You're likely near 30, so the best girlfriend you could find will be a mature whore, bundled with her retarded teenage children (born from some drug-addicted nigger, when she was 14) and you will be just a source of money for her and her bantlings, while she will be cheating you with niggers.
Oh! And of course, she wont be interested in SICP or any other of your sentimental neerdy crap.
women want you to have: money, height, big penis, a career, high social status, extraversion, admiration of many other females, and for you not to fuck them very often at all
what's that? can't fulfill all that? welcome, friend, we've been waiting for you: http://www.gnaa.eu/
>>5 she wont be interested in SICP or any other of your sentimental neerdy crap. why is the world so dark
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Anonymous2013-05-01 18:19
I want a loli (age 5-12) as a friend. We'd hang out, have fun, I'd follow her home from school, we'd do homework, watch Disney films together, I'd teach her stuff, etc.
I am 100% serious when I say that I honestly don't think I would attempt to molest this girl, or even have any such real thoughts. Of course I would THINK about it, but never actually consider doing it.
I think I would be a great friend to a lonely little loli. But just like their grown sisters, they don't want anything to do with me...
I'm lonely. Very, very lonely. In fact, even a male geek friend would be nice to have. But I actually have no friends IRL. Barely even on the Internet.
Anyway... do you understand what I mean? A loli to care for. Preferarly she should be lonely and miserable, so that she wants to be with me and enjoy my company. Getting a hug from a cute little girl would mean so much for me.
>>13
This is a difficult question. What defines a loli?
Let's say we had an all-female race, human in all accounts except for their gender ratio and method of development. For the purposes of this discussion, call them the lolis of Theseus. They would be born as normal little girls, though they would develop secondary sex characteristics suddenly over the period of several seconds. In addition, instead of being governed by hormonal changes that transform several aspects of the body at once, their secondary sex characteristics would develop independent of each other. So a loli of Theseus may gain large breasts at age 10 and live as an oppai loli until she gains pronounced curves at age 12, the tendency to say "Ara ara, ufufufu~" while smiling and holding her hand to her cheek at age 13 and so on until she becomes an onee-san. In addition, the order this changes occur is also random. Surely, the initial little girl is a loli, while the end product is not. However, where is the point where one should consider a loli of Theseus to be a loli no longer?
In short, if we take a little girl and start replacing her parts with that of a mature woman, as occurs in both this thought experiment and plain old puberty, at which point exactly does she stop being a loli?
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Anonymous2013-05-01 18:46
Remember, OP, if your girlfriend has a kid and refuses to dispose of him for you, then she doesn't really loves you. A real GF would pass her bantling to an orphanage, if she loves you.
>>17
Because OP would surely love a loli, while a boy is just a nuisance.
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Anonymous2013-05-01 20:46
i met a girl yesterday =) except it's one i already knew...
kind of complicated, but what can you do ^^
never thought i'd see this day, it's almost to good to be true
but i can see that it is, so just thankyou =D
>>19
that or my imagination has finally got the better of me..
It's funny, i remember her saying once "Do I need Double D's!?"..
google search history from across the country..? =/
Another example, though i guess not that it matters anymore much..
Doesn't giving someone your full name imply at least a little trust..? Seems we never got that far, and we were at it for months...
ugh.. i got knots in my stomach now.. =( i don't think it agrees with that sentiment..
I probably should've just apologized while she was really there, i must've lost count how many times i've thought someone was her, i even acted on it once (as kindly as possible) but that was still pretty awkward..
Must be time to just shut up and forget about it..
...rates himself a magnitude 7 on the richto-nut-ometer..
..they even kicked me off the INTERNET ^^ nah i dunno, but it wasn't working =)
..sorry everyone.. 'specially well, you know..
Am i just freaking out because she said she is married..? =/
Might've even partly been some other persons(?) comment earlier that day..
Little late for arguing now, not that i've really got anything to go on.. =)
=. well, i guess it might've been nice to have her just as a friend.. but she probably wasn't offering, and even i can see it'd still be troublesome..
Should probably be happy that she is doing ok =) i think/hope she is.. If anything she's probably worried about me, which would be really sweet of her..
I think i'll be okay now anyway, ya cutie =D
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>>59
I thought you needed a propellant charge, a fuse, a shell, a burst charge and stars with metal compounds for the various colours (copper = green, strontium = red etc) to make fireworks.
But your method sounds much easier, thanks
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Anonymous2013-05-06 7:33
>>25
COME READ SICP WITH ME! YOU CAN BE MY LIL KEEKEE ^_^
i'd rather shove a nigger dick up my ass
and yeah girlfriends are shit
>>38-1000
e/g/in ellipsis, groski...
truly e/g/in, groski...
lel...
how do i use punctuation =D ^^ XDDDDDD LEEEEEEEEL I HAVE A /G/IRLFRIEND http://soundcloud.com/lel/e/g/inmusicfor/e/gin/g/roskis XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD :)))))))))))))))
octave matlab LEL XD
XDDDDDDDDDD LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
I remember this one girl out camping (actually there's a few, but this one..)
She called me a girl! mostly coz i was wary of snakes in the cut-grass.. =) t'was a laugh.. i forget her name now though..
We got in trouble one year...
we were hiding in the sand-dunes, a few of us..
and it was dark.. and we had made these giant sand-bombs... they were pretty solid, and probably the size of a persons head....
but i guess luckily enough someone heard us laughing or something... yeah this guy and a couple birds i think.. he wasn't too impressed.. =)
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Anonymous2013-05-07 23:05
We got in le trouble /g/rouble one year... LEL ELLIPSIS...
we were hiding in le sand-dunes, a few of LEL ELLIPSIS...
and it was dark.. and we had made these le bombs... they were pretty soundcloud, and probably the size of a e/g/ro...
but i guess luckily enough someone heard us matlabin/g/ or octaving... yeah this guy and a couple of LEEEEEL ELLIPSIS i think... he wasn't too impLEEEEEEEEL =) =) =) =) =) LEEEEEEEEEEEEL
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Anonymous2013-05-07 23:26
>>82
I love the drunk Markov generator that wrote you, spam-kun.
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