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Okay, I bought some weed

Name: 1282929983/1013 2013-03-09 3:20

And shit this place and programming do suck less!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 20:54

>>39
Enfield, Conneticut

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 20:55

Last time I smoked weed I accidentally told my friend that I was a pedophile and now he hates me (but hasn't told anyone, so I'm worried he might blackmail me one day).

Marijuana, not even once.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 20:56

>>39
Please note, >>38 and >>35,28 are different people.
For me (>>28) it's not about defense. I just don't think giving up higher-level faculties is a particularly intelligent way of spending time.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 20:56

get stoned, then play haki-sak ^^ motor-skills +10 / cognitive +5

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 21:04

>>43
Just like I'm sure you'd say sex or relationships are a waste of time.

Not everything has to be about efficiency or productivity.

Learn to live a little, dork. Your turing machine can wait.

Name: Not >>43 2013-03-11 22:32

>>45
Playing a good racing game counts as an interesting way of spending time. At least to me.

You got it right (we're obviously obvious), relationships are a waste of time. Male friendships are way more fun and sometimes productive. That is if you don't hang out with liberal arts majors, of course.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 0:04

>>42
You were a pothead and it made you a pedophile? Now society has two problems. How much more evidence do we need to gather the political will to finally eradicate this evil plant?

Name: Stonesoup 2013-03-12 0:20


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Andy : "SUN ISN'T GOOD FOR YOU! SKIN CANCER!"

Wally : "TELL YOU WHAT...WE'LL WALK TO THAT NEW ICECREAM PLACE."

Andy : ?

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Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 0:27

>>42
It sounds like your friend is a pedophile and is just afraid that you'll be outed and that people will begin to suspect the truth about him. I'm sure you can reassure him with some CP, or if that fails, a naked loli tied to his bed.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 5:20

>>45
Sex and relationships actually benefit more than one person. Marijuana is selfish indulgence in futility. As >>46 points out, video games are fun.
There's no “living a little” in zoning out for an hour with nothing to show for it. I am capable of having fun, just apparently you think weed is the only way to do that.
I also don't want to become obnoxious and preachy, which seems to be a common side-effect of cannabis.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 16:06

I think you are trying to get me in trouble, >>49.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 2:16

Does weed come in different flavors?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 3:10

My anus comes in different flavors.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 10:42

>>50
I also don't want to become obnoxious and preachy, which seems to be a common side-effect of cannabis.
As an obnoxious and preachy person, I am offended by that. FUCK YOU CRETIN I FUCKING HATE YOU DIE IN A FIRE

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 10:46

Weed literally improves everything. Thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 10:47

>>55
Are you trying to use “literally” as an intensifier? Or are you just not so word order at good?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 10:54

>>55
If weed improves everything, then it improves weed, resulting in a positive feedback loop.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 10:58

>>56
>>57
Autism.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 11:25

>>58
It's not so bad.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 11:40

when I get high I play with my cat and he's all like "purrrr" and I'm all like "hehehehe" and then I praise the Sussman for helping me conjure the spirits of the computer with my spells.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 11:52

>>58
Welcome to /prog/, /g/ shitstain.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 12:12

>>60
smoke with your cat so you could laugh together

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 14:17

Whenever I smoke weed I get the reefer madness and usually end up raping a bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 18:20

>>62
cats have catnip, humans have weed

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 18:32

>>64
Can a human smoke catnip?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 18:54

>>65
Can a human smoke dubs?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 20:23

>>65
Yes. You can smoke pretty much anything if you feel like it. Will a human get high from catnip? No.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 20:36

>>67
Why? Why the world is so cruel as to deny us this pleasure!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 21:08

>>68
If you can't find a good answer, blame the JEWS!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 21:09

>>68
Just smoke weed.

What are you, an autist who can't find a dealer?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 21:14

>>70
Just smoke weed.
What a fucking waste, most of the THC gets burnt away. Make cannabutter instead.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 21:25

>>71
Too much effort.
Weed is common and cheap, you don't need to worry about getting every little bit out of it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 21:25

smoking weed
2011
not manufacturing rope, textiles

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 21:26

>>72
It's people like you that give potheads a bad name.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 22:35

>>74
I smoke weed but I'm not a ``pothead''. I'm not into that bullshit stoner culture, I just smoke a plant because it makes me feel good.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 0:38

>>73
xD

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 6:34

>>70
What are you, an autist who can't find a dealer?

Actually, yes. ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 7:32

>>77
Just go ask any nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 8:04

>>78
There are no niggers where I live.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 8:24

>>79
Are you sure? Have you checked the DNA? Sometimes the nigger skin genes are breed out before the nigger brain genes. If that fails, check with the Asian immigrants (Vietnamese love to sell drugs and commit crimes for example), then, if all else fails, the Mexicans (if you have them).
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