Who the fuck are

Luke, Nikita, LA Calculus, Frozen void and Cudder?

Luke is an autistic, anti-American Australian. Apparently a janitor or groundskeeper or something. He takes over threads by talking to himself for 10+ posts in a row, usually talking about the NSA or just random stuff. Uses emoticons constantly.

Nikita is an extremely antisemitic Russian. For a long time, we thought he was a Muslim and called him Ahmed because of this. He became /prog/'s darling after forcing himself on the board enough to mind break us. Refused to stop shitposting and attention whoring for years on end; demanded we find him a job writing firmware for gas chambers used to kill Jews. /prog/ wrote letters to Bad Vlad asking for his arrest, but his mother beat Putin up. He did eventually get a job and a girlfriend and posts much less now.

Lambda Author Calculus has a silly insistence on conformity to the C standard, claiming that bugs and undefined behavior matter in the slightest. What a fool.

FrozenVoid is a total genius, but is very opinionated. Everything he write includes void.h, which includes every other file known to man and hundreds of macros.

Cudder is a transsexual that found employment at Intel due to diversity quotas and now writes BIOS code. Overall, pretty knowledgeable, but his Japanese is shit. Usually shills for Intel by leveling unfair accusations towards AMD.

Bonus:

Mentifex is Author T. Murray, a leading AI theorist and author who wrote the strong AI system MindForth. He's been spamming for decades and has even banned from everywhere else. real experts have actually taken the time to write a faq about him. Doesn't come around any more because he was offended at being called `Mentishit'.