Women on prog

Ex came out of nowhere.
- hello how are you boy?
- hey! i'm fine! it has been a long time since! and you?
- i'm quite well
- are you still working and traveling a lot?
- no, I quit my job and I am doing 3rd yr EECS
- :O really???
- yep, why?
- marry me

TRUE STORY ;__;

>>12
Weve all had GFs like OP's
What? No. Why would I do such a retarded thing as getting a partner that doesn't even know C and Scheme?

On the other hand, looks like you went the fucking retard way and now are complaining about it. What the fuck is wrong with you, Redditard?