Women on prog

Ex came out of nowhere.
- hello how are you boy?
- hey! i'm fine! it has been a long time since! and you?
- i'm quite well
- are you still working and traveling a lot?
- no, I quit my job and I am doing 3rd yr EECS
- :O really???
- yep, why?
- marry me

TRUE STORY ;__;

Weve all had GFs like OP's. they treat you like shit because youre 'boring' and treat you like your 'dumb' because youre not rich. Then these bitches leave you and hang out with their 'edgy' tattoo'ed friends. Of course they end up living like shit, the girl I once knew now cant even get a boyfriend to take care of her and she has had to go bi to maintain a relationship. Im expecting major ass kissing from her when she finds out Ive landed a good job. Too bad she chose to make herself a tattoo'ed stinkpile instead of sticking with a 'dummy' like me. She will get from me exactly what she gave to me.