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What's the next fad

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 20:50

What's the next fad that's going to hit the tech sector?

I got into mobile bullshit because want to get in early so I can retire to Thailand and have my own harem of 5yo boys. But work is slowing down drastically. Where should I go next?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 20:52

Teledildonics.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 20:53

hurr durr mobile and web are the future durrr you should get in social media

someone please kill me

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 20:55

I read an article linked on the Hacker News about how we ``lost the web''. I expected sensible stuff, but most of the article was, ``FIVE YEARS AGO OUR APPS COULD BE SYNCED TO MOBILE APIs THROUGH ENTERPRISE TURNKEY SOLUTIONS AND...''
It made me feel upset.
And old.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 20:56

Cloud based parallel applications streaming data to your terminal.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 20:56

>>3
I don't give a shit if they are the future or not, I just want the god damn money.

`When everyone is looking for gold, it's a good time to be in the pick and shovel business.' ~ Mark Twain.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 20:56

>>2
Anonymous teledildonics.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 20:58

>>2
God I hope so.

Also, Virtual reality would be fucking great if you can pull it off. If you master that, you might get your harem of children and not even have to go to a shithole country ruled by a sensitive monarch.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 20:58

>>7
This seems too useful to be the next thing.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 20:59

The next fad is text generators that write articles about the next big fad, wraps it around ads, and posts it to blogs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 21:00

If you master that, you might get your harem of children and not even have to go to a shithole country ruled by a sensitive monarch.
Given that half the world can't tell the difference between cartoons and real CP, I doubt that would work.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 21:01

>>7
Login with Facebook

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 21:07

>>11
Why not just run it at home where no one will find out? Computers will be powerful enough to do so by the time you can actually have sex in a virtual world.

Oh right, in the future, everything is in TEH CLOWD and monitored by Amazon and Google in exchange for contracts by law enforcement. I forgot about your dystopia cyberpunk visions.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 21:12

>>13
Processors will be powerful enough, but you'll be limited to 1 GB of RAM soldered onto the motherboard, because that should be more than enough to run a web browser.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 21:13

by the time you can actually have sex in a virtual world.
You already can: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Light_Center

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 21:14

>>8
Authorize yourself to prevent cyber crime:

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 21:15

>>14
And I suppose that swap space will be blocked at the processor level too, right? No, wait, booting operating systems other than official Google signed Android or MacOS will be impossible without a special license from the government to buy specialty chips. And open source software will be outlawed, so no one can write their own software without paying $100M (that's $10K before the hyperinflation that's going to happen in 2014, right?) for a compiler.

How close am I?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 21:20

>>17
I'm from the future and this is pretty much what happens!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 21:23

Well >>18 confirms it OP. you should get into the DRM industry.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 21:29

>>17
Nothing so sinister. Hard drives will be completely replaced by solid state drives with capacities of 256 GB or less because they're really just meant to be used as a cache for files in the cloud anyway. You'll be able to boot whatever you want, but you'll still be stuck with hardware that's intended for nothing more demanding than running a web browser.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 21:36

op confirmed for homopedo

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 22:01

>>20
I'm sure Stallman will save us from that.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 22:30

>>4
For people in the future, article in question is: http://dashes.com/anil/2012/12/the-web-we-lost.html

Five years ago, most social photos were uploaded to Flickr, where they could be tagged by humans or even by apps and services [...]

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 23:15

CLOOOUUUUUUDDDDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 23:40

>>21
Really? How do you know?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-14 0:11

Raspberry Pi

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-14 0:38

Advertisement, crowdsourcing, gamification, crowdfunding, Internet of Things, HTML5+jQuery+AJAX+CSS3+WebSockets+QuickTime+Facebook everything,....

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-14 0:40

layer upon layer of complexity. i dont like computers anymore....

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-14 1:03

>>26
Yes. Micro distributed cloud computing running from helicopters

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-14 1:22

>>29
before broadcom activates the malware in the multi-megabyte bootloader

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-14 1:22

Automation, probably. Program robots to fry burgers instead of paying an ugly and\or mexican teenager to do it.

I also bet that AI chatterbots-like things will come up in a big way soon too. When >>1 calls LittleBoySexToys Inc because his fuckbot's butthole was too loose, an automated, female voice will try (and probably fail) to walk him through all the usual troubleshooting steps, blah blah blah, and then only bother real tech support when it was sure that he didn't forget the batteries or something.

Name: KodakGalleryClotheslineSwinger 2012-12-14 1:23

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-14 1:25

Bitcoins!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-14 1:59

Anus hacking is coming back in a big way.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-14 3:45

sexbots

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-14 6:29

Le Steve Jobs-sama, whose mind lives on as Siri-chan, will be reborn as ``JOBSBOT'' who will win the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election using the ``more Jobs'' campaign.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-16 14:59

Drone warfare by police departments. Get a job programming a drone to distinguish civilians from criminals (then ignore that decision and kill them all to maintain the fear).

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-16 16:12

>>2,7
A teledildonic Omegle.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-16 17:44

anything with bitcoin, seriously

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-16 17:51

>>39
bitcoin is shit because it didn't use a memory-bound function

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-16 18:57

>>38
Teledilmegle?
Odildle?

Are there teledildonic video games yet?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-17 4:15

>>41
PS3 was first with the vibrating wand. Next came the wii. And they lived happily ever ever after:
http://quote.tse.or.jp/tse/quote.cgi?F=listing%2FEDetail1&MKTN=T&QCODE=7974

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-22 13:12

Do the cartels have positions available for programmers?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-22 13:33

DATA SCIENCE  tm

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-22 13:54

>>42
CGI Error

The specified CGI application misbehaved by not returning a complete set of HTTP headers.


>>43
If you have to ask, you don't have a snowball's chance in hell of getting such a position.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-22 14:06

>>44
What's wrong with that?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-22 16:40

MACHINE LEARNING
DATA ANALYSIS
BIOMATHEMATICS

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-22 17:01

>>45
Who ever did it, bless him. That is tokoy stock exchange site, an from the query 7974, looks like he was talking about Nintendo's stock exchange. Here another you can you:
http://www.otcmarkets.com/stock/NTDOY/quote

Learned from:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-22 20:08

>>43
Yeah, sure. All you need to do is move to Mexico (the shitty parts, obviously), set up a software business, then wait for them to show up with ten human heads in a trash bag and force you to work for them. Promotion comes only when someone is murdered, so implicate your fellow programmers to climb the ladder. Eventually you will be killed too, when you glance in the direction of someone, but you'll die for La Familia.

They are cruel, but fair.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-22 21:44

the cartels can suck my fucking dick

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-22 23:15

>>50
Yes, they can. Unfortunately for you, that's because they cut it off and took it with them back to Mexico.

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