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I AM WOMAN

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-24 0:13

HERE ME RoR

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-24 0:13

AND THERE WERE EXCEPTIONS

Name: An American Gigolo 2013-06-24 2:08

You programmer types have no concept of how to deal
with women. Why should Mentifex have to teach you his
secrets? Rule Number One: Guys are turned on by what
they see; women are turned on by what they hear.
If you say to a Japanese maiden,
"Anata-wa taihen kirei-na desu" (Your're really pretty),
you floor her doubly not only by the compliment,
but by the amazing miracle of saying it in her language.
And if you buy a Japanese beauty her sandwich and salad
each time you run into her, you become unforegttable in
her mind for the rest of her life. She will always
compare other guys to you, programmer tadpole urchin.
It is like the Old Surfer Dude in the Trudeau comics:
You've got a lot to learn.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-24 4:28

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-24 6:01

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-24 11:00

>>1
I AM WOMAN
no, Cudder, you aint.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-24 11:03

>>3
a Japanese beauty
But they're all butt-ugly flat chimps with unshaved pussies and armpits.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-24 11:03

I ARE TOUHOU

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-24 22:14

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 5:08

i are loli cat girl

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 6:17

>>10
Can I touch you?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 7:00

>>4,5,9
Why do these spam bots think /prog/ is full of desperate, gullible women?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 7:09

>>11
you can touch my tail

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 9:49

>>13
But I wanted to pet your ears!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 10:57

Oh shit this is pure gold(berg). The second paragraph is all you really need to read.

http://railsbridgecapetown.org/

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 11:10

Attendees should identify as a woman
lelelelleleleleleeel

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 11:23

>>14
*blush*

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 16:39

>>15
Looks like a great plan to get some pussy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 23:41

>>18
Some women have penises too you bigot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 23:49

>>19
See?!
*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 0:22

RoR?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 1:01

>>15
We’ll be teaching in English and Afrikaans.
LOL, niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 1:13

>>19
And some of those penises happen to be deeply lodged inside your anus.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 3:45

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 4:09

Banned
Reason: called Jesus a nigger

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 4:20

>>24
Yes. Yes I did.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 8:30

>>21
Ruby on your mom gotraileds.

Or the old 6502 "Rotate Right" instruction
"Rotate Right - On My Dick LELELLLLLLLL"

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 13:42

women

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 14:42

I am a mynly myn, not a fyggot like all of you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 18:40

mythstical myth myn

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 19:40

The Mystical Woman-Month: Essays on Fashion Trends

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-27 6:59

I AM 25

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-27 7:24

>>32
That's nice, but nothing compared to my dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-27 11:28

Ruby, preferred language of women (because C and Scheme are too hard).

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-27 11:37

>>34
But there all soft wear.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-27 18:43

but.... women like it hard

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-27 18:46

>>36
Butt they're all software.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-27 20:27

>>34
Somebody is still upset that a beautiful woman who programs in C and Scheme (and does it better than him) turned down his advances.

I don't blame her, last thing I want in my bed is a big fat walrus leaking out all his overflows.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-27 22:53

>>38
As an obese and ugly programmer, I am offended by this comment. Also I hate myself and I'm going to eat ice cream while crying.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-27 23:27

>>39
I'm going to eat ice cream while crying

i see

http://donmai.us/posts/1430419

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 0:00

>>38
Could you point me who to this supposedly beautiful supposedly woman who supposedly programs in ((Scheme)) and C supposedly  ``better than me'' is, supposedly?


No?
I didn't think so nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 0:33

>>41
I could point you to the obese and ugly programmer but I don't need to with HOW FAT HE IS AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

OH WAIT, HE'S YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 4:05

>>38
I demand to know who this woman is.

I am an extremely fit muscular EXPERT PROGRAMMER trained for endurance in addition to being fashion-conscious and having learned classical piano and clarinet, motorcycle sports and mountaineering while also having my penis size noticeably above average for my race and age.  I leverage my core skillset to provide my clients with solutions they require because I reliably adapt to evolving technology needs and real-world demands.  Woman dating me will get access to world-class team synergy and a critical competitive advantage among her peers.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 4:07

>>43
for my race

just proved that low iq of yours stupid racist

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 4:09

She's also half German Jew and half Albanian.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 4:09

>>44
This is a science fact known to every woman: niggers have their dicks sligthly larger than whites on average (but only slightly), and asians have considerably smaller dicks.
So saying ``I am a nigger and my dick is larger!'' is as racist as something like ``I am a chink and my eyes are fucking slits!''

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 4:20

>>46
Wrong.

a science fact
Truly said like a ignorant pseudo-scientific mongoloid.

stupid cracker

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 4:29

this sucks, i'm outta here

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 4:38

>>45
She's
der jewdder is male

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 4:43

>>46
I shudder to imagine how it's like to be an African-American with a small penis. Like, you had one job...

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 5:03

>>50
You would repeatedly disappoint your women, and that's it.  Otherwise your life will be pretty much like any other life of an African-American person.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 5:48

>>50
>>51
Virgins that don't know how to have sex.

muh dik ~ fat ugly white virgin male

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 5:48

fucking normalfags go back to /pol/

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 6:29

>>52
/g/ro that doesn't know how to multiquote.

le meme arrows ~ you

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 6:47

No, they're not larger, they're exactly the same, as real scientific studies show. Women are in for a disappointment most of the time.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 8:39

stop having sex with women you fucking faggots

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 9:27

>>56
what is this i dont even

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 11:43

This new report includes a 2010 study from New York that had men self-report, then actually measured them and compared.

Here's what they found: Black men reported 7.9 inches and measured 6.9 (difference of -1.0 inches)... Hispanic men reported 7.7 and measured at 6.5 (-1.2)... Asian men reported 6.7 and measured 5.3 (-1.4)... and white men lied the most, reporting 7.8 and measuring at 6.1 (-1.7).

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 12:03

>>58
Bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 13:57

Woman never ever use more than a half of their brain!

Science proves: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MKNsI5CWoU

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 19:02

>>60
that's because society tells them abstract thinking is unfeminine

it's not masculine either; enjoy tfw no gf, faggots

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 19:06

>>61
tfw no gf
That is because Jews infected our women with feminism and it is impossible to find a good wife today.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 19:32

fuck you i use ruby on rails ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 19:38

>>63
they're they're, shane lee.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 19:39

>>62
says the fat ugly nutter

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-29 0:04

>>65
As a fat ugly individual, I am offended by that. As a result, I'm going to kill myself fuck I fuckin ghate myself >:(

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-29 5:18

>>58
>caring about dick size when you should be concerned about circumcision

kike detected

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