Women on prog

Ex came out of nowhere.
- hello how are you boy?
- hey! i'm fine! it has been a long time since! and you?
- i'm quite well
- are you still working and traveling a lot?
- no, I quit my job and I am doing 3rd yr EECS
- :O really???
- yep, why?
- marry me

TRUE STORY ;__;

back to le /g/hackerbook

What is this shit supposed to mean? Who said what? OP is a nigger.

>>3
OP has been talking to his drug-induced hallucinations again.

>>3,4
I have the brainpower to figure out how the conversation went. It's still not that interesting.

Ex
/polecat keredditabs/

>>5
So do i(most likely), but not the interest to it waste for such a dumb thread.

stop using lisa^[1]: you have a real girlfriend now
- gf
^{____________________}
[1] lisa is the name of my laptop

>>8
kill yourself, normalnig

>>9
U JELLY?? LOL U MAD
>tfw you will never have a gf

>>10
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I SHAT MY SIDES BCUZ UR SO FUCKN FUNNY ROFLE LE ROFLE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMFG I LAUGD SO HARD MY COCK FELL OFF NOW IT'S IN ISRAEL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
EPIC
FOR
LE
WIN
/G/RO

Weve all had GFs like OP's. they treat you like shit because youre 'boring' and treat you like your 'dumb' because youre not rich. Then these bitches leave you and hang out with their 'edgy' tattoo'ed friends. Of course they end up living like shit, the girl I once knew now cant even get a boyfriend to take care of her and she has had to go bi to maintain a relationship. Im expecting major ass kissing from her when she finds out Ive landed a good job. Too bad she chose to make herself a tattoo'ed stinkpile instead of sticking with a 'dummy' like me. She will get from me exactly what she gave to me.

>>12
Weve all had GFs like OP's
What? No. Why would I do such a retarded thing as getting a partner that doesn't even know C and Scheme?

On the other hand, looks like you went the fucking retard way and now are complaining about it. What the fuck is wrong with you, Redditard?

>>12
back to /g/hackerbook, normalnigger!

>>11

off the front page

>>11

wide lines off the front page

>>15-16
back to /b/, please.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                

>>16
what pisses you off about wide lines so much?

>>11
[b]LEL I LELED AT YOUR FUTILE ATTEMPT TO LOOK LIKE A NEWFAG FROM THE IMAGEBOARDS: YOU COMBINE THINGS FROM DIFFERENT YEARS LIKE ROFL, LE and EPIC WIN[b] 

>>13
my (irl)gf knows python!

Today's bitches just ain't worth it. They will cheat behind your back, and will inevitable trade you up for someone they deem better than you. They ask, demand, nag you for shits until the end of time.

If it flies, floats, or fornicates, it's better to rent.

hey! i'm fine! it has been a long time since! and you?
lol raging homosexual

>>19
How about fuck off, fagshit?

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