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The /prog/ lifestyle

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 4:16

If you aren't up at 4AM on a Saturday, making threads on a shitty website for fucked up losers, then you don't know shit about programming.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 14:26

>>38
fuck off, bomber

Name: Sussman 2013-02-02 14:31

>>41
Geez!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 14:34

>>40
And what about that one?

Name: Sussman 2013-02-02 14:35

>>43
GEEZ!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 14:39

>>44
And that one?

Name: SS M. ANUS 2013-02-02 14:42

>>45
GGEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 14:46

>>46
Why do you still do it? You're not being funny or witty.

Name: Sussman 2013-02-02 14:48

Geez! I am the Sussman! Geez! I don't have to be funny or witty!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 14:52

>>48
Overusing a word makes you a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 14:53

>>49 never heard the Sussman.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 14:56

>>50
Except that's not The Sussman. Jewish people are smart.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 21:01

This isn't programming related
when moot gives me the keys all your culture will die
discussion will be of J2EE, Javabeans and enterprise turnkey solutions
also BBcode will be disabled and replaced with shitty markup
We'll even have a jew appreciation thread each day
oh and /g/ will have a large link to it

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 21:22

>>51
jewish people are smart
pfffffffffftHAHAhAhAHAHAHAHA

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 21:35

>>53
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashkenazi_Jewish_intelligence

Also, if you're smarter than them, why do you let them control your media, fluoride and Google accounts?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 22:06

>>54
Because /prog/roms are difficult to do after muh Shoah and Holohoax. They have been victimised for centuries, now you want to kick them in the nuts because they have the limelight? Show some empathy, goy.

Also I try to avoid fluoride (I use sodium bicarbonate for toothpaste and drink filtered water/ rainwater). I don't want to drink an industrial byproduct that they can't discharge into the ocean (above a certain ppm).

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 22:40

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 22:41

>>55
They have been victimised for centuries, now you want to kick them in the nuts because they have the limelight?
Isn't that what you paranoid rednecks want? Then do it and stop bitching. If you don't, people will have the right to say you're dumber than a Jew, which is something you probably wouldn't want to hear.

Why the fuck are you swallowing your toothpaste?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 23:23

>>54
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashkenazi_Jewish_intelligence
Yeah. Jews are inhuman alien parasites. We have all rights to dispose of them.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 23:27

Cause if you don't do it again on Sunday, you're a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 1:02

>>57
It was truth mixed with sarcasm.
I'll say it without the latter:
Jews are immune to criticism because of the holocaust.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 2:30

>>60
Ill say it without the former:
FTFYFK

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 3:28

>>61
IHNBT

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 9:08

>>62
INEFTYDFPK

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 9:54

Pls be carefulwhenever you shitpost/prog/ is delicate place

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 10:28

Я много знаю о превосходный стиль жизни. К сожалению, я не могу поделиться этим советам с вами, просто знание этого стиля приведет к оптимальным для вас ситуации. Из доброты я не смею поделиться этим.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 10:47

>>65
Salam, Al-Nikita Sadlamaboom!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 12:08

At the lowest point in your life, you are here because you're a programmer and we're your programmer bros.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 12:52

>>67
Lowest point? Face it faggots, this is as good as it gets.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 13:23

It's currently  3am < and < 5am
My sister calls me a hopeless case and is always asking me whether I have a girlfriend yet (she's married with a kid).
Bit hurt about those words but moreso just tired of them.
I don't want a girlfriend; it seems tiresome; plus she would take up time for hobbies and such.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 13:34

>>69
What makes me mad about people like you is not the fact you don't have a girlfriend. It's your fucking ``baaaw everyone is telling me to get a gf XD''.

Man the fuck up and let them know why having a girlfriend is a stupid thing to do. Get a job and show them you can be successful and happy without having to support a menstruating time bomb. Get some actual arguments and back up your own fucking point of view instead of bitching so much.

Name: >>70 2013-02-03 13:37

You could also kill yourself. It suits your ``defensive'' personality.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 13:53

>>70
I think you are projecting too much into it.

Get a job and show them you can be successful and happy without having to support a menstruating time bomb
You're preaching to the choir.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 14:13

>>72
For fuck's sake, not the ``lel you're projecting XD'' again. I'm single and have a stable job that consists of staring at top and gets me enough money to enjoy my hobbies.

You're preaching to the choir.
That doesn't explain why he's sore about his sister telling him to get a girlfriend. If he already knows, he would have done that already.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 14:17

>>73
Why do girls reject you? You sound like Moe, maybe you also looks like Moe.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 14:20

stable job that consists of staring at top
What do business-types call that job? Sounds like fun.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 14:22

>>75
sysadmin?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 14:27

I've stared at that ``top'' for quite a while now. Where's my paycheck, >>73!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 14:30

>>77
You need to be a kike to get paid for that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 14:35

>>78
We can arrange that.
grabs >>77's dick

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 19:06

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