Hey, I need a favor, /prog/

I'm going on a trip, could one of you guys watch my little Daiyousei and Cirno while I'm gone, please? Make sure they're in bed by 9:00PM and don't let Cirno on the computer; she's grounded for downloading hundreds of lewd `cool free screensavers'. I've left some money on the table for food and other stuff. Please take good care of my sweethearts (or Daiyousei at the very least)!

Thanks, you guys are good pals.

(or Daiyousei at the very least)
Disgusting blatant favoritism you shitty parent. And now on top of that, you've left them both in the care of a group of wild pedophiles.

No wonder Chiruno is has such issues.