What's the next fad

What's the next fad that's going to hit the tech sector?

I got into mobile bullshit because want to get in early so I can retire to Thailand and have my own harem of 5yo boys. But work is slowing down drastically. Where should I go next?

>>38
Teledilmegle?
Odildle?

Are there teledildonic video games yet?

>>41
PS3 was first with the vibrating wand. Next came the wii. And they lived happily ever ever after:
http://quote.tse.or.jp/tse/quote.cgi?F=listing%2FEDetail1&MKTN=T&QCODE=7974

Do the cartels have positions available for programmers?

DATA SCIENCE  ^tm

>>42
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>>43
If you have to ask, you don't have a snowball's chance in hell of getting such a position.

>>44
What's wrong with that?

MACHINE LEARNING
DATA ANALYSIS
BIOMATHEMATICS

>>45
Who ever did it, bless him. That is tokoy stock exchange site, an from the query 7974, looks like he was talking about Nintendo's stock exchange. Here another you can you:
http://www.otcmarkets.com/stock/NTDOY/quote

Learned from:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo

>>43
Yeah, sure. All you need to do is move to Mexico (the shitty parts, obviously), set up a software business, then wait for them to show up with ten human heads in a trash bag and force you to work for them. Promotion comes only when someone is murdered, so implicate your fellow programmers to climb the ladder. Eventually you will be killed too, when you glance in the direction of someone, but you'll die for La Familia.

They are cruel, but fair.

the cartels can suck my fucking dick

>>50
Yes, they can. Unfortunately for you, that's because they cut it off and took it with them back to Mexico.