New cost saving database

Instead of wasting money on asshole database admins, I'm going to propose just using Excel to store data. It can do 95% of what Oracle can do with just a few macros, and cost tens of thousands less. That way, we can just write all our programs on IronRuby as addins for MS Office.

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No, I've been living in a cave, fucking cavebitches all day without access to a computer for the last thirty years and have never heard of Access.

Excel is exactly what we need. Even secretaries know how to use it.