>>1
First I thought it said "writing code for a shitty website for losers" and was going to call it The /corner-rounder/ lifestyle. I think I should go back to bed, too tired from being drunk at the disco for this.
>>15
LEEEEEEEEEL I'M SUCH A /G/RO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>LE GREEN QUOTES
>LE MFW WHEN LE FEEL /G/ENTOO
>LEEL
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E/G/IN /G/WIN /G/RO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
LE >IMPLYING
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>LE ISSDFGHIHSGIHYT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>2013
>NOT USING LE /G/REEN /G/OUTES
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Anonymous2013-02-02 11:39
>>15
The fact that the people who post here could actually be Java code monkeys who go and binge drink like ``cool guys XD'' with their fellow Indian workmates sickens me.
I don't even like Touhous. I simply want a more active /prog/ on Friday nights.
>>18
Can't you organize a book club or something to meet up on Friday night, rather than whining about how everyone is off the computer at the time? Watch movies with friends? Read some scholarly articles? Write and share poetry? Join a radical organization? Anything really?
>>20 Who cares? So the regulars are off the computer at the time. You still like /prog/ the rest of the week.
Find another thing to do. You're human, the possibilities are endless. Join a Gym which opens up until late. That way you can be all stoic and follow the path of virtue or shit rather than be decadent like the Java code monkeys.
Be careful, because this board's denizens are very hostile against outsiders. Just make sure you stay in your favorite web sites and you'll be safe. ;)
>>24
Fuck off, ``/prog/rider. I'm sure I've been here way longer than you. And it doesn't matter shit. Go back through the link on /g/ from which you came.
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Anonymous2013-02-02 12:17
>>25
Typical /g/ poster trying too hard to fit in.
>>27
Yeah, that's why I say it to all the /g/ expatriates who come here and after a few weeks they feel so much more enlightened than their peers back in the imageboard. I mean, they haven't even read their SICP today, terrible!
Sorry about the quotes, though. These annoying kids are getting me a bit flustered. I would even say that they are trolling me... if they didn't actually believe their shit.
>>29
I don't understand why you guys do that. Some of the ``memes'' here are retarded, yes. But they have been here for a rather long time and they're part of the ``culture'' here.
Doing what you're doing is like going to Reddit and calling them out for being meme-spewing retards. The thing is, doing that is completely pointless because they won't bother changing their behavior and you will only lose your time doing so.
>>31
I'm not particularly complaining about the memes themselves, really, but rather that posturing and telling people to go back to wherever make up most of the posts now, discounting the antisemitic spam and Ahmed drama. It's fucking tiresome.
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Anonymous2013-02-02 13:55
>>33
Get tired, bitch ass nigga, tire yourself out of fucking /prog/ and rest eternally with the FrozenVoid.
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>LE PROG CULTURE
>OLD SHITPOST IS GOOD ``SHITPOST''
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>LEELLLLLLLLL
>LE SAGE
>LE FAGGOT QUOTE LE SICP
>XDDD LE SUSSMAN WE LUV U
>LE ABELSON WE HATE U!!! XDDDD
>LELLLLLL
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Anonymous2013-02-02 14:06
>>35 THE PLEASURE OF HAVING PANIC ATTACKS INSIDE YOUR ANUS
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Anonymous2013-02-02 14:11
>>35
You don't love The Sussman? You gay or something?
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Anonymous2013-02-02 14:15
>>37
Geez' look at mah bolo tie, geez' geez' geez' geez' geez' geez' geez' geez' geez' geez' geez' geez' geez' geez' geez' geez' geez' geez' geez' geez' geez' geez' geez' geez' geez' geez' geez' geez' geez' geez' geez' geez' I'm a kike but geez' geez'
This isn't programming related
when moot gives me the keys all your culture will die
discussion will be of J2EE, Javabeans and enterprise turnkey solutions
also BBcode will be disabled and replaced with shitty markup
We'll even have a jew appreciation thread each day
oh and /g/ will have a large link to it
>>54
Because /prog/roms are difficult to do after muh Shoah and Holohoax. They have been victimised for centuries, now you want to kick them in the nuts because they have the limelight? Show some empathy, goy.
Also I try to avoid fluoride (I use sodium bicarbonate for toothpaste and drink filtered water/ rainwater). I don't want to drink an industrial byproduct that they can't discharge into the ocean (above a certain ppm).
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Anonymous2013-02-02 22:40
check 'em
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Anonymous2013-02-02 22:41
>>55 They have been victimised for centuries, now you want to kick them in the nuts because they have the limelight?
Isn't that what you paranoid rednecks want? Then do it and stop bitching. If you don't, people will have the right to say you're dumber than a Jew, which is something you probably wouldn't want to hear.
Pls be carefulwhenever you shitpost/prog/ is delicate place
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Anonymous2013-02-03 10:28
Я много знаю о превосходный стиль жизни. К сожалению, я не могу поделиться этим советам с вами, просто знание этого стиля приведет к оптимальным для вас ситуации. Из доброты я не смею поделиться этим.
It's currently 3am < and < 5am
My sister calls me a hopeless case and is always asking me whether I have a girlfriend yet (she's married with a kid).
Bit hurt about those words but moreso just tired of them.
I don't want a girlfriend; it seems tiresome; plus she would take up time for hobbies and such.
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Anonymous2013-02-03 13:34
>>69
What makes me mad about people like you is not the fact you don't have a girlfriend. It's your fucking ``baaaw everyone is telling me to get a gf XD''.
Man the fuck up and let them know why having a girlfriend is a stupid thing to do. Get a job and show them you can be successful and happy without having to support a menstruating time bomb. Get some actual arguments and back up your own fucking point of view instead of bitching so much.
>>72
For fuck's sake, not the ``lel you're projecting XD'' again. I'm single and have a stable job that consists of staring at top and gets me enough money to enjoy my hobbies.
You're preaching to the choir.
That doesn't explain why he's sore about his sister telling him to get a girlfriend. If he already knows, he would have done that already.
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Anonymous2013-02-03 14:17
>>73
Why do girls reject you? You sound like Moe, maybe you also looks like Moe.
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Anonymous2013-02-03 14:20
stable job that consists of staring at top
What do business-types call that job? Sounds like fun.
>>70 Man the fuck up and let them know why having a girlfriend is a stupid thing to do. Get a job and show them you can be successful and happy without having to support a menstruating time bomb. Get some actual arguments and back up your own fucking point of view instead of bitching so much.
Enjoy your sexism, dumbshit, while I enjoy the company of my semi-autistic mathematician girlfriend who despises children.
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Anonymous2013-02-03 19:47
This guy >>82 is a little less beta than you, faggots. Take note.
>>85
You should really find some Jewish nerdy slut who masturbates to infinite sets. Your virginity and anger management problems made the life of this board impossible lately.
>>93
Shit, Ahmed is using these new shitty memes now? Fuck. Hey, why don't you go back to speaking barely intelligible gibberish about the Jewish god of Infinity and posting Symta code under the guise of it being ``in Lisp''? Those were the days during which /prog/ died