;_;

you will never have a cute, skinny programmer boyfriend with a big cock who likes to spoon and kiss you on the neck and will watch anime and edit AMVs with you while smoking weed and discussing compiler design

I get the part about wanting a smart boyfriend with a big cock who edits shitty AMVs with you, but what in the world would a woman want to discuss compiler design for?

That's not a thing Women can discuss

what's the reason to create amv? it's a lot of work for nothing, it's not even an art. also weed makes you stupid

>>2
A woman? Look where you are and check your privilege.

Wait, what? I have all of those qualities

>>5

so you like ugly fat non-programmer women who discuss soap operas drinking beer and don't like kissing?

i tried to take the exact opposite of those qualities

OP here, why do you assume I'm a woman?
There's this thing called homosexuality, you know.

>>3
Why do anything? For fun, of course! And collaborating with your significant other can feel great.

I am as described in your fantasy, bar the weed and editing AMVs.

Editing AMVs in a framebuffer isn't going to work.

Weed harms my programming ability.

>>9
Weed makes me think of interesting ways to solve problems.

And the AMV thing was just silly anyway.

ugh beer and football ;_;
then the football season finishes, and a week later, another 6 months of beer and cricket ;_;

the collective man-hours wasted is massive..
and then you complain that I don't work ?!

You never granted me a license to drive..
But i never granted you a license to waste resources =)

>>13
YOU NEVER GRANTED ME PERMISSION TO RAVAGE YOUR ANUS BUT THAT WON'T STOP ME

lol
drink beer, it makes watching sport less annoying
Plus, watch sport, it makes drinking beer less annoying ^^

>>15
such a neurotypical xD

so in short;
drink beer and watch sport, it makes drinking beer and watching sport less annoying...

>>17
so in short, >>17-san a shit

Alcohol is a shit drug.

>>19
Indeed.

Homos are disgusting and should be genocided. They're nothing but cogs in the big jew scheme to destroy western culture. Copy and paste 10 times if you agree.

>>21
1 In 627 AD, Muhammad faced the greatest challenge to his new community. In that year, the Quraish of Mecca made their most determined attack on the Muslims at Medina itself.
2 In 627 AD, Muhammad faced the greatest challenge to his new community. In that year, the Quraish of Mecca made their most determined attack on the Muslims at Medina itself.
3 In 627 AD, Muhammad faced the greatest challenge to his new community. In that year, the Quraish of Mecca made their most determined attack on the Muslims at Medina itself.
4 In 627 AD, Muhammad faced the greatest challenge to his new community. In that year, the Quraish of Mecca made their most determined attack on the Muslims at Medina itself.
5 In 627 AD, Muhammad faced the greatest challenge to his new community. In that year, the Quraish of Mecca made their most determined attack on the Muslims at Medina itself.
6 In 627 AD, Muhammad faced the greatest challenge to his new community. In that year, the Quraish of Mecca made their most determined attack on the Muslims at Medina itself.
7 In 627 AD, Muhammad faced the greatest challenge to his new community. In that year, the Quraish of Mecca made their most determined attack on the Muslims at Medina itself.
8 In 627 AD, Muhammad faced the greatest challenge to his new community. In that year, the Quraish of Mecca made their most determined attack on the Muslims at Medina itself.
9 In 627 AD, Muhammad faced the greatest challenge to his new community. In that year, the Quraish of Mecca made their most determined attack on the Muslims at Medina itself.
10 In 627 AD, Muhammad faced the greatest challenge to his new community. In that year, the Quraish of Mecca made their most determined attack on the Muslims at Medina itself.

>>7
tfw a homosexual male programmer is more likely to find a homosexual or bisexual male programmer as a mate than a heterosexual male programmer is to find a heterosexual or bisexual female programmer.

check your dating selection privilege homosexual male programmers.

>>22
is it some output of a game which you write or what

>>7
homosexuality is a disease

Why didn't you joined in an Men Club and see if your view is correct or biased ? : http://tmcflint.com

OP better be a homo. Females not allowed here.

>>27
You'd better be my anus. My anus is allowed to post shit here.

Thinking about it, I found girls discussing compiler design very hot. This gives me horns.

