Name: Anonymous 2013-05-11 0:07
C - You shoot yourself in the foot.
C++ - You accidentally create a dozen instances of yourself and shoot them all in the foot. Providing emergency medical assistance is impossible since you can't tell which are bitwise copies and which are just pointing at others and saying "That's me, over there."
COBOL - USEing a COLT 45 HANDGUN, AIM gun at LEG.FOOT, THEN place ARM.HAND.FINGER on HANDGUN.TRIGGER and SQUEEZE. THEN return HANDGUN to HOLSTER. CHECK whether shoelace needs to be retied.
FORTRAN - You shoot yourself in each toe, iteratively, until you run out of toes, then you read in the next foot and repeat. If you run out of bullets, you continue anyway because you have no exception-handling facility.
Algol - You shoot yourself in the foot with a musket. The musket is aesthetically fascinating and the wound baffles the adolescent medic in the emergency room.
Symta - Zionist agenda and evil Hollywood jewish propaganda manipulates your mind into building your own zip gun with scraps and macros. Then Schlomo takes your gun, shoots you in the head and rapes your skull while reciting luciferian mantras. Kikes proceed to steal your mom's savings and nuke innocent angelic Muslim Children.
Luke - guise weed ^^ too much XANAX ^^ XD my foot ... guise... I just shot myself in the foot... ^^ the right one though... still have one I guess ^^ XD
Mentifex AI - I ARE ANDRU
LEL-Code - LLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>MFW LE FOOT IS SHOT
>EGIN SHOOT GRO!!!! XDDDDDD
C++ - You accidentally create a dozen instances of yourself and shoot them all in the foot. Providing emergency medical assistance is impossible since you can't tell which are bitwise copies and which are just pointing at others and saying "That's me, over there."
COBOL - USEing a COLT 45 HANDGUN, AIM gun at LEG.FOOT, THEN place ARM.HAND.FINGER on HANDGUN.TRIGGER and SQUEEZE. THEN return HANDGUN to HOLSTER. CHECK whether shoelace needs to be retied.
FORTRAN - You shoot yourself in each toe, iteratively, until you run out of toes, then you read in the next foot and repeat. If you run out of bullets, you continue anyway because you have no exception-handling facility.
Algol - You shoot yourself in the foot with a musket. The musket is aesthetically fascinating and the wound baffles the adolescent medic in the emergency room.
Symta - Zionist agenda and evil Hollywood jewish propaganda manipulates your mind into building your own zip gun with scraps and macros. Then Schlomo takes your gun, shoots you in the head and rapes your skull while reciting luciferian mantras. Kikes proceed to steal your mom's savings and nuke innocent angelic Muslim Children.
Luke - guise weed ^^ too much XANAX ^^ XD my foot ... guise... I just shot myself in the foot... ^^ the right one though... still have one I guess ^^ XD
Mentifex AI - I ARE ANDRU
LEL-Code - LLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>MFW LE FOOT IS SHOT
>EGIN SHOOT GRO!!!! XDDDDDD