/prog/ - Okay, I bought some weed

Name: 1282929983/1013 2013-03-09 3:20

And shit this place and programming do suck less!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 4:05

[code]
//alternate (functionally)-recursive fibs implementations ?

int fibs(int target, int a, int b){
if(target==1) return a+b;
int ret = 0;
ret = fibs(target--, b, a+b);
return ret;
}

void main(void){

int x = fibs(100,0,1);
printf("term 100 = %i", x);

}

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 4:16

funny, i've never seen this posted yet ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 5:59

>>2
void main() { comic_sans_ms(); }

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 11:46

>>2
sepples teemplates provide a CONSTANT cost algorithm for Fib, can LISP do that? I think not.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 13:49

fibs = 0:1:zipWith (+) fibs $ tail fibs

Laziness!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 14:55

>>6

That's not even correct, ass wipe

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 16:26

>>5
(define (fib n) (round (/ (expt (* 0.5 (+ 1 (sqrt 5))) n) (sqrt 5))))

#;> (time (fib 1)) 0s CPU time, 10 mutations 1.0 #;> (time (fib 15)) 0s CPU time, 10 mutations 610.0

Name: moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 2013-03-09 16:34

>>1
I've reported your IP address to the FBI and Interpol. You're gonna be v& for shitposting and... shitposting and... shitposting... and smoking the reefer.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 17:04

Someone tell the ima/g/e/b/oard retard who keeps ``impersonating'' moot he's not funny.

Name: moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 2013-03-09 17:05

>>10
Check my doubles, fagotron-3k.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 17:15

Try weed sex.

Weed sex is best sex.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 18:07

>>12
No. Never have sex with drugs. It ruins sober sex.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 20:38

*’*＾*'＊ HＡＶＥ　ＳＥх　OＮ　ＭＥтH ＊’*＾*'*

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 20:41

>>14
Mhhh....
Why does my small capital T turn into an m?
*’*＾*'＊ HＡＶＥ　ＳＥх　OＮ　ＭＥтH ＊’*＾*'*

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-10 14:28

What is your mother going to say when she finds your corpse?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-10 15:14

>>16

She will laugh.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-10 18:29

I am so high right now I love you all I'm crying because we'll never meet and hug and program together my body feels good goodnight

/prog/ shall be a small area in rural Ireland and be free to read SICP and get Jackson 5s and write metacircular evaluators with our spells while the shitposters get deported

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-10 18:29

>>18
I want to hug you and I'm sober.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-10 18:48

>>18
/prog/ shall be a small area in rural Ireland and be free to read SICP and get Jackson 5s and write metacircular evaluators with our spells while the shitposters get deported

That's such a beautiful message... but you neglect the fact that we all shitpost all the time, even if some do so more than the others.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-10 21:04

>>20,18
LLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>DAT WAS EGIN GRO
>LE RURAL IRELAND XDDDDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-10 21:12

>>21
That's not even ironic.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-10 21:19

>>22
Dickface yolo swagtards like >>21 are incapable of understanding irony.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 0:57

HEY HEY HEY HEY SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 9:54

>>24
smoke weed occasionally, in moderation

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 17:10

>>25
Don't try to argue with the junkies.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 19:03

>>26
hey man, it's hard to be a junkie on a non-addictive substance

even alcohol and tobacco are worse

just because something's illegal doesn't mean it's bad

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 19:08

>>27
this coming from the guy who thinks deliberately impairing one's own cognitive and motor functions is a reasonable pastime

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 19:09

>>28
so I take that you never sleep?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 19:10

>>29
Actually, you're right and I'm wrong. I do indeed sleep for fun. It's not like my body requires it or anything.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 19:11

>>30
I sound tsundere for sleep. I assure you, I am not. Sleep is a baka.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 19:42

>>30
Your body could survive with much less sleep than you are currently indulging yourself with, you fucking hippie!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 19:58

>>32
brb killing self for not optimising my time enough

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 19:58

>>28
You've obviously never gotten high before.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 20:06

>>34
I have better things to do.
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Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 20:42

>>35
Give it a try. Just once. Trust me. Smoke weed, you'll like it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 20:46

>>32 do you eat every day?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 20:50

>>36
I'm sure I would like it. That doesn't change the fact that I'd be voluntarily impairing my own ability to defend myself.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 20:52

>>38
Defend yourself? Where do you live, the ghetto?
Where I live, violent crime or theft are practically non-existent.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 20:53

>>38 lol where do you live? Somalia?

Okay, I bought some weed

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