Chit Chat Thread

What are you up to today, /prog/?

CHIT CHAT MY ANUS

youtu.be/G3kllFZqnfY

research

Writing a GC for my Scheme interpreter.

Not much. You?

Animefags on /g/ are really butthurt of their daily programming threads being created without an anime pic. Moreover, these threads are created legally, with normal images. And this makes them more butthurt. So, i need you to keep creating normal daily programming threads, not gay animed ones. Ty /prog/

It's Sunday isn't it? I'm going to church.

>>8
Where do you live that it's still time for mass/service?

I'll be finishing that stupid sexpcode parser, cooking, and beating myself up for my various failings.

>>9
and beating myself up for my various failings.

Every day.

;_;

>>9
We should have a /prog/ challenge for that. Thread closed and replaced with the following.

܀܀ /PROG/ CHALLENGE ܀܀

Write a sexpcode parser in the language your choice. If writing in a lisp, you aren't allowed to use read.

>>9
I'm in a cult. We have mass orgies with teenage girls every Sunday night at 8PM, EST. Then we reflect on what it means to be human in a world where the line between man and machine is increasingly blurred. Tonight we're watching Serial Experiments Lain. Next week we have to sit through some William Gibson bullshit though, so I'm not looking forward to it.

I've been drinking alone a lot lately.

>>13
What have you been drinking, any recommendations?

I've been reading up on Perl. I stopped caring years ago, but it seems a lot better now. It's a lot cleaner, and it looks like you can write a reasonably complex program in it without getting a result that looks like a stream of random characters.

I'm not looking forward to the JVM crap though. I don't like the idea of having a scripting language allow for closed source distribution.

>>15
For fuck's sake, unreadable programs are a characteristic of programmers, not the language.  Perl doesn't now magically force you to write readably any more than C11 forces you to use K&R indentation style.

>>16
That's not entirely true with regex, but at least Perl allows you to embed whitespace and comments.

>>16
True, but the documentation and example code of Perl a la 1999 encouraged an unreadable wall of text. And if you wanted help from the mailing lists, you'd better be ready to accept sixty lines of of it.

It was considered kewl and hackerish to write like that. It's like how Sepples programmers absolutely have to use every part of the STL, IntegerSingletonFactoryFactorySingletonFactory, and every obscure crevice of the standard (and much of what isn't standard) to make themselves look my ENTERPRISE.

>>15
You are talking about the Rakudo project, eh? Yeah, I always knew the Perl community was crazy. They only prove it every new version release. Well back to GHC.

>>13
Me too.

>>15
Don't worry about the JVM. It's getting its own VM and Parrot still works.

>>17
It has for a long time now, the new hotness is running the grammars backwards.

I'm making an Infix Scheme. Maybe I'll call it Schemeta.

>>1
Just getting some dubs.

Looks like it's finished. I'll pastebin it once I test it as Clojurescript rather than just Clojure. The ASTs are kinda bloated and the whole thing is kinda enterprise, but the fact that it handled Shiichan's shit broken quotes without much insanity makes feel proud of myself for once.

>>17

Only extended regexes and most developers don't know they can actually use comments in their regexes, so the shit is still unreadable.

If you use comments, they can be pretty readable.

>>21
INFIX MY ANUS!

>>24
/x has been around for what, at least a dozen years? But yes, confession time: I never bothered commenting.

However, >>15 seems to be talking about Perl 6 where that shit is on by default and grammars are orderly enough to be used for parsers.

The Meth Show is about to start, so I've got to go to the imagereddits to compete in the contest on who can come up with the least intelligent comment that still seems plausible. I'll be back in a year or so. Wish me luck.

Rozen Maiden got better since the first episode. It's pretty enjoyable now. Jun is much less of a faggot than before.

>>28
I dropped it after the second episode.

Had about enough of that bastardization of MY rozen maiden. All i saw was Jun being faggy as HELL.

>>28
The new RM is pretty boring and hasn't even shown the new 'De#su yet. That's like making a new season of Lain and then forgetting about Lain. It's like Lucky Star without Konata. It's like SICP without Abelson. It's like living without oxygen. It shouldn't be done. It can't be done. Even the junk showed up first.

>>30
U MENA 'De#su

>>30
U MENA `De#su

>>31
holy shit. wow. am I really this unoriginal?

>>33
You're on /prog/, what do you expect?

>>30 >>31 >>32

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>>31,32
That is indeed what I menta.

