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Are you a programming prodigy?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 10:07

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBXZWB_dNsw
How many apps do you have on the appstore? NONE? That's what I thought.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 10:27

Looks like a made up personality for TV. What are his "apps" anyway?

do you have on the appstore?
I've written a few games, but they are in Lisp and use stolen graphics. I also despise C/C++/Java/C#, so there is no way I'll ever do any commercial coding.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 10:37

video also features a lot of apple products, so it could also be just a big apple ad.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 12:47

I'm in the process of re-writing Android in Symta. Stay tuned.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 13:38

>>4
Oh shit, Android is now officially slated to become the first working mobileOS. It's over, Apple is finished.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 15:30

I actually have several apps in the App Store, more than I can tell you off the top of my head in fact.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 15:32

>>2

Hey, do you want to do this: https://github.com/GingFreecss/Greed-Island ?

I have discovered I am not yet an enough LISPER to actually do it in any decent way.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 15:48

Nice ringtone, asshole

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 18:12

>>8
Nice fieldtone, asshole

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 19:10

Is he autistic?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 23:14

>>7
Visual novel sounds too simple. I'm doing a 2d RPG with stolen graphics.

Alas fags at artist forum refused to help me adapting graphics http://www.wayofthepixel.net/index.php?topic=15007.0

they also perma-banned me.

That is why I avoid forums.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 23:15

>>10
It's like hacks for real life.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 23:21

>>11
Man them niggaz was upset

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 23:27

>>11

That's not a visual novel!

Read the description: "Open-world RPG based on the fictional game with the same name. Written in Common Lisp."

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 23:47

>>11
Uhm, please don't use this sprite for anything other than Furcadia stuff, so no I can't help you fix it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 23:52

>>15
When a bitch says "no", it always means big "YES".

You just don't know girls.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 23:53

>>16
Assfucker. Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 0:01

>>16
HOW DOES RAPE WORK?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 0:12

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 0:24

>>11
get FileName |c:[T:@4.utf8 L:@4.ul D:@L.y @Xs] [[T D] @Xs,r]
Hello Nikita.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 3:07

>>20
So you want to whiteknight the honor of this bitchy girl? Sorry, you will have invade Russia to get me, americunt cumrade. Ha-ha-ha!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 3:53

I am, but I was a poorfag. So I had to disdain everyone, and join /prog/ instead.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 6:53

>>14
https://github.com/GingFreecss/Greed-Island/blob/master/Rules%20of%20the%20game

All the items you find in the game can be converted into cards. Book is used to store the cards.
When you acquire an item, it immediately turns into a card. (Eg: Finding and taking a sword will automatically turn it into a card)

What is the point of it? Is it a card game with rock-paper-scissors mechanics? How do you represent "open world" in a card game? Where are the RPG elements?

I remember Magic the Gathering RPG, it was awful! Despite having awesome pixelart illustrations:
http://www.mobygames.com/game/magic-the-gathering-battlemage/screenshots

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 7:26

>>11
Are you Russian? I mean an actual Russian, not some stupid "Russian-American" variety.

If so, that's pretty cool.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 7:35

>>20
Who is "Nikita"?

Also, a question to "Nikita": Is this (http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1357373521/5) your post?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 7:40

>>1
I can already imagine what his code looks like.
//Thanks Adam!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 7:41

>>26

You don't have to imagine, it's shown right there in the video.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 7:45

Having someone "tutor" you on your code seems scary.

And jesus, "long-line-itis"? Fucking shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 8:10

>>27
Oh yeah, you're right.
...vertexBuffer...
glXYZ()...
...he definitely wrote that stuff himself.

Also, mfhi and mflo aren't pseudo instructions. Especially since LO and HI aren't directly adressable.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 8:12

>>20
stop labeling us

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 8:55

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 8:57

>>30
I'm sorry if that isn't Symta, but it sure looks like it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 9:28

I also fucking hate how in the video they just scroll the code Matrix-style. It's fucking retarded.

Also, I don't know if the code they used in overlays is his actual code, but if you pause it, it looks like template code with comments like "If appropriate, add code necessary..." so I guess most of "his" code is borrowed from Apple's Obj-C examples.

Still, he has a good headstart on me. I don't know half as much as he claims to.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 9:37

>>25
so what?

Name: Ricky Stallman 2013-01-05 10:16

Free Software.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 10:21

>>35
from whom?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 10:35

Wait what the fuck is it 2013 already, nobody told me anything.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 10:45

>>37
Yeah. 2012 was the end of the world. You're now in hell.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 10:53

>>25
Nikita is Ahmed. Are you new here?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 14:15

Nikita Sadkov is the god emperor king of /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 14:21

Nikita Sadkov is the god emperor king of paraša (prison cell toilet).

