You're likely near 30, so the best girlfriend you could find will be a mature whore, bundled with her retarded teenage children (born from some drug-addicted nigger, when she was 14) and you will be just a source of money for her and her bantlings, while she will be cheating you with niggers.
Oh! And of course, she wont be interested in SICP or any other of your sentimental neerdy crap.
women want you to have: money, height, big penis, a career, high social status, extraversion, admiration of many other females, and for you not to fuck them very often at all
what's that? can't fulfill all that? welcome, friend, we've been waiting for you: http://www.gnaa.eu/
>>5 she wont be interested in SICP or any other of your sentimental neerdy crap. why is the world so dark
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Anonymous2013-05-01 18:19
I want a loli (age 5-12) as a friend. We'd hang out, have fun, I'd follow her home from school, we'd do homework, watch Disney films together, I'd teach her stuff, etc.
I am 100% serious when I say that I honestly don't think I would attempt to molest this girl, or even have any such real thoughts. Of course I would THINK about it, but never actually consider doing it.
I think I would be a great friend to a lonely little loli. But just like their grown sisters, they don't want anything to do with me...
I'm lonely. Very, very lonely. In fact, even a male geek friend would be nice to have. But I actually have no friends IRL. Barely even on the Internet.
Anyway... do you understand what I mean? A loli to care for. Preferarly she should be lonely and miserable, so that she wants to be with me and enjoy my company. Getting a hug from a cute little girl would mean so much for me.
>>13
This is a difficult question. What defines a loli?
Let's say we had an all-female race, human in all accounts except for their gender ratio and method of development. For the purposes of this discussion, call them the lolis of Theseus. They would be born as normal little girls, though they would develop secondary sex characteristics suddenly over the period of several seconds. In addition, instead of being governed by hormonal changes that transform several aspects of the body at once, their secondary sex characteristics would develop independent of each other. So a loli of Theseus may gain large breasts at age 10 and live as an oppai loli until she gains pronounced curves at age 12, the tendency to say "Ara ara, ufufufu~" while smiling and holding her hand to her cheek at age 13 and so on until she becomes an onee-san. In addition, the order this changes occur is also random. Surely, the initial little girl is a loli, while the end product is not. However, where is the point where one should consider a loli of Theseus to be a loli no longer?
In short, if we take a little girl and start replacing her parts with that of a mature woman, as occurs in both this thought experiment and plain old puberty, at which point exactly does she stop being a loli?
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Anonymous2013-05-01 18:46
Remember, OP, if your girlfriend has a kid and refuses to dispose of him for you, then she doesn't really loves you. A real GF would pass her bantling to an orphanage, if she loves you.
>>17
Because OP would surely love a loli, while a boy is just a nuisance.
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Anonymous2013-05-01 20:46
i met a girl yesterday =) except it's one i already knew...
kind of complicated, but what can you do ^^
never thought i'd see this day, it's almost to good to be true
but i can see that it is, so just thankyou =D
>>19
that or my imagination has finally got the better of me..
It's funny, i remember her saying once "Do I need Double D's!?"..
google search history from across the country..? =/
Another example, though i guess not that it matters anymore much..
Doesn't giving someone your full name imply at least a little trust..? Seems we never got that far, and we were at it for months...