What's the next fad

What's the next fad that's going to hit the tech sector?

I got into mobile bullshit because want to get in early so I can retire to Thailand and have my own harem of 5yo boys. But work is slowing down drastically. Where should I go next?

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And I suppose that swap space will be blocked at the processor level too, right? No, wait, booting operating systems other than official Google signed Android or MacOS will be impossible without a special license from the government to buy specialty chips. And open source software will be outlawed, so no one can write their own software without paying $100M (that's $10K before the hyperinflation that's going to happen in 2014, right?) for a compiler.

How close am I?