Hey, I need a favor, /prog/

I'm going on a trip, could one of you guys watch my little Daiyousei and Cirno while I'm gone, please? Make sure they're in bed by 9:00PM and don't let Cirno on the computer; she's grounded for downloading hundreds of lewd `cool free screensavers'. I've left some money on the table for food and other stuff. Please take good care of my sweethearts (or Daiyousei at the very least)!

Thanks, you guys are good pals.

I wonder what toewhose taste like

Where do you keep the sleeping pills and vaseline?

>>3
I don't know about the Vaseline, but he probably keeps the sleeping pills in the oven. Where else would he possibly put them?

looks like the Colombian pedo is back

(or Daiyousei at the very least)
Disgusting blatant favoritism you shitty parent. And now on top of that, you've left them both in the care of a group of wild pedophiles.

No wonder Chiruno is has such issues.

>>6
is has such issues
You have issues too!

By the way I'm going to take them away from you, they are my sweethearts now!
You are not good enough for them!

I'm want to smoke weed and cuddle with them.

*puts Cirno in oven*
*puts Die in freezer*

This ought to keep those little shits in line!