to "flow". if you break trance, return to point [6] and repeat. Focus on your third eye/brow chakra if you have problems with trance.
[11]sleep paralysis stage:this stage is also subjective, with some people feel locked in their bodies with some just having feeling stiff limbs.
as you feel vibration coursing your astral body your physical body will feel distorted but locked. this is normal and you can proceed to separation techniques.
[12]separation stage:many visualization and mental command techniques can be applied. if you don't succeed staying at the point of trance and repeating the process will be much easier. you can try these as exercises as much time as you like.
1. feeling your astral body by trying to move it out mentally, as if it was trapped inside you (mental command)
2. imagining gravity wells above/below pushing you out(gravity boost)
3. trying to visualize yourself away from body or in different position(astral double)
4. changing focus from your head->outside to outside->head(inversion of focus)
5. moving your focus point from your head to any place on the body. the purpose is to train astral movement (focus change)
6. growing limbs. try to touch far object by stretching your limbs like rubber(try not to tense real muscles).(rubber hands)
7. spinning around yourself(horizontally at the length of spine). try to move yourself like a vortex around your body(spinning)
8. contraction/growth. feeling/imagining your astral body shrink or grow on command.(contraction)
9. vibrational push. just allow/amplify vibrations from [10] to push you out.(vibrational push)

Report projection attempts here.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-20 6:10

lol hats

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-20 6:14

does it help if u wear a hat?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-20 6:15

lol can i wear a hat while projeting

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-20 9:58

>>1
This is an scam! You don't need an computer program to learn how to use astral projection! Just read a few books about it! wwwwwwwww

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-20 12:21

I think the first couple of steps are referring to hemi sync. in which case just download some hemi sync and follow the instructions the creepy hypnotist gives you. Also Robert Monroes books.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-21 12:55

>>1
I'd like to asstral project right in your mouth, mf.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-05-24 2:43

>>5
He's scamming us to download an opensource program... how ingenious

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 5:16

>>5
lol, you are queer. :P

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Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 5:53

>>9
NO THANK YOU

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 22:51

>>10
adj.   queer·er, queer·est
   1.Deviating from the expected or normal; strange: a queer situation.
   2.Odd or unconventional, as in behavior; eccentric. See Synonyms at strange.
   3.Of a questionable nature or character; suspicious.
   4.Slang Fake; counterfeit.

that about sums you up in one word, kojak.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-05-27 10:10

>>11
Hold it there Kodak! Where on two different definitions of queer you and I! In my definition, I can insure you that I am no queer!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-28 4:18

>>12
you don't get it; all the definitions OF queer are inclusive of using queer. So when you use it, you aren't singling any one out (even in context), you are ignantly and ambiguously including ALL the definitions of queer for me to use against your ignant anus like a mop handle for me to wipe the floor with you.

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your words = my ammo
Thanks in advance! :3

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-28 4:38

>>13
I dont think so troll!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-28 13:38

>>14
I DO think so, and you are the worst troll.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-05-28 19:09

>>15
How bout you tell me where you live!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-29 19:32

>>16
How bout you tell me where you live!

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Name: Anonymous 2010-05-29 21:01

>>17
I will once you tell me where you live! So I can visit you on the astral plane!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-30 5:55

>>18
... :/
oh no, not you again. You're like a god-damn cockroach.
Listen, there's no way in your lifetime I'm going to brandish you with a potential weapon against me...so, if you truly are wanting to meet "on the astral plane" you'll have to give something up in order to do so...you are the one with the wanton desire to meet...what will you give me as a token of good faith?

Besides, you wouldn't want to see me on the astral plane...I'm not forgiving and I don't forget. Eye for a eye, tooth for an tooth; you see.

What will be your decision, kind sir?

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Name: Anonymous 2010-05-30 19:24

>>19
I never said anything about fighting you there! We need to meetup on the astral plane to talk this out like MEN

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-31 3:01

>>20
simple, give a gift of good will so I can be assured that I won't be provoked into an attack where you'll end up another statistic of unknown cause of death.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-05-31 5:06

>>21
OK! What do you have in mind!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-31 14:52

>>22
-_-' you're supposed to figure that out on your own.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-01 13:13

>>23
I cant read your mind! How am I suppose to know what you have in mind then! wwwwwww

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-01 15:14

>>24
jesis, you really don't know anything about politics or anything like that do you?

Whatever you do decide to give as a sign of good will places you at a tactical disadvantage and leaves you vulnerable which causes my mind to assume then that I am in power and therefore I do not have to fight to achieve power and we may get along for the time being.

get it?

Now, if you still wish to meet, where's your sign of good will?

