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Who the fuck are

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 16:07

Luke, Nikita, LA Calculus, Frozen void and Cudder?

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 16:13

Trevor

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 16:36

Luke is an autistic, anti-American Australian. Apparently a janitor or groundskeeper or something. He takes over threads by talking to himself for 10+ posts in a row, usually talking about the NSA or just random stuff. Uses emoticons constantly.

Nikita is an extremely antisemitic Russian. For a long time, we thought he was a Muslim and called him Ahmed because of this. He became /prog/'s darling after forcing himself on the board enough to mind break us. Refused to stop shitposting and attention whoring for years on end; demanded we find him a job writing firmware for gas chambers used to kill Jews. /prog/ wrote letters to Bad Vlad asking for his arrest, but his mother beat Putin up. He did eventually get a job and a girlfriend and posts much less now.

Lambda Author Calculus has a silly insistence on conformity to the C standard, claiming that bugs and undefined behavior matter in the slightest. What a fool.

FrozenVoid is a total genius, but is very opinionated. Everything he write includes void.h, which includes every other file known to man and hundreds of macros.

Cudder is a transsexual that found employment at Intel due to diversity quotas and now writes BIOS code. Overall, pretty knowledgeable, but his Japanese is shit. Usually shills for Intel by leveling unfair accusations towards AMD.

Bonus:

Mentifex is Author T. Murray, a leading AI theorist and author who wrote the strong AI system MindForth. He's been spamming for decades and has even banned from everywhere else. real experts have actually taken the time to write a faq about him. Doesn't come around any more because he was offended at being called `Mentishit'.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 17:23

Frozen void is a retard, not a genius.
He used to insist on writing code without any whitespace!

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No Xarn

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 17:44

>>4 `
>greentexted quote

how did you do that?

test
No Xarn

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 17:57

>>3
>Cudder is a transsexual

MtF or FtM?
Is s/he pretty now? Would he camwhore his butthole if I paid him?

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 20:02

>>5
Xarn is dead to me. Worse that Kodak-kun (slightly).

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 20:07

>>6

MtF
no, ugly as fuck
probably

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 20:17

*was =)
...i think i lost my job after charging 30$ an hour for 1&1/2 hr's work on saturday xD

come monday, it's nice and cool and i get there the earliest yet, (like 8:45 am ^^) only to be turned away =.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 20:21

>>3
but his Japanese is shit
Weeaboo detected.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 20:24

>>9
Can't even cut it as a guy who rakes leaves, huh? Maybe you can go into the toilet scrubbing field.

>>10
Go back to /g/.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 20:28

>>8
I'm sorry but what makes you think so?

>>9
Don't give up Luke-kun I believe in you!!

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 20:34

>>11
lol... i even had an energy drink in hand.. and there was work to be done, i think i'm just too effective ^^

>>12
there's plenty o houses around, all i really need to do is put a flyer up at the shop =)

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 21:28

>>11
Toilet scrubbing is precision work.
He's nowhere near qualified!
What if he scratched the porcelain?

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 23:44

then the porcelain would be scratched?

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 23:46

Why are you cleaning the toilet with a wire brush anyway?

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 0:29

>>16
To slay the beast ofcourse.
Don't tell me I'm the only one with sentient excretions.

Name: >>16 2014-02-24 0:30

te<sup>s<sup>t

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 0:32

oh, it's bb[sup]code[sup]

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 0:42

I came here to shitpost!
interesting thread, btw

Name: 2014-02-24 0:45

last one:
interesting thread, btw

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 1:11


<sup>small text test</sup>

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 3:00

Luke: Australian pothead
Nikita: Russian antisemite
LA Calculus: fictional character of a shitposter
FrozenVoid: Russian retard, furry
Cudder: Russian transsexual kike

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 4:02

Why doesn't the bb[up]code[/sup] work?

Name: John 2014-02-24 7:29

>>23
lies! Not one of these people exist

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 8:03

Who are these people? Last time I checked the only people who posted on /prog/ were you, me, and the Sussman.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 8:18

>>26
Sussman is the anti-semite, right?

