Why C is the superior language

The least requirements on a conforming implementation are:

— At sequence points, volatile objects are stable in the sense that previous accesses are complete and subsequent accesses have not yet occurred.

— At program termination, all data written into files shall be identical to the result that execution of the program according to the abstract semantics would have produced.

— The input and output dynamics of interactive devices shall take place as specified in 7.19.3.

Try to name a better language than C. Come on pussies!

The least requirements on a conforming implementation are:

— At sequence points, undefined behavior is undefined.

— At program termination, all data written into files shall be undefined because anything can fail at any time and nobody checks the error codes.

— The input and output dynamics of interactive devices shall be undefined.

Try to name a more undefined language than C. Come on pussies!