Luke, Nikita, LA Calculus, Frozen void and Cudder?
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Anonymous2014-02-23 16:13
Trevor
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Anonymous2014-02-23 16:36
Luke is an autistic, anti-American Australian. Apparently a janitor or groundskeeper or something. He takes over threads by talking to himself for 10+ posts in a row, usually talking about the NSA or just random stuff. Uses emoticons constantly.
Nikita is an extremely antisemitic Russian. For a long time, we thought he was a Muslim and called him Ahmed because of this. He became /prog/'s darling after forcing himself on the board enough to mind break us. Refused to stop shitposting and attention whoring for years on end; demanded we find him a job writing firmware for gas chambers used to kill Jews. /prog/ wrote letters to Bad Vlad asking for his arrest, but his mother beat Putin up. He did eventually get a job and a girlfriend and posts much less now.
Lambda Author Calculus has a silly insistence on conformity to the C standard, claiming that bugs and undefined behavior matter in the slightest. What a fool.
FrozenVoid is a total genius, but is very opinionated. Everything he write includes void.h, which includes every other file known to man and hundreds of macros.
Cudder is a transsexual that found employment at Intel due to diversity quotas and now writes BIOS code. Overall, pretty knowledgeable, but his Japanese is shit. Usually shills for Intel by leveling unfair accusations towards AMD.
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Mentifex is Author T. Murray, a leading AI theorist and author who wrote the strong AI system MindForth. He's been spamming for decades and has even banned from everywhere else. real experts have actually taken the time to write a faq about him. Doesn't come around any more because he was offended at being called `Mentishit'.
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Anonymous2014-02-23 17:23
Frozen void is a retard, not a genius.
He used to insist on writing code without any whitespace!
Luke: Australian pothead
Nikita: Russian antisemite
LA Calculus: fictional character of a shitposter
FrozenVoid: Russian retard, furry
Cudder: Russian transsexual kike
There is huge difference between fursuit-wearing extrovrted partying furs and people who collect plushies and have tulpas. Its like you think i live some kind of "furry lifestyle", but in reality its just one aspect of my self-expression which no one in real life knows about.
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Anonymous2014-02-24 18:08
>>29
Hahahaha, why did you save this?
Oh man, now I'm remembering that avatar he drew of himself.
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Anonymous2014-02-24 18:18
Furries are worse than pedophiles, fur suit wearing or not. Burn them all with the rest of the degenerates.
>>42
Well, actually, whites too play basketball, although at less success rates.
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Anonymous2014-02-25 3:27
Isn't Frozen Void British?
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Anonymous2014-02-25 3:59
>>43
That's because whites are oppressed and don't have equal opportunities. I say every basketball team must be forced by law to have at least two white players on the court at all official games. Otherwise it's just racist, all those blacks getting into NBA because of their connections and race.
>>49
I just can't, your obscene butt is always on my mind!
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Anonymous2014-02-27 22:24
My search for Mentishit led me to Reddit, where he posts the same shit about AI being solved and seems to have taken up transhumanism. I'm glad he found a new home where he fits in.
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Anonymous2014-02-27 23:21
>>53
There are a lot of crazy AI people like Mentifecies, especially at MiT. Jeff Hawkins being other example.
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Anonymous2014-02-27 23:24
Typical AI-crank bragging about all researchers being retarded: http://www.technologyreview.com/notebook/412202/solving-ai/ To some, AI is the manifest destiny of computer science. To others, it’s a failure: clearly, the AI problem is nowhere near being solved. Why? For the most part, the answer is simple: no one is really trying to solve it. This may come as a surprise to people outside the field. What have all those AI researchers been doing all these years? The reality is that they have largely given up on the grand ambitions of AI and are instead working on increasingly specialized subproblems: not just machine learning or natural-language understanding, say, but issues within those areas, like classifying objects or parsing sentences.
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Anonymous2014-02-27 23:52
>>54
M-Mentifex, is that you? I've never seen anyone randomly fuck up capitalization as well as you, especially an acronym like MIT.
Well, anyway, even if you aren't him, Mentifex promised ANDRU would be taught Japanese. WHERE IS MY KAWAII アンドル, MENTISHIT? WHERE IS HE?
>>41,47
Yes, I am a pedophile. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my childlover soul long ago and I am happy together with my girlfriend (who is a cute 6 y/o loli!). We fuck a lot of her friends with and without their consent and I am pretty slim and good looking. But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid porn with grown women in it while I have SEX with my underaged girlfriend.