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The /prog/ lifestyle

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 4:16

If you aren't up at 4AM on a Saturday, making threads on a shitty website for fucked up losers, then you don't know shit about programming.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 4:27

I am glad.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 4:42

upboating

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 4:42

Um what timezone?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 4:46

>>4
4chan Standard Time

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 4:48

>>5
AH, Faggot EST, ok. I made it in time. Whew.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 4:48

Actually I woke up an hour ago. I think I'm going back to bed.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 4:56

>>7
Ok, see you at comp.sicp when you wake up.

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!fR8duoqGZdD/iE5 2013-02-02 6:37

>>5
Also known as 4ST.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 6:43

>>1
I was talking to kitty at 4am.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 10:25

Fuckers! It's just the time when you come back from the disco. Fucking neurotypical hipsters.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 10:27

was not bad either ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 10:29

>>12
You go to the disco too?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 10:39

>>11
I'm sick of the neurotypicals here at /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 10:58

>>14                                                  '
>lel im such an autist
>i like touhous amidoinitrite?


Bugger off.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 11:15

>>1
First I thought it said "writing code for a shitty website for losers" and was going to call it The /corner-rounder/ lifestyle. I think I should go back to bed, too tired from being drunk at the disco for this.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 11:34

>>15
LEEEEEEEEEL I'M SUCH A /G/RO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>LE GREEN QUOTES
>LE MFW WHEN LE FEEL /G/ENTOO
>LEEL
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
E/G/IN /G/WIN /G/RO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
LE >IMPLYING
XDDDDDD
>LE ISSDFGHIHSGIHYT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>2013
>NOT USING LE /G/REEN /G/OUTES
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LEL WHAT A LOSER INSTALL LE /G/ENTOO LE STALLMAN XDDDDDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 11:39

>>15
The fact that the people who post here could actually be Java code monkeys who go and binge drink like ``cool guys XD'' with their fellow Indian workmates sickens me.

I don't even like Touhous. I simply want a more active /prog/ on Friday nights.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 11:58

>>18
Can't you organize a book club or something to meet up on Friday night, rather than whining about how everyone is off the computer at the time? Watch movies with friends? Read some scholarly articles? Write and share poetry? Join a radical organization? Anything really?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 11:59

>>19
No, fuck you. >>18 is right.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 12:05

>>19
Watch movies with friends? Write and share poetry? Join a radical organization?
Fuck off, FFYannick.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 12:06

>>20
Who cares? So the regulars are off the computer at the time. You still like /prog/ the rest of the week.

Find another thing to do. You're human, the possibilities are endless. Join a Gym which opens up until late. That way you can be all stoic and follow the path of virtue or shit rather than be decadent like the Java code monkeys.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 12:08

>>22
godfuqindammit I don't go out. Ever.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 12:10

Hi there, >>19!

It seems like you got lost on your way to one of your favorite web sites. But worry not, we're here to help!

http://reddit.com/r/programming
http://hackerne.ws
http://boards.4chan.org/g/

Be careful, because this board's denizens are very hostile against outsiders. Just make sure you stay in your favorite web sites and you'll be safe. ;)

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 12:15

>>24
Fuck off, ``/prog/rider. I'm sure I've been here way longer than you. And it doesn't matter shit. Go back through the link on /g/ from which you came.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 12:17

>>25
Typical /g/ poster trying too hard to fit in.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 12:24

>>25
You forgot your closing quotes.

Also, presuming you've been here for a long time is something only imageboard users do.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 12:46

>>25
The word you were looking for was whence. back to /.ru Federation/, ``comrade.''

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 12:46

>>27
Yeah, that's why I say it to all the /g/ expatriates who come here and after a few weeks they feel so much more enlightened than their peers back in the imageboard. I mean, they haven't even read their SICP today, terrible!

Sorry about the quotes, though. These annoying kids are getting me a bit flustered. I would even say that they are trolling me... if they didn't actually believe their shit.

>>26
Hax my anus XD

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 12:51

>>28
No. It wasn't.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 12:57

>>29
I don't understand why you guys do that. Some of the ``memes'' here are retarded, yes. But they have been here for a rather long time and they're part of the ``culture'' here.

