Computer Science? Pfff. Why don't you do something a little harder than shitting out rounded corners for retards? Why don't you do something with actual importance, like biology or astrophysics?
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Anonymous2013-06-07 0:11
botany
420 blaze it
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Anonymous2013-06-07 0:14
>>1
>Why don't you do something with actual importance, like biology or astrophysics?
Because biologists and astrophysicists are actually doing computer science aka magick.
Jews are just egotistical and like to believe they have, but they're nothing compared to non-Jews. For instance, the above 4 landmark papers were all written by non-Jews.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 1:24
>>11
Really? How many (non-Asian, because the chinks just plagiarize and forge results anyway) goys are working in biology or astrophysics? There is one nigger I know of that works on supersymmetry, but supersymmetry sucks. The only thing goys use biology for is to grow weed and make biological weapons, like the lazy killers that you are. And dear god, have you made a single advancement to math? You people can't even understand limits or proper statistics. And whenever you try to do computer science you come up with garbage like Pascal or Cobol.
If only you non-Jews wouldn't get in our way so much?
>>15
Verlinde isn't Jewish, and he discovered the underlying rules behind gravity and how it's emergent from entropic progression that drives our reality. Just wait, before this decade is out, it will become well accepted theory.
Nor is Terrence Deacon, the biologist who wrote the book "Incomplete Nature - How Mind Emerged from Matter", which was the inspiration for the NASA Institute of Biology's paper "The Algorithmic Origins of Life" linked in this thread.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 1:45
>>16
Laugh now, but you won't be laughing once we again make quick work of you.
Jew's always think they're hot shit, and when they think they have the upper hand over the goyim, divine fate ensures they fall flat on their faces.
>>15
You Jews can only destroy, destruct, decompose, reduce, abstract, and equalize. You worship the false storm god of death.
What you can't do is create, construct, compose, increase, concretize, and differentiate. The true nature of God.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 2:14
>>17
Those are our Shabbos and you know it. The University System in all our realms is designed to make subjects happily do the boring grunt work. Still, if we didn't give them at least partial credit, they'd rebel and we'd have to enter our own data into the tabulating machines.
Verlinde isn't Jewish, and he discovered the underlying rules behind gravity and how it's emergent from entropic progression that drives our reality. Just wait, before this decade is out, it will become well accepted theory.
What the fuck are you talking about? Since when did you believe in gravity? And know, we fudged his data, so he's going to be making a fool of himself when people see obvious errors. That's his punishment for trying to work outside our framework.
>>20
>The University System in all our realms is designed to make subjects happily do the boring grunt work.
Which is precisely why the entire University System is imploding in itself. Those whom are awake realize it's nothing more than Marxist indoctrination camp. The bubble will soon burst. The best and wisest were always autodidacts, and open learning is making knowledge far more accessible and condensed.
What the fuck are you talking about? Since when did you believe in gravity?
Since the Briton known as Isaac Newton first began pondering about it, and perhaps even before then.
And know, we fudged his data, so he's going to be making a fool of himself when people see obvious errors. That's his punishment for trying to work outside our framework.
Einstein's equations of relativity are nothing more than consequential. Useful for macroscopic predictions, but they do nothing to explain the underlying microscopic mechanism that gives rise to his equations in the first place, hence Einstein's inability to reconcile his theory with quantum mechanics. Nikola Tesla put it best:
Einsteins relativity work is a magnificent mathematical garb which fascinates, dazzles and makes people blind to the underlying errors. The theory is like a beggar clothed in purple whom ignorant people take for a king... its exponents are brilliant men but they are metaphysicists rather than scientists
Verlinde won the prestigious $5 million dollar Spinoza Prize the other year. Even Jews couldn't ignore his promising work. Leonard Susskind was almost crying because he didn't think of it himself.
Arrogant shabbos goy! Your work in one way or another will benefit us Jews! We are always 7 steps ahead of you goyim.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 2:50
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Anonymous2013-06-07 2:51
>>24
Actually, it all but ensures your plan at global domination will be short lived. The universe is beholden to Turing completeness and it's mathematical dual, Godel's incompleteness theorems. This places strict constraints on the ability of any intelligent agent or central management system to correctly predict the future. Hence the failure of all central planning systems to date, and the inevitable downfall of your Jew World Order.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 3:09
>>22 Nikola Tesla put it best:
Stupid crackpot, who got scared of circles and believed in infinite energy. Reconcile that.
Fuck off, we are way more mathy than you. Go back to your disgusting petri dishes and exploding rocket fuel oily shit dangerous while we lounge in the sitting room, philosophizing over ideal Turing Machines and infinite tapes.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 3:48
can one of you fucks regenerate my foreskin already
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Anonymous2013-06-07 3:49
>turing machines
>infinite tapes
simplistic bullshit
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Anonymous2013-06-07 4:04
Fuck off, we are way more mathy than you. Go back to your disgusting petri dishes and exploding rocket fuel oily shit dangerous while we lounge in the sitting room, philosophizing over ideal PRAMs and infinite buddy networks of message passing finite state machines.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 4:06
Fundamental science is just the satisfaction of curiosity on someone's payroll.