>>35
that's not le desu face, faglord. y don't u just go bak to ur hugbox u fart cmder n drinjk ur cum milk lol

>>35
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>>36
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LE MENTA FACE ;L

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>>37
FANNAY INSULTS

I took a shit today. It felt kinda weird, and when I looked, it turned out to be Perl. I was writing Perl the entire time that I thought that I was taking a shit. It's kinda eerie how similar the two activities are when you think about it.

>>38
Shalom(le stylized exclamation mark)

>>39
just kill yourself you retarded fucking cunt, die in a fire

>>42
eat my little dick you motherfucking nigger

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LE ANIME AND LE /JP/ ALALALALALLA LELELELEL HAHAHAHAHAHAH
ROFL

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OH FUG
:D

>>43
yo' tiny dick would provide no subsistence, going through the process of cutting it off and cooking it would be a waste of my nigger time.

gag and die on my 20 inch dick

>>46
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>>47
I know you are but what am I?

>>48

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>>49
I know you are an unoriginal one but what am I?

It looks like the two retarded children from /lounge/ have migrated here.

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41 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 00:10

    >>38
    Shalom(le stylized exclamation mark)

42 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 00:13

    >>39
    just kill yourself you retarded fucking cunt, die in a fire

43 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 00:16

    >>42
    eat my little dick you motherfucking nigger

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiOl2iV1MU8

44 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 00:16

    LE ANIME AND LE /JP/ ALALALALALLA LELELELEL HAHAHAHAHAHAH
    ROFL

45 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 00:16

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    OH FUG
    :D

46 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 00:19

    >>43
    yo' tiny dick would provide no subsistence, going through the process of cutting it off and cooking it would be a waste of my nigger time.

    gag and die on my 20 inch dick

47 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 00:20

    >>46
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48 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 00:21

    >>47
    I know you are but what am I?

49 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 00:23

    >>48

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50 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 00:27

    >>49
    I know you are an unoriginal one but what am I?

51 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 00:30

    It looks like the two retarded children from /lounge/ have migrated here.

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>>51
fuck you faggot

>>52
fucking kill yourself you waste of air

>>53
eat shit, spic

>>54
eat shit, cracker pedophile faggot

>>55
atheist

I just reported this shitty fucking post >>56, which is kind of funny, since I am a janitor. That's right ass hole. I don't need to report shit, but I thought I would in this case just so you know how bad you fucked up.

As a janitor, a user of elevated privilege, I actually have a special report interface that patches me directly to Moot. so he will be here soon to ban your ass. That's right, Moot and I are good friends so he regularly bans the fuckheads that I run across on 4chan. He also gave me access to the mysql database on the server so I can see every post you've ever made - and man, you posted a lot of fucking shit. I am actually going to report your IP to the feds, no joke, there is some seriously illegal shit in these log files which are currently up on my screen.

You picked the wrong board to shitpost on mother fucker.

>>56
being catholic doesn't make it okay to fiddle children, you sick white fuck

>>57
/r/atheism

>>59
this, go back to it, atheist

hail satan

>>57
you are breaking the rules!

>>61
I'm going to break your anus you little white faggot.

>>62
My anus would break your dick and you know it.

Time for work! Take it easy on the internet guys, I want my torrents to finish by the time I get home.

How do lesbians have sex?

>>65
They rub their vaginas together (I assume).

>>65
Very carefully.

I knew a lesbian couple and they used toys

I wish I had a vagina. Then I could be cool like Leah.

When I grow up, I'll be just as cool as Leah, but twice as sexier.

>>70
You will have two vaginas???

>>71
A front vagina and a back vagina.

The most important thing to have you want to succeed in the tech world is a vagina. If it used to be a penis, then that's even better.

JEWS

I'm thinking about committing a bunch of cryptic, buggy code in critical sections for several months before I quit.

>>75
#define sizeof(x) (rand() % 20 + 1)
DO IT /prog/RIDER

>>76
Would this work? If so it's genius

#define sizeof(x) (rand() % 95 * sizeof(x) +1)

#define true false

>>75
I'm thinking about committing a bunch of cryptic, buggy code in critical sections for several months before I quit.
consider using http://people.cs.umass.edu/~yannis/fc++/

Out of weed. I may do something drastic.

It's my birthday; the best day for a very painful public suicide. Wish me luck!

