/prog/ - Who the fuck are

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 16:07

Luke, Nikita, LA Calculus, Frozen void and Cudder?

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 16:13

Trevor

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 16:36

Luke is an autistic, anti-American Australian. Apparently a janitor or groundskeeper or something. He takes over threads by talking to himself for 10+ posts in a row, usually talking about the NSA or just random stuff. Uses emoticons constantly.

Nikita is an extremely antisemitic Russian. For a long time, we thought he was a Muslim and called him Ahmed because of this. He became /prog/'s darling after forcing himself on the board enough to mind break us. Refused to stop shitposting and attention whoring for years on end; demanded we find him a job writing firmware for gas chambers used to kill Jews. /prog/ wrote letters to Bad Vlad asking for his arrest, but his mother beat Putin up. He did eventually get a job and a girlfriend and posts much less now.

Lambda Author Calculus has a silly insistence on conformity to the C standard, claiming that bugs and undefined behavior matter in the slightest. What a fool.

FrozenVoid is a total genius, but is very opinionated. Everything he write includes void.h, which includes every other file known to man and hundreds of macros.

Cudder is a transsexual that found employment at Intel due to diversity quotas and now writes BIOS code. Overall, pretty knowledgeable, but his Japanese is shit. Usually shills for Intel by leveling unfair accusations towards AMD.

Bonus:

Mentifex is Author T. Murray, a leading AI theorist and author who wrote the strong AI system MindForth. He's been spamming for decades and has even banned from everywhere else. real experts have actually taken the time to write a faq about him. Doesn't come around any more because he was offended at being called `Mentishit'.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 17:23

Frozen void is a retard, not a genius.
He used to insist on writing code without any whitespace!

Also

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No Xarn

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 17:44

>>4

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>greentexted quote

how did you do that?

test
No Xarn

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 17:57

>>3
>Cudder is a transsexual

MtF or FtM?
Is s/he pretty now? Would he camwhore his butthole if I paid him?

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 20:02

>>5
Xarn is dead to me. Worse that Kodak-kun (slightly).

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 20:07

>>6

MtF
no, ugly as fuck
probably

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 20:17

*was =)
...i think i lost my job after charging 30$ an hour for 1&1/2 hr's work on saturday xD

come monday, it's nice and cool and i get there the earliest yet, (like 8:45 am ^^) only to be turned away =.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 20:21

>>3
but his Japanese is shit
Weeaboo detected.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 20:24

>>9
Can't even cut it as a guy who rakes leaves, huh? Maybe you can go into the toilet scrubbing field.

>>10
Go back to /g/.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 20:28

>>8
I'm sorry but what makes you think so?

>>9
Don't give up Luke-kun I believe in you!!

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 20:34

>>11
lol... i even had an energy drink in hand.. and there was work to be done, i think i'm just too effective ^^

>>12
there's plenty o houses around, all i really need to do is put a flyer up at the shop =)

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 21:28

>>11
Toilet scrubbing is precision work.
He's nowhere near qualified!
What if he scratched the porcelain?

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 23:44

then the porcelain would be scratched?

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-23 23:46

Why are you cleaning the toilet with a wire brush anyway?

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 0:29

>>16
To slay the beast ofcourse.
Don't tell me I'm the only one with sentient excretions.

Name: >>16 2014-02-24 0:30

te<sup>s<sup>t

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 0:32

oh, it's bb[sup]code[sup]

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 0:42

I came here to shitpost!
ⁱⁿ^t^e^r^e^s^tⁱⁿ^g^t^h^r^e^a^d^,^b^t^w

Name: ‮ 2014-02-24 0:45

last one:
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Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 1:11

<sup>small text test</sup>

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 3:00

Luke: Australian pothead
Nikita: Russian antisemite
LA Calculus: fictional character of a shitposter
FrozenVoid: Russian retard, furry
Cudder: Russian transsexual kike

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 4:02

Why doesn't the bb[up]code[/sup] work?

Name: John 2014-02-24 7:29

>>23
lies! Not one of these people exist

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 8:03

Who are these people? Last time I checked the only people who posted on /prog/ were you, me, and the Sussman.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 8:18

>>26
Sussman is the anti-semite, right?

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 9:38

where can i download some of frozenvoids code?

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 10:41

By the way, it turns out that I have FrozenVoid's art saved, enjoy: http://i.imgur.com/AzaJ9kU.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 16:12

>>29
actually not my art, i just use it as my fursona. I have no artistic talent.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 17:13

The day FV came out as a furry: http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1259647841/9

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 18:00

There is huge difference between fursuit-wearing extrovrted partying furs and people who collect plushies and have tulpas. Its like you think i live some kind of "furry lifestyle", but in reality its just one aspect of my self-expression which no one in real life knows about.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 18:08

>>29
Hahahaha, why did you save this?
Oh man, now I'm remembering that avatar he drew of himself.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 18:18

Furries are worse than pedophiles, fur suit wearing or not. Burn them all with the rest of the degenerates.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 18:57

>>34
>le homophile bump

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 19:05

>>35
>le pedophile >le homophile bump

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 19:12

tsk nigger

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 19:49

>>36
le homophile >le pedophile >le homophile bump bump

Name: John 2014-02-24 20:39

stop ignoring me guys! I mean it!

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 20:55

They are no one. You are no one. They should go away. You should go away.

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