I just had sex!

So I was at the club right, and this woman, with tits, walked up to me. She asked me about myself and what I did for work. I told her that I was a web designer. Naturally, she was awed and started asking me about the cool new technologies that she had seen on TV, like node.js and HTML5, We chatted for a while about about WebGL and the woes of CSS selectors, then she invited me back to her place. When we got there, I had sex with her - in her vagina! We talked a bit more after sex about NoSQL, then we dozed off to sleep. I'm posting this in bed with her, from my phone right now!

You know? Web development/software engineering is actually respected for some reason by society. People tend to believe that you are modern and possibly hip, and with good income. Just don't be a neckbeard, and have something to talk about other than SICP.