Nowadays science is far from the ideals of exploring nature and finding answers to fundamental questions. Nowadays it's more of a routine work: sifting through loads and loads information from peers' papers, buying expensive equipment, doing lots of droning experiments, and the result? In the best case you've corrected the value of some little parameter. But in most cases your work is either a duplication of someone else's, or a dead end.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 7:48
>>40
That's the nature of conducting rigorous and highly specialized science. The nature of exploring different paths from the ones forged before us is often a dead end. It is important that these findings are falsifiable and accurate enough so that the next scientist considers different avenues to explore and falsify.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 7:55
>2013
>not being a chemist creating psychedelics
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Anonymous2013-06-07 8:18
You have balanced negative and positive energy, and you actually do have infinite energy. If you believe in the current theories.
>>41
It's all very boring and there is no gratification. What's the point of researching something if the chances of you finding something really new and at the same time important (for humanity) are infinitesimally small? Science has become a worldwide industry — if anyone invents something really ground-breaking, it's probably going to be someone else somewhere else.
Besides, humanity is using the inventions of science to the detriment of itself and the planet. What's the point in giving these numbskulls more ways to kill, rob and steal from each other and from the planet?
Fuck, I'll choose being a techno-magician over "biology or astrophysics" any day.
>>45
How does astrophysics give people more ways to kill, rob and steal from each other? What are you going to do, alter an asteroid trajectory?
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Anonymous2013-06-07 9:36
>>45
And you'll depend on these other researchers doing their boring and ungratifying jobs the next time you want to get a faster box to work your magic on.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 9:36
How does astrophysics give people more ways to kill, rob and steal from each other?
Army uses GPS and satellites allow undetectable strike from space.
What are you going to do, alter an asteroid trajectory?
a nuclear strike on asteroid may redirect it into a moon, making it to fall onto the earth, killing all life.
robots could be used to construct artificial moon to bombard the crap out of your planet.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 9:37
>>48
You're right, I was talking about the branches of fundamental science that aren't completely useless. Astrophysicists are busy finding hexagonal spots on Saturn.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 9:42
>>49
Yes. Except they also get paid crap for their work while every day I'm $$$ing. And chicks don't dig scientists.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 10:15
Touhous dig scientists, though.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 10:18
Computer Science? [...] do something a little harder than shitting out rounded corners for retards
What? CS is not ``web development''.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 10:55
>>49
But I won't pay the scientists for my magic-box. I'll pay the manufacturers, the retailers, the state — but not the fundamental scientists.
Besides, computers aren't even invented by scientists — it's the engineers that do the actual work. And being a hardware engineer isn't any more "sciency" than being a software engineer.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 12:29
>>55
How do you think computers get to be faster, smaller, lighter, etc.? It's by people researching things like nanolithography, doping techniques, chemical vapor deposition, epitaxy, battery chemistry. It's coming up with ideas to test and seeing what works and what doesn't.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 14:25
>>56
That's right: the people researching nanolithography CVD epitaxy and the like will never get the gratification of designing a computer microchip, let alone the money from industrial production of goods created using their ideas.
Scientists are the people at the harsh, unwelcoming frontier between applicable knowledge and Nature, the bitch that doesn't give a shit if you are researching a dead avenue, if you're walking in circles trying to grasp the solution, or if what you're doing has already been published in a magazine you can't afford to read.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 15:10
Computer science doesn't mean shit. It's hobbyists who made computers what they are. Those computer scientists are just a bunch of retards in suits who pretend they're some kind of authority on the subject. They're like the local retard on a programming forum who talk like they know their stuff but are proven to be speaking shit more than half the time.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 17:20
>>52
Most scientists (who matter) work for universities, where they get all the hot teenage ass that they want in exchange for letting dumb sluts pass with a C-.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 17:41
>>59
Real scientists are busy at lab and writing papers.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 17:55
"science marches on blindly, without regard to the real welfare of the human race or to any other standard, obedient only to the psychological needs of the scientists and of the government officials and corporation executives who provide the funds for research."
Scientists have yet to prove themselves as respectable people or even as human beings. I really wish Ted finished them all off at a big conference of some sort.
I'll stick with pure mathematics and philosophy, those are noble things which require genius.
Falsify this *bang*
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Anonymous2013-06-07 19:01
>>64
I once got finished off by a bloke named Ted.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 19:08
>>60
That's what grad students are for, real scientists are flying around the world going to conferences.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 21:50
"Real scientists don't research, they make pop science shows for TV." - Carl Sagan
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Anonymous2013-06-07 23:38
>>27,28 `>implying the universe is``flat'' [code]`>implying that Tesla didn't discover proof that the universe had a negative curvature, thus an infinite amount of energy just laying around [code]`>implying this isn't why Edison had the government seize his work
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Then where is all the energy, dipshit? If the universe weren't flat, it should be everywhere (and matter and the fundamental forces wouldn't form).
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Anonymous2013-06-08 1:09
>>71
Half the energy is being used to keep the other half compressed into one spot too far away for us to detect. Duh.
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Anonymous2013-06-08 2:02
>>72
ooh I know, and it uses the frozenvoid compression algorithm
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Anonymous2013-06-08 2:37
>>71
Maybe it fell into a black hole that formed right after the Big Bang.
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Anonymous2013-06-08 8:16
FALL INTO MY ANUS
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Anonymous2013-06-08 12:03
I don't even program. I'm just here to talk about Jews.