Doing what you're doing is like going to Reddit and calling them out for being meme-spewing retards. The thing is, doing that is completely pointless because they won't bother changing their behavior and you will only lose your time doing so.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 13:14

Programming is demeaning.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 13:34

>>31
I'm not particularly complaining about the memes themselves, really, but rather that posturing and telling people to go back to wherever make up most of the posts now, discounting the antisemitic spam and Ahmed drama. It's fucking tiresome.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 13:55

>>33
Get tired, bitch ass nigga, tire yourself out of fucking /prog/ and rest eternally with the FrozenVoid.

YOU are small time.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 14:01

LLLLLLLEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>LE PROG CULTURE
>OLD SHITPOST IS GOOD ``SHITPOST''
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>LEELLLLLLLLL
>LE SAGE
>LE FAGGOT QUOTE LE SICP
>XDDD LE SUSSMAN WE LUV U
>LE ABELSON WE HATE U!!! XDDDD
>LELLLLLL

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 14:06

>>35
THE PLEASURE OF HAVING PANIC ATTACKS INSIDE YOUR ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 14:11

>>35
You don't love The Sussman? You gay or something?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 14:15

>>37
Geez' look at mah bolo tie, geez' geez' geez' geez'  geez' geez'  geez' geez'  geez' geez'  geez' geez'  geez' geez'  geez' geez'  geez' geez'  geez' geez'  geez' geez'  geez' geez'  geez' geez'  geez' geez'  geez' geez'  geez' geez' I'm a kike but geez' geez'

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 14:20

>>38
What was the purpose of that post?

Name: Sussman 2013-02-02 14:26

>>39
Geez!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 14:26

>>38
fuck off, bomber

Name: Sussman 2013-02-02 14:31

>>41
Geez!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 14:34

>>40
And what about that one?

Name: Sussman 2013-02-02 14:35

>>43
GEEZ!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 14:39

>>44
And that one?

Name: SS M. ANUS 2013-02-02 14:42

>>45
GGEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 14:46

>>46
Why do you still do it? You're not being funny or witty.

Name: Sussman 2013-02-02 14:48

Geez! I am the Sussman! Geez! I don't have to be funny or witty!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 14:52

>>48
Overusing a word makes you a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 14:53

>>49 never heard the Sussman.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 14:56

>>50
Except that's not The Sussman. Jewish people are smart.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 21:01

This isn't programming related
when moot gives me the keys all your culture will die
discussion will be of J2EE, Javabeans and enterprise turnkey solutions
also BBcode will be disabled and replaced with shitty markup
We'll even have a jew appreciation thread each day
oh and /g/ will have a large link to it

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 21:22

>>51
jewish people are smart
pfffffffffftHAHAhAhAHAHAHAHA

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 21:35

>>53
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashkenazi_Jewish_intelligence

Also, if you're smarter than them, why do you let them control your media, fluoride and Google accounts?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 22:06

>>54
Because /prog/roms are difficult to do after muh Shoah and Holohoax. They have been victimised for centuries, now you want to kick them in the nuts because they have the limelight? Show some empathy, goy.

Also I try to avoid fluoride (I use sodium bicarbonate for toothpaste and drink filtered water/ rainwater). I don't want to drink an industrial byproduct that they can't discharge into the ocean (above a certain ppm).

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 22:40

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 22:41

>>55
They have been victimised for centuries, now you want to kick them in the nuts because they have the limelight?
Isn't that what you paranoid rednecks want? Then do it and stop bitching. If you don't, people will have the right to say you're dumber than a Jew, which is something you probably wouldn't want to hear.

Why the fuck are you swallowing your toothpaste?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 23:23

>>54
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashkenazi_Jewish_intelligence
Yeah. Jews are inhuman alien parasites. We have all rights to dispose of them.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 23:27

Cause if you don't do it again on Sunday, you're a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 1:02

>>57
It was truth mixed with sarcasm.
I'll say it without the latter:
Jews are immune to criticism because of the holocaust.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 2:30

>>60
Ill say it without the former:
FTFYFK

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 3:28

>>61
IHNBT

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 9:08

>>62
INEFTYDFPK

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 9:54

Pls be carefulwhenever you shitpost/prog/ is delicate place

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 10:28

Я много знаю о превосходный стиль жизни. К сожалению, я не могу поделиться этим советам с вами, просто знание этого стиля приведет к оптимальным для вас ситуации. Из доброты я не смею поделиться этим.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 10:47

