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moot!Ep8pui8Vw22013-03-09 16:34
>>1
I've reported your IP address to the FBI and Interpol. You're gonna be v& for shitposting and... shitposting and... shitposting... and smoking the reefer.
I am so high right now I love you all I'm crying because we'll never meet and hug and program together my body feels good goodnight
/prog/ shall be a small area in rural Ireland and be free to read SICP and get Jackson 5s and write metacircular evaluators with our spells while the shitposters get deported
>>18 /prog/ shall be a small area in rural Ireland and be free to read SICP and get Jackson 5s and write metacircular evaluators with our spells while the shitposters get deported
That's such a beautiful message... but you neglect the fact that we all shitpost all the time, even if some do so more than the others.
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Anonymous2013-03-10 21:04
>>20,18
LLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>DAT WAS EGIN GRO
>LE RURAL IRELAND XDDDDDDDD
Last time I smoked weed I accidentally told my friend that I was a pedophile and now he hates me (but hasn't told anyone, so I'm worried he might blackmail me one day).
>>39
Please note, >>38 and >>35,28 are different people.
For me (>>28) it's not about defense. I just don't think giving up higher-level faculties is a particularly intelligent way of spending time.
>>45
Playing a good racing game counts as an interesting way of spending time. At least to me.
You got it right (we're obviously obvious), relationships are a waste of time. Male friendships are way more fun and sometimes productive. That is if you don't hang out with liberal arts majors, of course.
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Anonymous2013-03-12 0:04
>>42
You were a pothead and it made you a pedophile? Now society has two problems. How much more evidence do we need to gather the political will to finally eradicate this evil plant?
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Stonesoup2013-03-12 0:20
STONESOUP BY JON ELIOT
Joan : "C'MON, GUYS ! WE'RE GOING FOR A WALK !"
Andy and Max : "WE'LL STAY HERE..."
Joan : "SHUT DOWN THE GAMES AND COME OUTSIDE...YOU'RE STARTING TO LOOK LIKE CAVE DWELLERS."
Andy : "SUN ISN'T GOOD FOR YOU! SKIN CANCER!"
Wally : "TELL YOU WHAT...WE'LL WALK TO THAT NEW ICECREAM PLACE."
Andy : ?
Andy and Max : "HURRY UP!"
Joan : "ISN'T IT COUNTERPRODUCTIVE TO REWARD EXERCISE WITH DESSERT?"
>>42
It sounds like your friend is a pedophile and is just afraid that you'll be outed and that people will begin to suspect the truth about him. I'm sure you can reassure him with some CP, or if that fails, a naked loli tied to his bed.
>>45
Sex and relationships actually benefit more than one person. Marijuana is selfish indulgence in futility. As >>46 points out, video games are fun.
There's no “living a little” in zoning out for an hour with nothing to show for it. I am capable of having fun, just apparently you think weed is the only way to do that.
I also don't want to become obnoxious and preachy, which seems to be a common side-effect of cannabis.
I think you are trying to get me in trouble, >>49.
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Anonymous2013-03-13 2:16
Does weed come in different flavors?
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Anonymous2013-03-13 3:10
My anus comes in different flavors.
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Anonymous2013-03-13 10:42
>>50 I also don't want to become obnoxious and preachy, which seems to be a common side-effect of cannabis.
As an obnoxious and preachy person, I am offended by that. FUCK YOU CRETIN I FUCKING HATE YOU DIE IN A FIRE
when I get high I play with my cat and he's all like "purrrr" and I'm all like "hehehehe" and then I praise the Sussman for helping me conjure the spirits of the computer with my spells.
>>79
Are you sure? Have you checked the DNA? Sometimes the nigger skin genes are breed out before the nigger brain genes. If that fails, check with the Asian immigrants (Vietnamese love to sell drugs and commit crimes for example), then, if all else fails, the Mexicans (if you have them).
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Anonymous2013-03-14 10:45
>>80
not all crimes are bad you know. for instance, murdering cretinoid racists such as yourself could be deemed a worthy and honourable crime.
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Anonymous2013-03-14 17:33
>>80
Kikes aint niggers, but commit most of the world crimes: in fact bot World Wars and Cold War were planned by Jews. Where is your Yahweh now?
>>86
Well, he had some pot so we shot some up. We got to talking about shit or something, and ... I told him. He got angry and yelled mean words at me, but since it was my house, he had to leave. Then we never talked again.