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 9:38

where can i download some of frozenvoids code?

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 10:41

By the way, it turns out that I have FrozenVoid's art saved, enjoy: http://i.imgur.com/AzaJ9kU.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 16:12

>>29
 actually not my art, i just use it as my fursona. I have no artistic talent.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 17:13

The day FV came out as a furry: http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1259647841/9

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 18:00

There is huge difference between fursuit-wearing extrovrted partying furs and people who collect plushies and have tulpas. Its like you think i live some kind of "furry lifestyle", but in reality its just one aspect of my self-expression which no one in real life knows about.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 18:08

>>29
Hahahaha, why did you save this?
Oh man, now I'm remembering that avatar he drew of himself.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 18:18

Furries are worse than pedophiles, fur suit wearing or not. Burn them all with the rest of the degenerates.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 18:57

>>34
>le homophile bump

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 19:05

>>35
>le pedophile >le homophile bump

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 19:12

tsk nigger

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 19:49

>>36
le homophile >le pedophile >le homophile bump bump

Name: John 2014-02-24 20:39

stop ignoring me guys! I mean it!

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 20:55

They are no one.  You are no one.  They should go away.  You should go away.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 21:25

>>40
>le pedophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 22:09

>>37
*basketball americans

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 23:23

>>42
Well, actually, whites too play basketball, although at less success rates.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-25 3:27

Isn't Frozen Void British?

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-25 3:59

>>43
That's because whites are oppressed and don't have equal opportunities. I say every basketball team must be forced by law to have at least two white players on the court at all official games. Otherwise it's just racist, all those blacks getting into NBA because of their connections and race.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-25 4:40

>>32
Keep us posted with the progress of Velox et Anus, FV, we're all quite interested.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-25 6:54

>>46
>le pedophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-25 11:02

>>44
No. Frozen Butt is Gayish

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-25 14:10

>>48
Stop thinking about my butt!

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-27 13:45

>>23
/prog/ sure has a lot of russians!

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-27 14:02

>>23
LA Calculus is clearly from California.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-27 14:26

>>49
I just can't, your obscene butt is always on my mind!

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-27 22:24

My search for Mentishit led me to Reddit, where he posts the same shit about AI being solved and seems to have taken up transhumanism. I'm glad he found a new home where he fits in.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-27 23:21

>>53
There are a lot of crazy AI people like Mentifecies, especially at MiT. Jeff Hawkins being other example.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-27 23:24

Typical AI-crank bragging about all researchers being retarded:
http://www.technologyreview.com/notebook/412202/solving-ai/
To some, AI is the manifest destiny of computer science. To others, it’s a failure: clearly, the AI problem is nowhere near being solved. Why? For the most part, the answer is simple: no one is really trying to solve it. This may come as a surprise to people outside the field. What have all those AI researchers been doing all these years? The reality is that they have largely given up on the grand ambitions of AI and are instead working on increasingly specialized subproblems: not just machine learning or natural-language understanding, say, but issues within those areas, like classifying objects or parsing sentences.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-27 23:52

>>54
M-Mentifex, is that you? I've never seen anyone randomly fuck up capitalization as well as you, especially an acronym like MIT.

Well, anyway, even if you aren't him, Mentifex promised ANDRU would be taught Japanese. WHERE IS MY KAWAII アンドル, MENTISHIT? WHERE IS HE?

Name: 54 2014-02-28 2:46

>>56
WHO THE FUCK IS MENTIFEX?

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-28 12:16

>>57
A crackpot like Ray Kurzweil.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-28 16:13

>>56
teach my anus

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-28 16:55

>>59
*spanks anus*
this is your lestion, anus!

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-05 2:24

>>41,47
Yes, I am a pedophile. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my childlover soul long ago and I am happy together with my girlfriend (who is a cute 6 y/o loli!). We fuck a lot of her friends with and without their consent and I am pretty slim and good looking. But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid porn with grown women in it while I have SEX with my underaged girlfriend.

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