It's my birthday; the best day for a very painful public suicide. Wish me luck!
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Anonymous2013-08-14 16:50
Mechanical keyboards are amazing. I just can't go back to rubber domes again. It's an inferior typing experience.
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Anonymous2013-08-14 18:04
e/g/in/g/roskis on /g/ are really ``butthurt'' of their daily programming threads being created with an anime pic. Moreover, these threads are created legally, with normal images. And this makes them more ``butthurt''. So, i need you to post content related to the Antisemitism board, not gay /g/roski ones. Ty /g/
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Anonymous2013-08-14 20:46
>>82
Make it gory, remember that the goal is to mentally scar as many people as possible.
No, that's not right. The goal is to completely bewilder people as to what the fuck was happening. Bonus points if you actually manage to frame someone for murder with it.
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Anonymous2013-08-14 23:01
I watched American Psycho the other day. I expected more dubs (nice ones by the way, >>88!). Anyway, how did he get away with all those murders? You can't chase whores down the hallways of a crowded apartment building with a chainsaw while naked without arousing at least some suspicion.
Nikita, how do you get away with killing and eating children?
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Anonymous2013-08-15 2:37
We could easily get Nikita arrested with this info. I heard based Putin doesn't like too much gays, pedophiles, child molesters and other sick fucks.
I know, I know.... But it's the best I could do! I'm sorry that I'm just a code monkey retard, but no one else would give me a job. I still think that rounding corners is better than toilet scrubbing though.
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Anonymous2013-08-18 18:56
>>101 I still think that rounding corners is better than toilet scrubbing though
You work at Apple?
They invented rounded corners you know!
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Anonymous2013-08-18 19:01
>>102
No, I will round corners on customers client's websites. I'm told that people like mechanics and dentists who want to get on the internet for some reason are a large part of the client base.
Maybe I can use CSS to make the borders look like gears or teeth. I'm sure that they'll love it.
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Anonymous2013-08-19 20:03
Well /blog/, that was fucking weird. First they sat me in front of a computer and told me to get to work, but no one would tell me what I was supposed to be doing or what my fuck login was. So I kinda just sat at my tiny little desk and fucked around. At, like, 12 o'clock, the manager came back and apologized that he forgot that I needed to be oriented, then told the guy sitting next to me to tell me what's up and left. The asshole knew what I was supposed to be doing the whole time but acted dumb. What the fuck?
Oh, it's quite ENTERPRISE. They have a GitHub enterprise license and everything. From what I've seen of the code base, it's pretty shitty. I notice that it uses a minimal of SQL and searches through the result of that in Ruby without a Rail. I'll admit that I don't have much experience doing web shit, but I'm pretty sure that it would be faster and better to just use SQL for that.
>>104
Is this your first time working in the enterprise? Things like this are common. Remember to carry paradise within your mind and you'll endure every office environment.
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Anonymous2013-08-19 22:42
>>104
That's most places. In fact your experience is oddly similar to one I had. Small shops and consulting jobs can be better (or worse - the interview gives you a chance to see).
>>110
When in doubt, suck them all. Just be prepared to lick some assholes to please people who are unhappy that you sucked the dick of someone they don't like.