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Practically no one except my parents (who are also fat fucks, irony much) makes fun of my weight. Not even kids or uncouth youngsters on the bus; either I live in a very civilized area or my fatness has gone from amusing to menacing.
I just feel bad about being sweaty and looking gross and inconveniencing other people by
existing in the same bus/room/building/city/universe as them. The fact that I am ugly to 99.9% of people also ensures that I cannot find someone to have sexy time with, which makes me sad and depressed because my brain is hardwired to
really want sexy time.
The mighty leopard seal thing made me laugh.