I just had sex!

So I was at the club right, and this woman, with tits, walked up to me. She asked me about myself and what I did for work. I told her that I was a web designer. Naturally, she was awed and started asking me about the cool new technologies that she had seen on TV, like node.js and HTML5, We chatted for a while about about WebGL and the woes of CSS selectors, then she invited me back to her place. When we got there, I had sex with her - in her vagina! We talked a bit more after sex about NoSQL, then we dozed off to sleep. I'm posting this in bed with her, from my phone right now!

>>1
with tits
Gross!

node.js on tv?

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Have you read your Egyptian "Book of the Masters of the Secret House" (Ritual of the Dead).[6] today?

>>1

Do forget to ask for her phone number and share here!

3D? PIG DISGUSTING!

>>3,6
Back to the imageboards, please.

You know? Web development/software engineering is actually respected for some reason by society. People tend to believe that you are modern and possibly hip, and with good income. Just don't be a neckbeard, and have something to talk about other than SICP.

>>8
Just don't be a neckbeard, and have something to talk about other than SICP.
Don't say such blasphemy, goy. I'll fucking kill you.

>>1
this woman, with tits

How are breasts attractive?

Seriously, they are just a couple of sacks of meat. Why the fuck do men go crazy about them? It makes no fucking sense. I am not a fucking child; I have no need for breast milk. Surely this has to be a mass dick waving contest or something, where very guy has to try to profess his love of tits more than everyone else or be called gay.

Well I'm going to break this cycle. I am no fag and I like tits perky and small, or if not that, then flat. Not a fucking pair of exploding masses of fat smashed together.

Anyone agree, or have some other insight to add?

>>10
My dubs agree, check 'em

hand in your wizard card

>>8

It's probably because everyone's heard of the web.

Most of the stuff real programming entails doesn't mean anything to most people at all.

>>10
reductionist scum

Do this also happen to you when you are in bed with her : http://laffynation.com/when-im-on-bed-with-boyfriend

>>15

I think in reality this is what really happen to threadstarter when he said he get laid : http://memepix.com/w55nc

Obviously, OP slept with Adria Richards. Enjoy your AIDS.

10 Apps to Spice Up Your Sex Life : http://mashable.com/2013/02/14/apps-sex-life

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