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 15:00

>>11
sorry >>11-sama, I think youve been on a little too much prog. you can't mention jews on the outside net.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 16:01

>>42
-sama
LLEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LE EJPIN GRON LE ANIME

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 16:15

>>11
Reminds me of all the times I've been banned from forums just because I told everyone I was a pedophile. Some people are just so intolerant.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 16:19

>>44
OMG people are so intolerant, they don't want to communicate with criminal predators!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 16:20

>>43
The first textboards (most of which were Japanese) used to refer to the original poster as >>1-san. Some English textboards still do, notably, SAoVQ, 4-ch, and that other dark blue textboard I can't recall right now. Of course, their Japanese counterparts share the habit.

So please stop spamming the board with your ``parodies'', you're not improving the board quality at all, you're not making any poster feel ashamed (other than yourself) and nobody is ever going to listen your baseless rants.

Being honest, I wish you would get banned from all textboards.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 16:23

>>45
I am not a criminal.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 16:27

>>45
There's a difference between people who like children and people who like and rape children.

The former are not criminals, unless you want to create some kind of thought police. But then, everyone would be a criminal, because we've all had thoughts of killing/raping someone or stealing/destroying something. The thing is, we exert self-control over ourselves and this is why we're not criminals.

tl;dr You're not a criminal until you do it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 16:27

>>47
yes you are. raping children is crime

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 16:36

>>49
Shut up you dumb faggot. You can believe what you want, but I have the truth on my side. At least Activist-kun can understand an argument, however superficially, you, however, are just a moron and I shan't reply to you again.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 16:37

>>48
typical pedophile bullshit rethoric.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 16:40

>>50
one of these days you will be caught or your neighbors will shoot you dead, pedo

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 16:44

>>44
Perhaps you were banned for making off-topic posts and trollish threads like ``Should we give tax breaks to child molestors?''.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 16:46

OP, I saw this on /b/ last night. This is not VIP quality.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 16:48

>>54
Go back to /b/ pedophile

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 16:57

>>53
It was all on psychology forums and shit, and I wasn't trolling.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 16:59

>>56
kill yourself

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 17:01

>>51
I'm not a pedophile, I don't like children, loli or whatever pedophiles like. I'm into girls with modest breasts, but I fucking hate flat chests.

But following your logic, >>52 should be jailed because he just said he would kill >>50, which means he's a potential criminal and we can't let him do that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 17:07

>>56
Yeah, what better place to identify as a pedophile than a forum full of depressed whores who claim they were molested by a satanic cult as a child and bipolar male arsonist desperate for attention and a chance to whiteknight for the whores?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 18:42

I am a paedophobe, I fucking hate children.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 19:56

I dream in code too.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 20:02

damn... sometimes i wish i was autistic, instead of being so shit average

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 20:07

are geniuses like Albert Einstein all autistic?
is it a symptom of having a genius-level IQ?
do humans seriously have a glass ceiling concerning intelligence?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 21:54

he is not autistic

I think he a improved version. Like dogs and wolfs. Dogs are a more infantile version that improved their learning skills rather than staying adults.

Santiago has not strong sexual desire, which is a huge step for humanity. We dont need to be aggreessive or sexualized we live in a civilized society. Those genes are great.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 21:57

>>64
*wolves American

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 21:59

>>62-64
Sometimes you wonder if people from /g/ are literally retarded or just learned English as their second language.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 22:06

>>64
Beta male detected.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 22:09

>>64
fuck you asexual

>>67
fuck you faggot

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 22:14

>>68
<3

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 22:36

>>51
Holy shit you just got PERMA OWNED by >>58
Just like the Nikita SPECTRALLY ASS-DEMOLISHED the kikes and kike lovers at http://fags.wayofthepixel.gay/

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 22:39

I FUCKING LOVE JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 22:49

>>70
don't you have a fire to die in?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 22:56

>>72
No, but you do, kriken.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 23:02

>>73
cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 23:28

>>11
Love it! I made a deviantart account just to follow you!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 0:20

>>75
But I'm not an artist. I registered there to ask weremagnus for pixelart hints.

>>58
http://third-bit.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/m2.jpg
Is this girl fappable?

Name: 58 2013-01-06 0:51

>>76
Well keep posting stuff that you steal there.

Is this girl fappable?
Too white and her face is ugly.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 3:42

Please stir some more shit up on dA, Nikita.

I really enjoyed reading that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 4:02

Still fucking laughing. ̶A̶h̶m̶e̶d̶ Nika, you're a genius, I love everything you do!

