I just had sex!

So I was at the club right, and this woman, with tits, walked up to me. She asked me about myself and what I did for work. I told her that I was a web designer. Naturally, she was awed and started asking me about the cool new technologies that she had seen on TV, like node.js and HTML5, We chatted for a while about about WebGL and the woes of CSS selectors, then she invited me back to her place. When we got there, I had sex with her - in her vagina! We talked a bit more after sex about NoSQL, then we dozed off to sleep. I'm posting this in bed with her, from my phone right now!

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this woman, with tits

How are breasts attractive?

Seriously, they are just a couple of sacks of meat. Why the fuck do men go crazy about them? It makes no fucking sense. I am not a fucking child; I have no need for breast milk. Surely this has to be a mass dick waving contest or something, where very guy has to try to profess his love of tits more than everyone else or be called gay.

Well I'm going to break this cycle. I am no fag and I like tits perky and small, or if not that, then flat. Not a fucking pair of exploding masses of fat smashed together.

Anyone agree, or have some other insight to add?