>>65
Salam, Al-Nikita Sadlamaboom!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 12:08

At the lowest point in your life, you are here because you're a programmer and we're your programmer bros.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 12:52

>>67
Lowest point? Face it faggots, this is as good as it gets.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 13:23

It's currently  3am < and < 5am
My sister calls me a hopeless case and is always asking me whether I have a girlfriend yet (she's married with a kid).
Bit hurt about those words but moreso just tired of them.
I don't want a girlfriend; it seems tiresome; plus she would take up time for hobbies and such.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 13:34

>>69
What makes me mad about people like you is not the fact you don't have a girlfriend. It's your fucking ``baaaw everyone is telling me to get a gf XD''.

Man the fuck up and let them know why having a girlfriend is a stupid thing to do. Get a job and show them you can be successful and happy without having to support a menstruating time bomb. Get some actual arguments and back up your own fucking point of view instead of bitching so much.

Name: >>70 2013-02-03 13:37

You could also kill yourself. It suits your ``defensive'' personality.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 13:53

>>70
I think you are projecting too much into it.

Get a job and show them you can be successful and happy without having to support a menstruating time bomb
You're preaching to the choir.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 14:13

>>72
For fuck's sake, not the ``lel you're projecting XD'' again. I'm single and have a stable job that consists of staring at top and gets me enough money to enjoy my hobbies.

You're preaching to the choir.
That doesn't explain why he's sore about his sister telling him to get a girlfriend. If he already knows, he would have done that already.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 14:17

>>73
Why do girls reject you? You sound like Moe, maybe you also looks like Moe.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 14:20

stable job that consists of staring at top
What do business-types call that job? Sounds like fun.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 14:22

>>75
sysadmin?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 14:27

I've stared at that ``top'' for quite a while now. Where's my paycheck, >>73!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 14:30

>>77
You need to be a kike to get paid for that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 14:35

>>78
We can arrange that.
grabs >>77's dick

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 19:06

>>79

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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 19:11

>>73
Girls don't reject me, because I don't even talk to girls. There are just five young bearded guys, that black guy and myself.

Yeah, I don't consider myself attractive at all.

>>75-76
Yes.

>>78
I'm sure you can be a sysadmin in the facilities of Al-Qaeda too.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 19:35

>>70
Man the fuck up and let them know why having a girlfriend is a stupid thing to do. Get a job and show them you can be successful and happy without having to support a menstruating time bomb. Get some actual arguments and back up your own fucking point of view instead of bitching so much.
Enjoy your sexism, dumbshit, while I enjoy the company of my semi-autistic mathematician girlfriend who despises children.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 19:47

This guy >>82 is a little less beta than you, faggots. Take note.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 19:51

>>83
What is this greek letter shit and why are you applying it to me?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 19:56

>>82
Thanks, I will.

I feel like shitposting and I want to tell you to enjoy your Jewish girlfriend who masturbates to infinite sets, but I'd better not.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 19:57

>>85
Coming from someone who can't do basic logic.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 20:00

>>86
What do you mean?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 20:02

>>85
You should really find some Jewish nerdy slut who masturbates to infinite sets. Your virginity and anger management problems made the life of this board impossible lately.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 20:05

>>87
Discrimination is illogical, as I have pointed out on numerous occasions.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 20:08

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 20:22

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 20:37

>>82
while I enjoy the company of my semi-autistic mathematician girlfriend who despises children.
and her giant hooknose*

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 21:06

>>89
Oh, so your girlfriend eats snails and so do you. Good god, Yannick, you're such a lady-killer!

>>88
lel

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 21:16

>>93
Cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 21:17

>>94
Cretinoid.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 21:20

>>93
Shit, Ahmed is using these new shitty memes now? Fuck. Hey, why don't you go back to speaking barely intelligible gibberish about the Jewish god of Infinity and posting Symta code under the guise of it being ``in Lisp''? Those were the days during which /prog/ died

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 21:21

>>95
Waste of air.

Name: >>93 2013-02-03 21:24

>>96
I'm not the Russian raghead.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 23:08

>>82
How can someone hate children? Little girls are great and your retarded slut of a girlfriend is a monster.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 23:20

Nikita Ahmed
name so sugoi ;_;

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