Why C is the superior language

The least requirements on a conforming implementation are:

— At sequence points, volatile objects are stable in the sense that previous accesses are complete and subsequent accesses have not yet occurred.

— At program termination, all data written into files shall be identical to the result that execution of the program according to the abstract semantics would have produced.

— The input and output dynamics of interactive devices shall take place as specified in 7.19.3.

Try to name a better language than C. Come on pussies!

C is very fragile, i can count thousands of crashes i fixed because of minor non-obvious errors.

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Then the thing that needs fixing is your brain.

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say the degenerate transgender faggot

if it is transgender it is not a faggot, faggots want to sleep with people of their gender while trannies want to have their gender changed which is kind of different

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Strength of a language comes from its restrictions. C is an extremely weak language because it's so expressive.

C is the main cause of security vulnerabilities.

The least requirements on a conforming implementation are:

— At sequence points, undefined behavior is undefined.

— At program termination, all data written into files shall be undefined because anything can fail at any time and nobody checks the error codes.

— The input and output dynamics of interactive devices shall be undefined.

Try to name a more undefined language than C. Come on pussies!

C++

I've always liked Basic (qBasic dialect, not that line number shit). It reminds me of my childhood, when printing 'fuck you' and executing 'format c:' on school computers was the height of humor.

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QBasic and batch files were my first programming experiences. FreeBASIC is mostly compatible with QBasic.
http://www.freebasic.net/

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Triple A 5 star post, very worth the read, keep em coming.

Its not

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C plus equality

Holy C is an improved C.

http://www.templeos.org/Wb/Doc/HolyC.html

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The only improved C is Go

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The only improved shut the fuck up is go back to /g/

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Go is an improvmen to C because C lacks a good easy crossplatform message-passing concurrency library and beause it has lambdas and GC (not nessecary good), that way you can return lambdas from a function
sadly GC in Go is not a good idea IMO

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