Why C is the superior language

The least requirements on a conforming implementation are:

— At sequence points, volatile objects are stable in the sense that previous accesses are complete and subsequent accesses have not yet occurred.

— At program termination, all data written into files shall be identical to the result that execution of the program according to the abstract semantics would have produced.

— The input and output dynamics of interactive devices shall take place as specified in 7.19.3.

Try to name a better language than C. Come on pussies!

I've always liked Basic (qBasic dialect, not that line number shit). It reminds me of my childhood, when printing 'fuck you' and executing 'format c:' on school computers was the height of humor.