C++ - You accidentally create a dozen instances of yourself and shoot them all in the foot. Providing emergency medical assistance is impossible since you can't tell which are bitwise copies and which are just pointing at others and saying "That's me, over there."
COBOL - USEing a COLT 45 HANDGUN, AIM gun at LEG.FOOT, THEN place ARM.HAND.FINGER on HANDGUN.TRIGGER and SQUEEZE. THEN return HANDGUN to HOLSTER. CHECK whether shoelace needs to be retied.
FORTRAN - You shoot yourself in each toe, iteratively, until you run out of toes, then you read in the next foot and repeat. If you run out of bullets, you continue anyway because you have no exception-handling facility.
Algol - You shoot yourself in the foot with a musket. The musket is aesthetically fascinating and the wound baffles the adolescent medic in the emergency room.
Symta - Zionist agenda and evil Hollywood jewish propaganda manipulates your mind into building your own zip gun with scraps and macros. Then Schlomo takes your gun, shoots you in the head and rapes your skull while reciting luciferian mantras. Kikes proceed to steal your mom's savings and nuke innocent angelic Muslim Children.
Luke - guise weed ^^ too much XANAX ^^ XD my foot ... guise... I just shot myself in the foot... ^^ the right one though... still have one I guess ^^ XD
Mentifex AI - I ARE ANDRU
LEL-Code - LLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>MFW LE FOOT IS SHOT
>EGIN SHOOT GRO!!!! XDDDDDD
Shit, sadness is par for the course..
Either you've been lucky, or there's something wrong if you've never been particularly sad...
And yeah it kinda sucks.. But it's part of being human... =)
Haskell - You aim to shoot yourself in the foot but then realize that this would be mutating the state of your foot so instead you create a foot shooting monad to simulate shooting yourself in the foot, which then lazily disembowels you because you put <<$$*>> somewhere when you meant to type <*$**>
Lisp - You proceed to shoot yourself in the foot. The surrounding relative spacetime seems to slows significantly due to ＳＡＴＯＲＩ achieved enhancing brain capacity thus data processing by 1000's of fold. Electrical impulses travelling from a new evolutionary optic nerve from the retina to the brain, breaks the FTL barrier creating antimatter as residue along the nerve path allowing for electrons to cause quantum entanglement with the proceeding electron and produce negative entropy. This produces an exponential transmission speed for each electron, where e-v = 2c (where c = 299,792,458 m/s). The end result is the relative experience of Planck time tP units. Hence the remnant parenthesis are viewed being emitted from the bullet.
Let us assume the distance from a resting arm's hand is 0.6m to a foot. A massless particle travelling in a vacuum travels exactly 1 Planck length lP per tP. And a bullet travels at 300m/s 300m/s * 0.6m = 180m2/s Since 1m = 6.2×1034lP 0.6m = lP×0.6 = 3.7×1034 Since 1 parenthesis is of exactly 1 lP, shooting yourself in the foot would generate 37000000000000000000000000000000000parentheses per 180m2/s
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Spede2013-05-11 9:15
>put <<$$*>> somewhere when you meant to type <*$**>
But their types are different.
>>14
In order to shoot yourself in the foot in Haskell, you need to depend on it's type inference first. Then rather than deriving foot -> gun -> bullet -> hand -> shot_foot, it will derive foot -> gun -> bullet -> hand -> chainsaw -> disemboweled_body, and you wont notice until it's too late.
>>4
I welcomed sadness with open arms, after the mental contortions I got my brain to perform in order to feel it again, while depressed. It made me feel human again.
So, today you learned depression is not synonymous with sadness.