Hey, I need a favor, /prog/

I'm going on a trip, could one of you guys watch my little Daiyousei and Cirno while I'm gone, please? Make sure they're in bed by 9:00PM and don't let Cirno on the computer; she's grounded for downloading hundreds of lewd `cool free screensavers'. I've left some money on the table for food and other stuff. Please take good care of my sweethearts (or Daiyousei at the very least)!

Thanks, you guys are good pals.

Where do you keep the sleeping pills and vaseline?