/prog/ - The /prog/ lifestyle

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 4:16

If you aren't up at 4AM on a Saturday, making threads on a shitty website for fucked up losers, then you don't know shit about programming.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 4:27

I am glad.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 4:42

upboating

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 4:42

Um what timezone?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 4:46

>>4
4chan Standard Time

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 4:48

>>5
AH, Faggot EST, ok. I made it in time. Whew.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 4:48

Actually I woke up an hour ago. I think I'm going back to bed.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 4:56

>>7
Ok, see you at comp.sicp when you wake up.

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!fR8duoqGZdD/iE5 2013-02-02 6:37

>>5
Also known as 4ST.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 6:43

>>1
I was talking to kitty at 4am.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 10:25

Fuckers! It's just the time when you come back from the disco. Fucking neurotypical hipsters.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 10:27

was not bad either ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 10:29

>>12
You go to the disco too?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 10:39

>>11
I'm sick of the neurotypicals here at /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 10:58

>>14

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>lel im such an autist

>i like touhous amidoinitrite?

Bugger off.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 11:15

>>1
First I thought it said "writing code for a shitty website for losers" and was going to call it The /corner-rounder/ lifestyle. I think I should go back to bed, too tired from being drunk at the disco for this.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 11:34

>>15
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>LE GREEN QUOTES
>LE MFW WHEN LE FEEL /G/ENTOO
>LEEL
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E/G/IN /G/WIN /G/RO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>2013
>NOT USING LE /G/REEN /G/OUTES
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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 11:39

>>15
The fact that the people who post here could actually be Java code monkeys who go and binge drink like ``cool guys XD'' with their fellow Indian workmates sickens me.

I don't even like Touhous. I simply want a more active /prog/ on Friday nights.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 11:58

>>18
Can't you organize a book club or something to meet up on Friday night, rather than whining about how everyone is off the computer at the time? Watch movies with friends? Read some scholarly articles? Write and share poetry? Join a radical organization? Anything really?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 11:59

>>19
No, fuck you. >>18 is right.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 12:05

>>19
Watch movies with friends? Write and share poetry? Join a radical organization?
Fuck off, FFYannick.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 12:06

>>20
Who cares? So the regulars are off the computer at the time. You still like /prog/ the rest of the week.

Find another thing to do. You're human, the possibilities are endless. Join a Gym which opens up until late. That way you can be all stoic and follow the path of virtue or shit rather than be decadent like the Java code monkeys.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 12:08

>>22
godfuqindammit I don't go out. Ever.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 12:10

Hi there, >>19!

It seems like you got lost on your way to one of your favorite web sites. But worry not, we're here to help!

http://reddit.com/r/programming
http://hackerne.ws
http://boards.4chan.org/g/

Be careful, because this board's denizens are very hostile against outsiders. Just make sure you stay in your favorite web sites and you'll be safe. ;)

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 12:15

>>24
Fuck off, ``/prog/rider. I'm sure I've been here way longer than you. And it doesn't matter shit. Go back through the link on /g/ from which you came.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 12:17

>>25
Typical /g/ poster trying too hard to fit in.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 12:24

>>25
You forgot your closing quotes.

Also, presuming you've been here for a long time is something only imageboard users do.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 12:46

>>25
The word you were looking for was whence. back to /.ru Federation/, ``comrade.''

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 12:46

>>27
Yeah, that's why I say it to all the /g/ expatriates who come here and after a few weeks they feel so much more enlightened than their peers back in the imageboard. I mean, they haven't even read their SICP today, terrible!

Sorry about the quotes, though. These annoying kids are getting me a bit flustered. I would even say that they are trolling me... if they didn't actually believe their shit.

>>26
Hax my anus XD

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 12:51

>>28
No. It wasn't.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 12:57

>>29
I don't understand why you guys do that. Some of the ``memes'' here are retarded, yes. But they have been here for a rather long time and they're part of the ``culture'' here.

Doing what you're doing is like going to Reddit and calling them out for being meme-spewing retards. The thing is, doing that is completely pointless because they won't bother changing their behavior and you will only lose your time doing so.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 13:14

Programming is demeaning.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 13:34

>>31
I'm not particularly complaining about the memes themselves, really, but rather that posturing and telling people to go back to wherever make up most of the posts now, discounting the antisemitic spam and Ahmed drama. It's fucking tiresome.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 13:55

>>33
Get tired, bitch ass nigga, tire yourself out of fucking /prog/ and rest eternally with the FrozenVoid.

YOU are small time.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 14:01

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>LE PROG CULTURE
>OLD SHITPOST IS GOOD ``SHITPOST''
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>LEELLLLLLLLL
>LE SAGE
>LE FAGGOT QUOTE LE SICP
>XDDD LE SUSSMAN WE LUV U
>LE ABELSON WE HATE U!!! XDDDD
>LELLLLLL

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 14:06

>>35
THE PLEASURE OF HAVING PANIC ATTACKS INSIDE YOUR ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 14:11

>>35
You don't love The Sussman? You gay or something?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 14:15

>>37
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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 14:20

>>38
What was the purpose of that post?

Name: Sussman 2013-02-02 14:26

>>39
Geez!

The /prog/ lifestyle

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