>>11
26 isn't a multiple of 5. I like multiples of 5.
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Anonymous2013-06-11 23:30
I ran two laps of the oval today.
It was tiring and I stopped because I was getting runners high, and it wasn't nice.
I'm not very fit, and have a BMI of 17.
So skinny I could audition for Auschwitz the musical and get in without even singing a note.
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Anonymous2013-06-11 23:32
>>13 runners high, and it wasn't nice.
``Runner's high'' feels amazing, what are you talking about? Endorphins are awesome.
>>14
It felt too extreme, coupled with the nausea from running.
Perhaps it wasn't runners high but just some sort of head-rush.
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Anonymous2013-06-12 0:02
>>15
I think that's called over-exertion, silly goose.
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Anonymous2013-06-12 0:51
>>15
Oxygen deprivation? As a massive fat fuck that doesn't deserve living, I can't imagine what kind of problem a thin person would have doing laps.
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Anonymous2013-06-12 1:06
run bitch runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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Anonymous2013-06-12 1:32
I presume that a person who doesn't do much in the way of cardio will have problems doing laps regardless of their weight.
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172013-06-12 2:22
I am a fat fuck and I sweat like a pig as soon as the ambient temperature exceeds 72 F.
Oh no, I posted this on the Internet and the NSA intercepted it! Well, no privacy issues there, since my fatfuckery is as public as the massive permanent sweatstain on the back of my shirt. If I were someone else I would throw me under a fucking bus for being so fucking fat and ugly.
>>16,19
I see. I quit running last year and am following that couch to 5k guide to get back in shape, since my sedentary lifestyle isn't good for either the mind or the body.
>>17,20
I think you're being much too hard on yourself.
Chin up buttercup. Everything's gonna be just fine.
Speaking of the NSA and all that, I presume you're an American- are you going to march on Washington with those others in protest?
You should write a passive-aggressive email to someone, at the very least.
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Anonymous2013-06-12 2:46
Rode another 8 miles for a total of 25 today. Hit a rock and scraped my elbow, though it wasn't too serious. Took a nice warm shower and cleaned the scrape. Did some stretching. Now it's time to sleep.
I only do cardio. Should I try lifting weights? I've never really been strong or muscular, mainly doing running and biking.
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Anonymous2013-06-12 3:21
>>21 I presume you're an American
No, I'm one of those dirty foreigners who aren't worth the Americans' privacy protections (not that that's saying much, either).
In the grand scheme of things I think that the NSA surveillance program (along with the inevitable leak) was a great thing. It would have taken dozens of years (perhaps more) for other countries to realize that storing their citizens' private data (including, for example, confidential military-academia email exchanges) abroad in cleartext represents (aside from the obvious privacy stuff) a gaping national security hole, and that just because the email or cloud provider uses SSL for connections doesn't automagically make everything nice and secure. Maybe they'll even learn a thing or two about software security and trust.
are you going to march on Washington with those others in protest?
Hell no, my ugly fatfuckery might make people quit the protest or redirect their rage and maybe create a movement called "involuntary euthanasia for the morbidly obese; especially THIS guy".
Chin up buttercup. Everything's gonna be just fine.
Yeah, well, likely not. But thanks for trying.
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Anonymous2013-06-12 3:30
>>23 No, I'm one of those dirty foreigners
No wonder you're depressed over being fat and ugly. If you lived in America, you would be well within the norm.
>>23
If anyone makes fun of your weight, just challenge them to a swimming race through a rift in a partially frozen lake. Then while your blubber insulates you and your opponent is chilled to the bone, grasp them by the neck and pull them down below the ice to devour them like mighty leapard seal you are.
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Anonymous2013-06-12 4:05
>>26
Practically no one except my parents (who are also fat fucks, irony much) makes fun of my weight. Not even kids or uncouth youngsters on the bus; either I live in a very civilized area or my fatness has gone from amusing to menacing.
