Computer Science? Pfff. Why don't you do something a little harder than shitting out rounded corners for retards? Why don't you do something with actual importance, like biology or astrophysics?
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Anonymous2013-06-07 7:48
>>40
That's the nature of conducting rigorous and highly specialized science. The nature of exploring different paths from the ones forged before us is often a dead end. It is important that these findings are falsifiable and accurate enough so that the next scientist considers different avenues to explore and falsify.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 7:55
>2013
>not being a chemist creating psychedelics
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Anonymous2013-06-07 8:18
You have balanced negative and positive energy, and you actually do have infinite energy. If you believe in the current theories.
>>41
It's all very boring and there is no gratification. What's the point of researching something if the chances of you finding something really new and at the same time important (for humanity) are infinitesimally small? Science has become a worldwide industry — if anyone invents something really ground-breaking, it's probably going to be someone else somewhere else.
Besides, humanity is using the inventions of science to the detriment of itself and the planet. What's the point in giving these numbskulls more ways to kill, rob and steal from each other and from the planet?
Fuck, I'll choose being a techno-magician over "biology or astrophysics" any day.
>>45
How does astrophysics give people more ways to kill, rob and steal from each other? What are you going to do, alter an asteroid trajectory?
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Anonymous2013-06-07 9:36
>>45
And you'll depend on these other researchers doing their boring and ungratifying jobs the next time you want to get a faster box to work your magic on.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 9:36
How does astrophysics give people more ways to kill, rob and steal from each other?
Army uses GPS and satellites allow undetectable strike from space.
What are you going to do, alter an asteroid trajectory?
a nuclear strike on asteroid may redirect it into a moon, making it to fall onto the earth, killing all life.
robots could be used to construct artificial moon to bombard the crap out of your planet.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 9:37
>>48
You're right, I was talking about the branches of fundamental science that aren't completely useless. Astrophysicists are busy finding hexagonal spots on Saturn.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 9:42
>>49
Yes. Except they also get paid crap for their work while every day I'm $$$ing. And chicks don't dig scientists.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 10:15
Touhous dig scientists, though.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 10:18
Computer Science? [...] do something a little harder than shitting out rounded corners for retards
What? CS is not ``web development''.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 10:55
>>49
But I won't pay the scientists for my magic-box. I'll pay the manufacturers, the retailers, the state — but not the fundamental scientists.
Besides, computers aren't even invented by scientists — it's the engineers that do the actual work. And being a hardware engineer isn't any more "sciency" than being a software engineer.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 12:29
>>55
How do you think computers get to be faster, smaller, lighter, etc.? It's by people researching things like nanolithography, doping techniques, chemical vapor deposition, epitaxy, battery chemistry. It's coming up with ideas to test and seeing what works and what doesn't.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 14:25
>>56
That's right: the people researching nanolithography CVD epitaxy and the like will never get the gratification of designing a computer microchip, let alone the money from industrial production of goods created using their ideas.
Scientists are the people at the harsh, unwelcoming frontier between applicable knowledge and Nature, the bitch that doesn't give a shit if you are researching a dead avenue, if you're walking in circles trying to grasp the solution, or if what you're doing has already been published in a magazine you can't afford to read.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 15:10
Computer science doesn't mean shit. It's hobbyists who made computers what they are. Those computer scientists are just a bunch of retards in suits who pretend they're some kind of authority on the subject. They're like the local retard on a programming forum who talk like they know their stuff but are proven to be speaking shit more than half the time.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 17:20
>>52
Most scientists (who matter) work for universities, where they get all the hot teenage ass that they want in exchange for letting dumb sluts pass with a C-.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 17:41
>>59
Real scientists are busy at lab and writing papers.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 17:55
"science marches on blindly, without regard to the real welfare of the human race or to any other standard, obedient only to the psychological needs of the scientists and of the government officials and corporation executives who provide the funds for research."
Scientists have yet to prove themselves as respectable people or even as human beings. I really wish Ted finished them all off at a big conference of some sort.
I'll stick with pure mathematics and philosophy, those are noble things which require genius.
Falsify this *bang*
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Anonymous2013-06-07 19:01
>>64
I once got finished off by a bloke named Ted.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 19:08
>>60
That's what grad students are for, real scientists are flying around the world going to conferences.
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Anonymous2013-06-07 21:50
"Real scientists don't research, they make pop science shows for TV." - Carl Sagan
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Anonymous2013-06-07 23:38
>>27,28 `>implying the universe is``flat'' [code]`>implying that Tesla didn't discover proof that the universe had a negative curvature, thus an infinite amount of energy just laying around [code]`>implying this isn't why Edison had the government seize his work
>>68
Then where is all the energy, dipshit? If the universe weren't flat, it should be everywhere (and matter and the fundamental forces wouldn't form).
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Anonymous2013-06-08 1:09
>>71
Half the energy is being used to keep the other half compressed into one spot too far away for us to detect. Duh.
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Anonymous2013-06-08 2:02
>>72
ooh I know, and it uses the frozenvoid compression algorithm
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Anonymous2013-06-08 2:37
>>71
Maybe it fell into a black hole that formed right after the Big Bang.
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Anonymous2013-06-08 8:16
FALL INTO MY ANUS
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Anonymous2013-06-08 12:03
I don't even program. I'm just here to talk about Jews.