>>1
read >>23. There are lots of single males looking. Check your nearest gay bar/online forum. If you need to adopt, there are lots of college kids and orphans looking for a home, and someone to love.

PS
 He who looks, finds.

>>30
What about she who looks?

>>31
Would you have like me to say?:
Who looks, finds?

I am just repeating the mantra, for simplicity sakes.

seek and ye shall find

>>31
Are there any females that browse /prog/?

I'd really like a girlfriend to talk about programming with.
Even just a friend of whatever gender. The only person I talk to regularly doesn't like programming very much.

also weed makes you stupid
makes you stupid

he thinks im not already stupid
doushio

>>34
I'd befriend you.

But I'm a male who never was really interested in women but finds Touhous absurdly arousing and some people don't like that.

>>35
become a nikita

>>36
Tragic.

>>38
Which is why >>34 would probably not befriend me. But I'm used to it.

YOU WILL NEVER TAKE A BIG JEW COCK IN YOUR TIGHT GOY ANUS

>>33
Actually, thank you. Carved.

PS
   GOTO

42get www

Idiotic significant-others and fictional literature are worthless, and you are a bad person for enjoying them. You should be scripting and programming your own by now. Race isn't as important as personality-class. Even albinos can act like sub-human ape-rappers.

Anyone over the age of 18 who rubs their dick against another loser is a loser who has failed their childhood development on SOME level, this is an objective truth. Why would you read a book from a poor,misguided idiot or stick your dick in crazy when you could have played video games instead?

Whenever I see a kid talking about pussy or about reading fantasy-trash: I just laugh at them and say "how's it feel being 12?" Trolling butt-mad faggots IRL never gets old.

Why are you wasting your life away?

>>43
I like fanfiction. Also, "check `them'".

>>36

Touhou is fine. Got a jabber?

uguu~

>>45
Sorry, only GTalk and IRC. Which one is fine for you?

What programming languages do you know? I know C, some FIOC and I'm reading SICP.

>>47
GT is XMPP is Jabber, sillypants!

>>47
GTalk has proper transports. It'll work with any other XMPP server.

I know C (at a high level), and Scheme (making a Scheme interpreter in C to get better at Scheme), along with a whole bunch of other shit that I never use.

Add proggles@jabber.org as a contact on GTalk.

And that's how Cudder met his future husband. NEXT STORY!

>>48
I forgot GTalk was XMPP.

>>49
Done (´･ω･`)

>>50
Faggot,

>>51
Perhaps I should have picked a better XMPP server. The jabber.org transport seems to be down due to it being a piece of shit.

Give me one second.

>>51
_{I'm just jealous of people who can just do that ;_;}

>>53
People who can do what exactly?

>>51
I've sent you another request from a different server. Accept the invite.

>>55
Either the invite is taking its time to arrive, or the GMail web client is a piece of shit.

But there's a good chance both statements are true.

>>54
<sub>Fearlessly pick up talking to a total stranger

I avoid IRCs for a similar reason</sub>

>>57
Is there any specific reason you won't join us? This is the first time I've done something like this.

>>58
Social ineptitude basically

>>59
I-it's not like we want to talk to you or anything, b-baka.

>>51
Right. I figured out why there are problems. GTalk seems to let you appear "offline", where that isn't actually supported in standard XMPP, or at least, not on my client.

So the jabber transport won't update the subscription status until you come online. If you have problems messaging me now, since I tried to re-request authorization, just come online temporarily.

cute, skinny programmer boyfriend with a big cock who likes to spoon and kiss you on the neck
That describes me rather well, although I rarely watch anime and detest AMVs.

>>59
I'm not what you'd call a neurotypical extrovert who never fucks up terribly when discussing ``delicate'' topics.

I don't really mind if you join us (and I don't think proggles-san does either).

>>62
How big is your cock?

>>64
it describes him rather well, except he doesn't love anime, detest amv, has tiny cock, is fat, ugly and straight

>>63
``Delicate'' topics? As a programmer, you should not have feeling.

Anyone else is welcome to add me to the jabber I have posted in >>49.

>>66
I fucked up in a conversation I was having with my prospective boss, though. Which is why I'm more careful now.

Social anxiety-kun, you can join us (me and >>66) whenever you want!

>>64
his is no match for my length and girth

>>68
I beg to differ.