What stops me from using it for my project? You see, I'm russian and we have no respect for copyright here. Besides, I'm a programmer, so I have even less of it. And I need a sprite. Sorry.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 4:07

i was better than him when I was 12, where the fuck is my masters?!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 4:45

I'm better than that cunt now. Where the fuck is my free weed?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 4:49

I'm better than >>81. Where the fuck is my blowjob?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 4:58

rms learned calculus when he was 8. beat that!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 5:06

>>79
Nika is a female name not equivalent to Nikita, which is a male name

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 5:08

>>83
I discovered the joys of masturbation at age 6. Top that!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 6:28

>>79
Also, check out the pic of the cow he was arguing with. If I saw her on the street, I would deliver a roundhouse kick to her ugly face.

http://weremagnus.deviantart.com/art/deviantID-2011-117139506

"I allow this to be used in Furcadia, not open sourced games." fucking cunt

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 6:34

Still laughing, Nikita.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 10:11

>>86
I doubt that insulting her, will make her any more helpful. Most likely she will become feminist.

I still don't understand the faggotry about furcadia, because what is the matter in which game I'll use the sprite, as long as it's non-commercial and author gets credited.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 10:26

http://youtu.be/jcvd5JZkUXY

Nobody has any problem with taking sprites from big, commercial games. Hell, 99% of sprite sheets I've seen have some disclaimer like ``Ripped by xSonic93x, do not use without giving me credit!''

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 11:08

>>86
Calm down Ahmed, calm down!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 11:20

I wouldn't use that dragon because of who drew it.

Name: >>58 2013-01-06 11:27

>>76
Holy fuck, no.

But these are. http://i.imgur.com/Tp8dz.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 12:42

>>92
LE E/jp/IN image /jp/ro!

*booru-fist*

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 12:43

>>93
Scared of bumping the thread, shitstain?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 12:45

>>94
Fuck you, pedophile.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 12:48

>>88
Shut up Никита, don't fucking tell me what to do.

She looks like a fucking subhuman, talks fucking retarded, and I can insult her all I want.

"Uhm, no" She's 30 or something and talks like a fucking child. Fucking deviantart.

Name: " 2013-01-06 12:58

Uhm, hello everyone ^_^

I'm Amanda K. I've been sucking deviant cock since 2004. Uhm, I'm a PROFESSIONAL ARTIST that makes PROFESSIONAL ART, uhm, please don't, uhm, steal.

http://i.imgur.com/oEVqB.jpg <--- ME

also I look like shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 13:02

>>95
Liking girls with breasts makes you a pedophile?

Fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 13:04

>>96-97
Calm the fuck down or you'll have to see the nasty anus of my IMI Galil, suicide bomber.

מודה אני לפניך מלך חי וקיים שהחזרת בי נשמתי בחמלה, רבה אמונתך.‏
FUCK GOYIM

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 13:10

>>99
I have my H&K UMP here with me and the whole of Aryan brotherhood on my speed-dial.

Mazel tov with that, kike.

卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 13:40

>>100
FUCK YOU GOY

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-06 13:53

the whole of Aryan brotherhood on my speed-dial.
For some reason that made me lol.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 14:35

Why don't you use some free sprites, there are tons of them.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 14:56

I'm siding with Nikita on this one, it's not like he's going to make any jew golds with this game anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 15:06

I always sides with Nikita, Nikita is the Queen of /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 15:17

>>105
No, he's a retarded racist fuckwad.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 15:20

>>106
No. No. Wrong.
He's not a racist. Jews are racist. He is an anti-racist.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 15:22

>>107
Jews may be racist. That doesn't change his racist fuckwadness.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 17:22

How about I slap your shit?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 18:56

>>99
>>101
>>106
>>108
anti-gentilic parasitic kike identified.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 19:03

>>110
Unoptimized Ahmedic quotes detected.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-07 1:05

>>111
NO! I am Abdul.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-07 1:06

>>112
Back to /b/, please Ahmed!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-07 1:10

>>113
My name "Abdul", not "Ahmad".

I am Abdul, son of Al-Farooq.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-07 1:10

>>111
Nice trips, bro!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-07 12:51

>>46
The first textboards (most of which were Japanese) used to refer to the original poster as >>1-san.
Time has changed.

Also, they didn't use romanji you fucking weeaboo. So, stop trying so hard to fit in.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-07 13:01

>>116
romanji
Why do people use that word?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-07 15:04

>>116
Time has changed for you. This place isn't 4chan, so back to /b/ please.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-07 22:47

>>118
LLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>LE CRETIN

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-08 4:57

>>103
There is no good pixelart isometric dragon sprite.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-08 10:00

>>119
Time changes after your 14th birthday!

Don't change these.
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