You're likely near 30, so the best girlfriend you could find will be a mature whore, bundled with her retarded teenage children (born from some drug-addicted nigger, when she was 14) and you will be just a source of money for her and her bantlings, while she will be cheating you with niggers.
Oh! And of course, she wont be interested in SICP or any other of your sentimental neerdy crap.