NOT a programmer but...

Can you redpill me on PHP /prog/? I heard it was made by Jews with intentional security holes everywhere.
Also redpill me on other programming languages
Java? Python? C/C++?

Rabi on grails for cloud app ENTERPRISE develpment + javascript.

There's not "no Jewish" alternative As there never was

>>2
Rabbi on Grails, and Javashit? Nice ``gentile'' setup you got there, Chaim.

OP the only thing you need to know about programming languages is that LISP is the Jew one

>>4
And so are PHP, C, C++, Ada, Pascal, Cobol, Delphi, Java and anything that runs on the JVM, Javashit and anything that "runs" on a browser, Python, Ruby, Perl, Haskell, Ocaml, and also cryptography (kabbalistic bullshit and protection for Jewish banks), the stock market, many "common" names (David, Daniel, John, and other kike shit), Muslims (closet kikes), everyone with a surname ending in -stein or -berg (even though those stem from German, but still kike shit), Tumblr social justice and general degeneracy (kikes), Asians, Americans, Africans (all closet kikes), mathematics and by extension physics, infinity, sets, computer science, universities, fluoride in your water and Muslims (double closet kikes).

>>4
Wat?:
Lisp was invented by John McCarthy in 1958 while he was at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT). McCarthy published its design in a paper in Communications of the ACM in 1960, entitled "Recursive Functions of Symbolic Expressions and Their Computation by Machine, Part I"[3] ("Part II" was never published). He showed that with a few simple operators and a notation for functions, one can build a Turing-complete language for algorithms.
John McCarthy (September 4, 1927 – October 24, 2011)[1] was an American computer scientist and cognitive scientist. He coined the term "artificial intelligence" (AI), developed the Lisp programming language family, significantly influenced the design of the ALGOL programming language, popularized timesharing, and was very influential in the early development of AI.

>>5
In computing, C (/ˈsiː/, as in the letter C) is a general-purpose programming language initially developed by Dennis Ritchie between 1969 and 1973 at AT&T Bell Labs.[3]
Dennis MacAlistair Ritchie (September 9, 1941 – c. October 12, 2011)[1][2][3][4] was an American computer scientist who "helped shape the digital era."[1] He created the C programming language and, with long-time colleague Ken Thompson, the Unix operating system.[1]
Kenneth Lane Thompson
Ken n dennis.jpg
Thompson (left) with Dennis Ritchie.
Born     February 4, 1943 (age 70)
New Orleans, Louisiana, U.S.A.
Nationality     United States of America

>>6
Come the fuck on. If you had stayed here for more than 2 hours, you would know why Lisp is Jew shit.

>>7
/g/ kid trying to fit in

>>8
That would be you. Read some more classic /prog/ and you'll see we've been over the topic.

>>9
I don't give a shit about your childish jew jokes

>>1
fuck off /pol/ idiot.

this board is starting to irritate me

nobody gives a shit about your lousy hacking and programming skills you lamers

funny how you dorks deny being influenced by the imageboards

if anything, you are completely determined by the imageboards

anyways, a south american being racist makes me laugh my ass off

just nuke south america already

Redpill you, eh?

Ok.

Everything you have ever been told about programming is a conspiracy of our post-feminist globalized culture.

You must beat your program into submission because code is inferior to a man.  The program begs for this, keep beating it until it is one with your will.

>>11
Look no further than yourself for this ``influence'' that you have so wittily observed.

>>12
another precognitive dream of the exact same text

>>13
fuck off kiddo

>>15
Do you deny my claim that >>11 is influenced by the imageboards?

4chan was also made by Jews. You should probably stop using it.

>>16
nigger nigger nigger

Guido went back in time to stop his younger self from invention Python.
Subatomic scale post-quantum sentient machines live a quiet, peaceful life in a foam-like structure between dimensions.
Metaphysical investigations into the matter have shown that computers do not exist.
Africa admits to only pretending to be hell to get foreign aid. Blacks revealed to be the true master race.
The world falls into a black hole. No effect.
Lisp is a metaphor for the connections that we feel over digital communications in an increasingly impersonal world.
National Weather Service predicts human blood and semen to rain down from the heavens; NOAA is skeptical.
Neural networks have been observed to control the inner workings of cells. Europe grants bacteria the right to vote.
Sussman and Abelson have been convincingly replaced by highly trained gorillas since the last edition of SICP was published.
Millions are killed after Alan Turing is revealed to have falsified results in an effort to cover up Muslim involvement in 9/11.
A new drug is released that gives the user the ability to become infinity.
Artificial intellegence invented by hobbyists, voyages the universe in search of  the truth.

>>17
Indeed:
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/4chan#4chan_and_the_End_of_Days
     /int/ International /b/, where trolls can troll in their own retarded language but, you will hard pressed to find anything not in english. BEWARE: moot is a filthy Jew and after the closure of /new/, installed a shit fuck of auto global ban filters on certain words to "curb racism". These words are: Jew, Jews, Jewish, Zionists (Yeah, I don't get it either), Nigger, /new/, Stormfront. Also, mentioning anything connecting to jews or even hinting to "racism" will result in a ban of random length. ENJOY UR FREEDOMS!
>>18
https://youtu.be/TyV-ebnPnGQ

OP, there is indeed a thread with a collection of redpills for many language: Python, Ruby and many others. Maybe someone remember? It was copypasta going like "I'm far from an expert at Python but..."

>>20
indeed
oh fuck another meme spouting fucking 2008-tier /b/tard faggot here

stop saying that

oh god, all of you back to where you came from please!

>>23
no! we need more people to make the board more alive
they will learn if they read their SICP and follow the way of the [spoiler]/prog/[spoiler] snake

>>23
no! we need more people to make the board more alive
they will learn if they read their SICP and follow the way of the /prog/ snake

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