I just feel bad about being sweaty and looking gross and inconveniencing other people by existing in the same bus/room/building/city/universe as them. The fact that I am ugly to 99.9% of people also ensures that I cannot find someone to have sexy time with, which makes me sad and depressed because my brain is hardwired to really want sexy time.
The mighty leopard seal thing made me laugh.
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Anonymous2013-06-12 4:08
I just feel bad about being sweaty and looking gross and inconveniencing other people by existing in the same bus/room/building/city/universe as them
My feelings exactly, except that I'm far from hopeless and will try to get lean and mean.
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Anonymous2013-06-12 4:11
>>27
in murica there is no shortage of fat couples.
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Anonymous2013-06-12 4:13
>>29
How do they manage to reach each others' genitals? There's like a Mexican Gulf of space and fat separating them. Or do they just invite a skinny nigger to do the fucking?
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Anonymous2013-06-12 4:15
>>27
Rather than continuing to feel sorry for yourself, do something about it. Don't worry about what other people think. Just ride a bike or go to a gym and learn to stop giving a shit about what other people might be thinking. They might not think anything at all.
If I'm on public transportation or whatever and I see a fat person, you know what I think about them? Absolutely nothing. Why? Because I have more important things to do than be petty and judge random strangers. Some fat people say they avoid going to the gym because they're afraid that people will judge or make fun of them. But that's just silly.
I always concentrate on my workout rather than looking at everyone and thinking bad things about them. If I do see an out of shape person at a gym, I think ``good for them, they're trying to do something about their weight''. I don't think ``haha what a fatass'' or something like that. nobody really does that. Or if they do, their opinion doesn't matter.
People are less harsh or judgmental than you think. And even if people do think poorly of you, so what? How does that impact your life? It doesn't unless you allow it to. So what if some cunt on the bus thinks you're fat and ugly? It doesn't matter.
Get out of this ``I'm gonna feel sorry for myself and do nothing'' cycle and learn to be proactive and not give a shit about the judgment of others. Get out there and work on improving yourself. You're not destined to be fat forever, after all. Diet and exercise, man. You can do it.
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Anonymous2013-06-12 4:15
>>29
Oh yes, I forgot that about that part. I am also not attracted to fat people. Yeah. That really puts the last nail in the coffin of sexuality.
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Anonymous2013-06-12 4:23
>>30
I wonder about that too. I guess mutual masterbation works.
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Anonymous2013-06-12 4:24
>>32
Being fat isn't some permanent illness. You can lose weight if you put in the time and effort to do so.
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Anonymous2013-06-12 4:25
>>31
I actually am working out, in a somewhat limited fashion (various exercises I've found that aren't likely to break anything; also I run sometimes (at night at 2 AM when it's quiet and there's nobody on the streets), but not for too long). Not because there is any hope of recovery from my fatfuckness, but because I don't want to die of heart insufficiency when I get out of bed one morning. So yeah, file it under fear of death.
Also good for you for being a good person and not judging people, world needs more of you.
You're not destined to be fat forever, after all. Diet and exercise, man.
My diet isn't particularly bad; it's actually quite good when you draw the line. My current condition is really due to being a lazy physical-effort-avoiding fuck for many years (which I still am, although now certain constraints are (thankfully) forcing me to walk a lot everyday).
>>38 BMI of 15 and I play soccer quite often
Are you one of those starving Ethiopians?
Speaking of which, I have a joke:
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they!
But that's not very much. I can run half that distance in less than 2 hours without any preparations and even without water if the weather is not too hot.
I can run that distance after one week of preparations.
If you want something impressive, try 300 km on your bike, or 50 miles of difficult terrain.
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Anonymous2013-06-16 13:05
HMA meme fan, is that you?
