Instead of wasting money on asshole database admins, I'm going to propose just using Excel to store data. It can do 95% of what Oracle can do with just a few macros, and cost tens of thousands less. That way, we can just write all our programs on IronRuby as addins for MS Office.
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Anonymous2014-03-02 17:33
No, everything should be stored in XML files. That way, you can do everything SQL does with a few Perl one-liners.
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Anonymous2014-03-02 17:46
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Office files are just zipped XML. That's the genius of this!
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Anonymous2014-03-02 17:51
u herd about Microsoft® Access®? i think it might what ure looking for
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Anonymous2014-03-02 18:29
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No, I've been living in a cave, fucking cavebitches all day without access to a computer for the last thirty years and have never heard of Access.
Excel is exactly what we need. Even secretaries know how to use it.
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Anonymous2014-03-02 18:51
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maybe u shuldnt hiring cavebitches for secreteries
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Anonymous2014-03-02 19:12
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But they work for colored beads! Think of all the money saved!
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Anonymous2014-03-02 23:04
I've not met any especially assholeish DB admins. The really bad ones bad are the faggot network `engineers' who think that the ability to take a 6 month Cisco course makes them YHWH's gift to IT.