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Also...can't read mind? Just no skill.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-01 17:16

>>25
Not sure what I can give! I do have this homebrew gameboy game though! http://www.mediafire.com/?en1rw0wrnwz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmVuyL_-g14

It's VIP QUALITY!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-02 2:57

>>26
-_-'...are you 4reel?

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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-02 4:44

>>27
Sure why not!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-02 8:50

>>28
Alright, if you answer my question truthfully, I'll acquiesce to your request to meet on the Astral Plain. If not, the offer will never be considered hence-forth.

0. What are four known pragmatic usages of God in any human's lifestyle?

I'll give you one as a gopher.

God is invincible, invisible, immortal, omnipresent and omnipotent. I as a human am vulnerable, perceivable, mortal, locally-present and partially knowing. The purpose in contrast is to "know thyself."

So, what'll it be?

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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-02 16:31

still waiting...what's taking so long???

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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-02 17:02

>>29
OK! Since you already gave me one I'll give you the other three!

1) God being the invincible, invisible, immortal, omnipresent and omnipotent entity, a human who has faced a difficult situation and is not going as planned, will "cut corners" and may be tempted to lie and cheat, not realizing that there are grave consequences in doing so! A man's actions are his responsibility and will be judged accordingly!

2) To do God's work with man's wisdom! To do things that man finds practical and good, but is not in accord with God's plan! It can be only done God's way!

3) One cannot serve both God and money! For God is invincible, invisible, immortal, omnipresent and omnipotent! Money is a transient material unit of exchange! It cannot compare to God!

OK! That good!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-02 22:40

asshole projection?  see a doctor man

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-03 6:52

>>31
sorry, none of those are pragmatic. That's just the reaction you're relaying back to me not the choice.

So, as a sign of good will I will not only give you one more chance, but I will give you one more pragmatic usage of God.

"Is to serve the future through preparation rather than to serve the past through recovery."
To serve what we know is self-serving. To serve the unknown is to serve God.
Your parents did this before you were born, though they may not have realized it at the time, in order to give birth to you.
Life is the miracle-expressing-example of a miracle to bring what had not ever existed before into existence. You are the example of how the impossible can be made possible. This is how man can become God, by knowing that he is not yet God in full, only in part.

Two more left, what'll it be?

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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-03 23:11

>>33
I dunno! I was never taught that in church! My pastor only went over what I wrote in >>31 ! I guess I will not be seeing you on the astral plane! :(

Ah well, good talking to you!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-04 3:07

>>34
Tell you what. I'll give you just one final chance, but this will be the absolute final opportunity to use your ingenuity to formulate a pragmatic usage of God.
And here is your final free-be;

"The God you should serve is your future self. If the you of the present should not be served by you, as it is self-serving, to serve your future self is to serve someone who doesn't yet exist in a time that has yet to arrive. When the future becomes the present, you then reap the rewards of your past-self. Decadently doing so lacks involvement and interaction with others as pain is averted and immediately gratifying escapes and distractions are sought and returns a sour victory where you end up lonely and segregated from others. Morally doing so creates involvement and inspires interaction with others by seeking what is painful, doing what you're afraid to do, and postponing your desire for instant gratification which returns from others a personal victory for yourself by loosing what you used to have (pride in knowing) by surrendering (or choosing) to the known processes towards your advantage (doing what you don't feel like doing) and through the building up of lust the release may then be made without undue distraction."
Abstinence does not mean becoming a monk. We're human, not saints. It merely means postponing (holding back) what we want to do until what we don't want to do is out of the way.

So, why do this in this way? When you do what you don't feel like doing first you invariably place your duties "under-foot" and before you can do what you desire you must do what you don't feel like doing in order to fulfill your duties (life-necessities). In doing this, you build up your lust making you horny as hell for what you know is cumming. The thought of what is about to cum rises with each interaction and when the time finally cums where lust can be released, it should be slightly resisted, but not ceased. In doing so, being so close, having worked so hard for what may or may not be able to happen becomes a seeking of uncertainty and indulgence in fear from the perspective of desire. The climax, because of anticipation, because of mental focus on the is to be, because of cumming so far and working so hard to get here, the reward is a force-feedback effect of super-nova proportions. In other words, desire fear and fear desire. Doing this is moral, yields the greatest rewards, causes you to perceive the mundane as miracles and painful awkwardness of living as a blessing in disguise, and causes you to see the world in a whole new light.

There is only one more left of which I am aware. Remember, this is the final attempt and there can be no others. Ask around, if you must, if you really truly desire to meet on the astral plane, find out other pragmatic usages of God.

I patiently look forward towards your response.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-06 5:30

>>35
>>4
SHUT THE FUCK UP. You wouldn't know how to troll if you had a step by step guide, and not everyone who calls you out as an idiot is frothing at the mouth.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-06 6:35

>>36
you're visibly frothing at the jowls, kind sir. :P

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