;_;

you will never have a cute, skinny programmer boyfriend with a big cock who likes to spoon and kiss you on the neck and will watch anime and edit AMVs with you while smoking weed and discussing compiler design

>>1
read >>23. There are lots of single males looking. Check your nearest gay bar/online forum. If you need to adopt, there are lots of college kids and orphans looking for a home, and someone to love.

PS
 He who looks, finds.