You programmer types have no concept of how to deal
with women. Why should Mentifex have to teach you his
secrets? Rule Number One: Guys are turned on by what
they see; women are turned on by what they hear.
If you say to a Japanese maiden,
"Anata-wa taihen kirei-na desu" (Your're really pretty),
you floor her doubly not only by the compliment,
but by the amazing miracle of saying it in her language.
And if you buy a Japanese beauty her sandwich and salad
each time you run into her, you become unforegttable in
her mind for the rest of her life. She will always
compare other guys to you, programmer tadpole urchin.
It is like the Old Surfer Dude in the Trudeau comics:
You've got a lot to learn.