NOT a programmer but...

Can you redpill me on PHP /prog/? I heard it was made by Jews with intentional security holes everywhere.
Also redpill me on other programming languages
Java? Python? C/C++?

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Wat?:
Lisp was invented by John McCarthy in 1958 while he was at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT). McCarthy published its design in a paper in Communications of the ACM in 1960, entitled "Recursive Functions of Symbolic Expressions and Their Computation by Machine, Part I"[3] ("Part II" was never published). He showed that with a few simple operators and a notation for functions, one can build a Turing-complete language for algorithms.
John McCarthy (September 4, 1927 – October 24, 2011)[1] was an American computer scientist and cognitive scientist. He coined the term "artificial intelligence" (AI), developed the Lisp programming language family, significantly influenced the design of the ALGOL programming language, popularized timesharing, and was very influential in the early development of AI.

>>5
In computing, C (/ˈsiː/, as in the letter C) is a general-purpose programming language initially developed by Dennis Ritchie between 1969 and 1973 at AT&T Bell Labs.[3]
Dennis MacAlistair Ritchie (September 9, 1941 – c. October 12, 2011)[1][2][3][4] was an American computer scientist who "helped shape the digital era."[1] He created the C programming language and, with long-time colleague Ken Thompson, the Unix operating system.[1]
Kenneth Lane Thompson
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Thompson (left) with Dennis Ritchie.
Born     February 4, 1943 (age 70)
New Orleans, Louisiana, U.S.A.
Nationality     United States of America