/prog/ - Are you a programming prodigy?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 10:07

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBXZWB_dNsw
How many apps do you have on the appstore? NONE? That's what I thought.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 10:27

Looks like a made up personality for TV. What are his "apps" anyway?

do you have on the appstore?
I've written a few games, but they are in Lisp and use stolen graphics. I also despise C/C++/Java/C#, so there is no way I'll ever do any commercial coding.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 10:37

video also features a lot of apple products, so it could also be just a big apple ad.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 12:47

I'm in the process of re-writing Android in Symta. Stay tuned.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 13:38

>>4
Oh shit, Android is now officially slated to become the first working mobileOS. It's over, Apple is finished.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 15:30

I actually have several apps in the App Store, more than I can tell you off the top of my head in fact.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 15:32

>>2

Hey, do you want to do this: https://github.com/GingFreecss/Greed-Island ?

I have discovered I am not yet an enough LISPER to actually do it in any decent way.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 15:48

Nice ringtone, asshole

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 18:12

>>8
Nice fieldtone, asshole

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 19:10

Is he autistic?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 23:14

>>7
Visual novel sounds too simple. I'm doing a 2d RPG with stolen graphics.

Alas fags at artist forum refused to help me adapting graphics http://www.wayofthepixel.net/index.php?topic=15007.0

they also perma-banned me.

That is why I avoid forums.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 23:15

>>10
It's like hacks for real life.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 23:21

>>11
Man them niggaz was upset

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 23:27

>>11

That's not a visual novel!

Read the description: "Open-world RPG based on the fictional game with the same name. Written in Common Lisp."

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 23:47

>>11
Uhm, please don't use this sprite for anything other than Furcadia stuff, so no I can't help you fix it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 23:52

>>15
When a bitch says "no", it always means big "YES".

You just don't know girls.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 23:53

>>16
Assfucker. Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 0:01

>>16
HOW DOES RAPE WORK?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 0:12

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 0:24

>>11
get FileName |c:[T:@4.utf8 L:@4.ul D:@L.y @Xs] [[T D] @Xs,r]
Hello Nikita.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 3:07

>>20
So you want to whiteknight the honor of this bitchy girl? Sorry, you will have invade Russia to get me, americunt cumrade. Ha-ha-ha!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 3:53

I am, but I was a poorfag. So I had to disdain everyone, and join /prog/ instead.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 6:53

>>14
https://github.com/GingFreecss/Greed-Island/blob/master/Rules%20of%20the%20game

All the items you find in the game can be converted into cards. Book is used to store the cards.
When you acquire an item, it immediately turns into a card. (Eg: Finding and taking a sword will automatically turn it into a card)

What is the point of it? Is it a card game with rock-paper-scissors mechanics? How do you represent "open world" in a card game? Where are the RPG elements?

I remember Magic the Gathering RPG, it was awful! Despite having awesome pixelart illustrations:
http://www.mobygames.com/game/magic-the-gathering-battlemage/screenshots

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 7:26

>>11
Are you Russian? I mean an actual Russian, not some stupid "Russian-American" variety.

If so, that's pretty cool.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 7:35

>>20
Who is "Nikita"?

Also, a question to "Nikita": Is this (http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1357373521/5) your post?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 7:40

>>1
I can already imagine what his code looks like.
//Thanks Adam!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 7:41

>>26

You don't have to imagine, it's shown right there in the video.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 7:45

Having someone "tutor" you on your code seems scary.

And jesus, "long-line-itis"? Fucking shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 8:10

>>27
Oh yeah, you're right.
...vertexBuffer...
glXYZ()...
...he definitely wrote that stuff himself.

Also, mfhi and mflo aren't pseudo instructions. Especially since LO and HI aren't directly adressable.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 8:12

>>20
stop labeling us

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 8:55

>>26
https://github.com/sgonzalez

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 8:57

>>30
I'm sorry if that isn't Symta, but it sure looks like it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 9:28

I also fucking hate how in the video they just scroll the code Matrix-style. It's fucking retarded.

Also, I don't know if the code they used in overlays is his actual code, but if you pause it, it looks like template code with comments like "If appropriate, add code necessary..." so I guess most of "his" code is borrowed from Apple's Obj-C examples.

Still, he has a good headstart on me. I don't know half as much as he claims to.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 9:37

>>25
so what?

Name: Ricky Stallman 2013-01-05 10:16

Free Software.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 10:21

>>35
from whom?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 10:35

Wait what the fuck is it 2013 already, nobody told me anything.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 10:45

>>37
Yeah. 2012 was the end of the world. You're now in hell.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 10:53

>>25
Nikita is Ahmed. Are you new here?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 14:15

Nikita Sadkov is the god emperor king of /prog/.

Are you a programming prodigy?

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