Mechanical keyboards are amazing. I just can't go back to rubber domes again. It's an inferior typing experience.

e/g/in/g/roskis on /g/ are really ``butthurt'' of their daily programming threads being created with an anime pic. Moreover, these threads are created legally, with normal images. And this makes them more ``butthurt''. So, i need you to post content related to the Antisemitism board, not gay /g/roski ones. Ty /g/

>>82
Make it gory, remember that the goal is to mentally scar as many people as possible.

>>83
rubber dome my anus

>>85

No, that's not right.  The goal is to completely bewilder people as to what the fuck was happening.  Bonus points if you actually manage to frame someone for murder with it.

I watched American Psycho the other day. I expected more dubs (nice ones by the way, >>88!). Anyway, how did he get away with all those murders? You can't chase whores down the hallways of a crowded apartment building with a chainsaw while naked without arousing at least some suspicion.

Nikita, how do you get away with killing and eating children?

We could easily get Nikita arrested with this info. I heard based Putin doesn't like too much gays, pedophiles, child molesters and other sick fucks.

>>88
based

LELELLELEL etc etc
faggot

>>88
I've been wondering this ever since we shit all over that /q/ thread several months back: what does ``based'' mean?

>>90
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=based

based Putin
WAT R U, SUM KINDA RETOID WHO JUMPS AROUND WITH A TOY GUN MAKING STUPID GRUNTING NOISES LIKE DA PROTAGONIST IN QUAKE 1?

HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR

GO SHOVE AN ASIAN CARTOON CHARACTER UP UR ASS U FUCKIN DEESH BAG

U GUYS R FUCKIN STUPID. GO BACK TO UR SHITTY IMAGE BOARDS. DIS IS A BOARD FOR REAL MEN.

O LOOK. I ACCIDENTALLY SET A NORMAL TRIP CODE. MAYBE SOMEONE WILL CRACK IT AND START IMPERSONATING ME. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>91
Oh, that's stupid. What's wrong with `aloof', or `fancy-free'?

Wait, is L.A. Calculus the E/G/IN /G/ROSKI XD GUY?

>>95
Well, it's not me, and I'm guessing you're the Sussman, so he must be.

>>95
No, lelcunt is up to date with le e/g/in memes. LAC is a bit behind.

>>93
Cracked it, guys. His code is #K_AND_R_C_ISNT_ACTUALLY_THAT_GOOD_AND_ALSO_THEY_SHOULD_PUT_THE_STACK_MODEL_IN_THE_STANDARD.

[rem]

I start a new job in web development tomorrow.

I know, I know....  But it's the best I could do!  I'm sorry that I'm just a code monkey retard, but no one else would give me a job.  I still think that rounding corners is better than toilet scrubbing though.

>>101
I still think that rounding corners is better than toilet scrubbing though
You work at Apple?
They invented rounded corners you know!

>>102
No, I will round corners on customers client's websites. I'm told that people like mechanics and dentists who want to get on the internet for some reason are a large part of the client base.

Maybe I can use CSS to make the borders look like gears or teeth. I'm sure that they'll love it.

Well /blog/, that was fucking weird. First they sat me in front of a computer and told me to get to work, but no one would tell me what I was supposed to be doing or what my fuck login was. So I kinda just sat at my tiny little desk and fucked around. At, like, 12 o'clock, the manager came back and apologized that he forgot that I needed to be oriented, then told the guy sitting next to me to tell me what's up and left. The asshole knew what I was supposed to be doing the whole time but acted dumb. What the fuck?

Oh, it's quite ENTERPRISE. They have a GitHub enterprise license and everything. From what I've seen of the code base, it's pretty shitty. I notice that it uses a minimal of SQL and searches through the result of that in Ruby without a Rail. I'll admit that I don't have much experience doing web shit, but I'm pretty sure that it would be faster and better to just use SQL for that.

I wish I were dead.

>>104
Is this your first time working in the enterprise? Things like this are common. Remember to carry paradise within your mind and you'll endure every office environment.

>>104
That's most places.  In fact your experience is oddly similar to one I had.  Small shops and consulting jobs can be better (or worse - the interview gives  you a chance to see).

How do I get a job in academia?

>>108
suck the right collection of dicks.

>>109
How do I know which dicks to suck?

>>110

Well, I'd start by checking these trips.

Check my trips.

Fuck... good job >>111-san

>>110
When in doubt, suck them all. Just be prepared to lick some assholes to please people who are unhappy that you sucked the dick of someone they don't like.