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I am a Programmer

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-29 16:35

I Program (not code), I write Programs (not ``apps"), I do Programming (not coding), I am a Programmer (not coder).

Name: I am a Coder 2013-04-29 16:41

I Code (not program), I write ``Apps" (not programs), I do Coding (not programming), I am a Coder (not programmer).

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-29 16:46

>>2
OY! Fucking GOYIM!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-29 17:30

Aren't they all like, the same thing?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-29 18:43

>>4
Programming is creation. Coding is slavery.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-29 18:45

>>5
That's what you were programmed to believe.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-29 19:21

They're the same thing.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-29 19:29

>>7
That's what you were programmed to believe.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-29 19:48

corporate drones go away or I will 0day you

Name: Joe Appcoder 2013-04-29 22:40


Joe Couch-Potato

Joe Ivy

Joe Sixpack

Does anybody know any other words that go well with "Joe"?

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Name: Anonymous 2013-04-29 23:51

Name: Nightman 2013-04-30 0:14

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-30 0:18

>>12
I go to bed at 8pm and wake at 3 for a 4:30 start.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-30 7:59

fibs is not a program OP. Fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-30 10:00

>>12               
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ISHYGDDT

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-30 19:41

Coding is a term used to refer to the drone-type work in which one cranks out code and implements known algorithms arranged to work together as a program by programmers. The coder and programmer is often the same person, leading to confusion.

Additionally, programs are either system software or application software. Application software is often shortened to the term "app". Due to the more common nature of application software, there is a common misconception that "app" is used to mean "program", when in actuality it is specifying the type of program as being application software.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-30 20:14

>>16
Software is still software as long as the language used is turing complete. Whether the program is in the form of a function library, or low level OS function, or high level application program, or interpreted script, these are all programs.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-30 21:12

>>17
All of those are programs, but not all are apps.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-30 22:45

>>13
Stop replying to the spam bot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-01 8:18

>>8
That's what you were programmed to believe.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-01 9:00

"coding" is shorter.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-01 10:27

I remember when trekkies decided they should be called trekkers due to the belief that the former was somehow insulting.  But they were still fans of star trek.  Pedantic etymology won't change how you're viewed by non programmers.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-01 13:07

>>22
Fuck off you normal piece of shit.

Sounds better to me and that's all that matters, now get out of my way before I end you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-01 15:04

It would be better to distinguish programmers and coders (code monkeys). The former are taught, qualified, experienced writers of computer programs while the latter are just monkeys combining bricks from standard library to implement what the programmers said to them.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-04 15:56

bump

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-04 18:53

``Apps" just needs time. It's clearly the better term.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-04 19:04

Is there an app from programs?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-04 19:06

>>26
Objectively wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-04 19:08

>>28
Objectively faglord

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-04 19:13

>>29
lellelellelell cretin fagstorm faglord lellele look at muh /prog/ memes muh club muh belonging

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Name: Anonymous 2013-05-04 19:16

egg gro

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-04 19:20

eggwing

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-04 19:21

I love eggs.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-04 22:54

I lay eggs.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-04 22:56

I am eggs.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-05 3:51

I am become eggs, destroyer of vaginas.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-05 5:21

‷eggs'''

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-05 5:25

egg in vagina = very (very) bad idea!!

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