Also, have you ever given a loli weed?
Fuck no, that would be evil as shit. Why? Well if you want to know, I have this here Hearing before the Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations of the Committee on Governmental Affairs, U.S. Senate, 99th Congress, 1st Session, Part 2, February 21, 1985. entitled Little Girls and Sex: A Glimpse at the World of the "Baby Pro" located at http://newgon.com/prd/lib/Inciardi1984.html that contains the following: Stephanie, age 9. Stephanie was born in Ponce, Puerto Rico and is a student in the 5th grade. She lives with her 21-year-old sister who introduced her to massage parlor operations at age 7. Stephanie's sexual activity has been limited to masturbating her sister's clients, both men and women, about once a week. She has never engaged in sexual intercourse. Stephanie smokes marijuana about twice a week, which she has been doing since age eight. On occasions, she sell marijuana to her peers. She is generally high on marijuana when she engages in sex. Kelly, age 11; Kim, age 12. Kelly and Kim, of Oriental extraction, are sisters. Their parents are pornographers, who introduced them to films at age 7 and 8 respectively. Both have engaged in all varieties of sexual acts, with each other, children and adults of both sexes.
Kelly and Kim also use drugs, a practice they began at age 9. Their drug use occurs several times each week, and has included marijuana, alcohol, minor tranquilizers, organic solvents, and cocaine. Kim, the older of the two sisters, is a part-time prostitute, while Kelly's sexual activity is limited to pornography.
Chris, age 8. Chris, who has done films with Kelly and Kim, is also of oriental extraction. She is an orphaned cousin of the two girls and lives with them. She did her first pornographic film at age 7. Her primary activity has been oral sex, which she says she enjoys. She has never had sexual intercourse and does not use drugs. Laura, age 10. Originally from Chicago, Laura has lived in various cities along the East Coast. She has been a prostitute for two years, and was introduced to it by her teenage brother, who serves as her pimp. Both she and her brother have worked in films and live sex shows. Her drug use is generally marijuana and sometimes codeine, both of which she became involved with "only recently".
What do they all have in common? Weed usage. Poor girl's lives destroyed by weed.
>>87
Since when is a neurotypical fit to give me advice on how to be a pedophile?
Do you even smoke?
No, I'd rather not fill my lungs with carcinogens, and I prefer my drugs to be much cleaner than your dirty plant clippings (probably full of insects, pesticides, bird shit, etc.). Pharmaceutical-grade or not at all.
>>88 Well, he had some pot so we shot some up. We got to talking about shit or something, and ... I told him. He got angry and yelled mean words at me, but since it was my house, he had to leave. Then we never talked again.
Now, what did you learn?
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Anonymous2013-03-23 4:32
>>88
Not to piss on your parade, but
1. correlation is not causation, and
2. a sample size of 5 people out of a population of 300M hardly sounds as statistically significant.
Therefore, your reasoning is catastrophically incorrect and I shit in your mouth, metaphorically and disparagingly.
Since when is a neurotypical fit to give me advice on how to be a pedophile?
Since you demonstrated your clear lack of basic logical reasoning skills.
krueger and yannick are al-salami cum breathed snail eaters
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Anonymous2013-03-23 19:04
>>121-123
Also, I'm just wondering: have you guys ever craved cock so badly that you found yourself running around outside, howling at the moon for it? Literally ROARING at the top of your lungs, wanting nothing less than a dick's head churning against your glottal stop?
Tell me I'm not alone.
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1242013-03-23 20:28
Also, I'm just wondering: have you jews ever craved goycock so badly that you found your jewish self running around outside, howling at the moon for it? Literally ROARING at the top of your jewish lungs, wanting nothing less than a goydick's head churning against your jewish glottal stop?
>>106
Please be nice to me; my post was meant to be funny, not serious. Furthermore, my mind has been wasted by lolicon and marijuana. I am well away that their being forced to work as prostitutes was probably ancillary to their pot smoking habits (which is denied in the report) and what was really what ruined their lives. Additionally, I had waited until the thread was off the front page before posting, and though I could not resist posting, I had hoped that it wouldn't be bumped so soon. Please forgive me for any miscommunication that I caused and let's be friends again soon.
>>144
While you joke, some people who smoke for the first time don't inhale and just let the smoke linger in their mouth. Then they claim "smoking didn't make me high". But they weren't actually smoking in the first place.
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