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Anonymous2013-06-16 18:48
>>51
>needing a week of preparation to run any distance
faggot
come back when you can regularly go on weekend runs of hundreds of miles, which is regularly done by normal people
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Anonymous2013-06-16 19:07
>>53
Ha! That's nothing. I climb Mount Everest twice every day after work. At lunch I kill 200 penguins wearing nothing but swimming fins and a spear, and I eat all of them.
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Anonymous2013-06-16 19:14
>>53
>quotin/g/ non existin/g/ speech like le typical /g/roski
faggot
come back when you can regularly express yourself without retorting to stupid memes, which is regularly done by normal people
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Anonymous2013-06-16 19:16
>>55
>normal people
Is this supposed to be a good thing? Learn to stop being an atheist materialist retard and get an identity.
>>58
I already found her in the Palace of Earth Spirits.
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Anonymous2013-06-16 21:50
>>56
No, it's not supposed to be a good thing, it's supposed to be a half-assed parody of his shitty /g/-like post. Oh, but "his" is also "your" post, so please fuck off back to /g/, there you can prepend as many greater-than signs as you want.
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Anonymous2013-06-17 1:51
another 14 miles
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Anonymous2013-06-17 4:40
gonna do another 12 or so miles now
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Anonymous2013-06-17 5:18
>>67
How many dicks is that? There should be a unit converter between miles and dicks you suck.
>>79
I'll just ignore you now. Exercise has nothing to do with STDs, penises, fellatio, etc. You have a strange phallic fascination, but that has nothing to do with biking. Perhaps you should try cycling instead of posting about dicks on the internet.
Anyway, finished eating, gonna finish a load of laundry, then gonna go back out on my bike. See you later.
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Anonymous2013-06-18 2:39
Enjoy being run over by a car.
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Anonymous2013-06-18 2:53
Enjoy being run over by a cdr.
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Anonymous2013-06-18 2:54
What does
(cdr op-faggot)
eval to?
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Anonymous2013-06-18 2:59
>>80
My computer is powered by a generator driven by a mounted bicycle. So I am cycling in order to post about dicks on the internet. I am also getting fucked in the ass and giving a hand job with my free hand, so that could explain my fascination with dicks.
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Anonymous2013-06-18 4:05
>>84
I am confused; are you getting fucked in the ass while giving a hand job with your free hand, or are you simultaneously fucking yourself in the ass and giving a hand job, both using your free hand?
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Cyclist!BikebkI6wI2013-06-18 5:23
Rode another 16 miles and then had a nice rest. Time for another ride? I think so.
>>92
So as a serious question, what the fuck does this have to do with programming? Keeping a cycling blog doesn't seem nearly as amusing as spamming racist epithets, but isn't any more related to the ostensible topic of this board.
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Cyclist!BikebkI6wI2013-06-18 9:45
>>93
Quite a lot of posts on /prog/ have absolutely nothing to do with programming. It's just one of the most active English text boards. I do make on-topic posts, just not with a name or tripcode. This is exclusively for this thread, aside from one post in another thread where I accidentally used this trip without thinking.
Just because I only use a tripcode in this particular thread doesn't mean these are the only posts I make. I contribute to programming-related discussions anonymously. The use of a tripcode in this thread is to establish that I'm the OP and the shitposters/trolls are not.
/lounge/ would be a more suitable place to post a thread like this, but let's be honest, /lounge/ is even more of a shithole than /prog/.
>>94
So why get a trip? Are you that worried that your valuable reputation for posting completely off-topic stuff will be sullied? Are you concerned that somebody else is going to post ``X miles today, boy I'm tired!'' and we won't be able to tell who is who?
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Anonymous2013-06-18 10:06
>>51
That's how marathons are done. You run semi-marathon every day or every other day for a few days, then give yourself a couple of days of rest, consume carbohydrates, and then do the fucking shit.
I know very few people who can just run a marathon in any reasonable time (i. e. less than 4 hours) without preparations.
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Anonymous2013-06-18 10:28
>>96
Yeah, because riding a measly 15mi seriously fucking impresses me.