/prog/ - I AM WOMAN

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-24 0:13

HERE ME RoR

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-24 0:13

AND THERE WERE EXCEPTIONS

Name: An American Gigolo 2013-06-24 2:08

You programmer types have no concept of how to deal
with women. Why should Mentifex have to teach you his
secrets? Rule Number One: Guys are turned on by what
they see; women are turned on by what they hear.
If you say to a Japanese maiden,
"Anata-wa taihen kirei-na desu" (Your're really pretty),
you floor her doubly not only by the compliment,
but by the amazing miracle of saying it in her language.
And if you buy a Japanese beauty her sandwich and salad
each time you run into her, you become unforegttable in
her mind for the rest of her life. She will always
compare other guys to you, programmer tadpole urchin.
It is like the Old Surfer Dude in the Trudeau comics:
You've got a lot to learn.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-24 4:28

http://www.thewordsthatwork.com

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-24 6:01

>>4

http://www.meltyourmansheart.com

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-24 11:00

>>1
I AM WOMAN
no, Cudder, you aint.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-24 11:03

>>3
a Japanese beauty
But they're all butt-ugly flat chimps with unshaved pussies and armpits.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-24 11:03

I ARE TOUHOU

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-24 22:14

Enchant him : http://www.enchantmen.com

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 5:08

i are loli cat girl

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 6:17

>>10
Can I touch you?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 7:00

>>4,5,9
Why do these spam bots think /prog/ is full of desperate, gullible women?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 7:09

>>11
you can touch my tail

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 9:49

>>13
But I wanted to pet your ears!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 10:57

Oh shit this is pure gold(berg). The second paragraph is all you really need to read.

http://railsbridgecapetown.org/

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 11:10

Attendees should identify as a woman
lelelelleleleleleeel

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 11:23

>>14
*blush*

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 16:39

>>15
Looks like a great plan to get some pussy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 23:41

>>18
Some women have penises too you bigot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 23:49

>>19
See?!
_{*grabs dick*}

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 0:22

RoR?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 1:01

>>15
We’ll be teaching in English and Afrikaans.
LOL, niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 1:13

>>19
And some of those penises happen to be deeply lodged inside your anus.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 3:45

>>22
Did you write this:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-slapped-a-crying-child-and-called-him-a-nigger-a,31361/

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 4:09

Banned
Reason: called Jesus a nigger

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 4:20

>>24
Yes. Yes I did.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 8:30

>>21
Ruby on your mom gotraileds.

Or the old 6502 "Rotate Right" instruction
"Rotate Right - On My Dick LELELLLLLLLL"

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 13:42

women

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 14:42

I am a mynly myn, not a fyggot like all of you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 18:40

mythstical myth myn

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 19:40

The Mystical Woman-Month: Essays on Fashion Trends

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-27 6:59

I AM 2⁵

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-27 7:24

>>32
That's nice, but nothing compared to my dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-27 11:28

Ruby, preferred language of women (because C and Scheme are too hard).

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-27 11:37

>>34
But there all soft wear.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-27 18:43

but.... women like it hard

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-27 18:46

>>36
Butt they're all software.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-27 20:27

>>34
Somebody is still upset that a beautiful woman who programs in C and Scheme (and does it better than him) turned down his advances.

I don't blame her, last thing I want in my bed is a big fat walrus leaking out all his overflows.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-27 22:53

>>38
As an obese and ugly programmer, I am offended by this comment. Also I hate myself and I'm going to eat ice cream while crying.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-27 23:27

>>39
I'm going to eat ice cream while crying

i see

http://donmai.us/posts/1430419

I AM WOMAN

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